I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
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I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
You get a cookie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Congratulations! ^.~
Seafood, birds and green paprika.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Is that okay or do I need counseling now?
And I was thinking I was the only one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Dang it. The Yanks have again gone where no Euro has either managed or dared to go. :shame:
The prosimian and Drone, that's two of them already.
Where's Kadagar when you need him?
It's like the old British saying, "They're overpaid, oversexed and over here."Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
oh dear god............ this thread.
Centurion wants to engage in the thread more, but is worried what people might say! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
No you fool she probably had others as wellQuote:
Originally Posted by drone
I suppose we shouldn't discuss the English vice, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
i dont want to looked down upon by the denizens of the .org :wink:Quote:
Centurion wants to engage in the thread more, but is worried what people might say! :P
Uh-oh, someone has us figured out! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Yeah, yeah, stop being a little puddytat and join in the conversation!Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
awww are you jealous im giving more attention to the other ladies.Quote:
Fixed.
its true when your on top you can only go down..........
And then up... and then down... and then up again? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Women really are worse than men.
wow Englishwomen are dirty.......Quote:
And then up... and then down... and then up again? xD
Tsk tsk tsk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
I was actually talking about this... :P
Insult deleted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
What do you mean by that? o_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
That was a bit harsh Fragony, you could have at least softened the blow with a smiley or something.
It's okay, no hard feelings or anything, right?
It was just a little joke, like my Nemesis Inferno one. T'is a really good rollercoaster. :3
SPANKING, we have a fetish for SPANKING? That's it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
I'm sorry, but that's just not good enough! What sort of vice is that? It's barely a fetish for Pete's sake.
The actual English vice is drunkenness, traditionally with bear. Every description of the English for 1200 years, both friendly and hostile, has included it.
Very right. I've never read an account of the English that didn't involve them getting regularly drunk with a bear.Quote:
Originally Posted by PVC
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I must admit there were some when I saw that picture of your cute pussy of barely eightteen...Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
...and I realised I would never own that sweet little kitten. :sweatdrop:
Cripes... that's just plain rude, Louis. :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Leave Kitney alone!Quote:
...and I realised I would never own that sweet little kitten. :sweatdrop:
She isn't really called that.
What does that mean? A lot of americans could be ethnically english, it doesn't make them english though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Who knew english women were in such demand abroad, we'll run out soon enough! Lucky I already go out with one then.:2thumbsup:
Also british people are the only promiscuous ones, most of the spanish people I've met have been at it like rabbits! and the norwegians, swedes and germans, oddly french people not so much (maybe I've just had a poor experience so far).
Well, from this I can conclude that Secura has lovely hands (and very fine finger nails).
As far as Scandanavians and promiscuity goes, don't even get me started.
I blame the bad sex education that teaches them condoms are 100% effective.
And that I love Bimbo burger buns! Hahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
It's not really that much better in the UK though, is it? Condoms on bananas, 1970s sex education video tapes (who even uses VHS these days?!), awkward talks and even more awkward questions... ¬_¬Quote:
I blame the bad sex education that teaches them condoms are 100% effective.
The strangest thing I heard is that Swedish people hate touching. Give your friend a hug? BIG NO NO in Sweden. (according to Swedish people I know, females at that. Guys never hug eachother anyway, only a pat on the back.)
dude you gotta hug in america. im talking handshakes everytime you see a friend, legionare clasps (i made those the new rage at my school), hugs for close friends with like a manly double tap, chest bumps on the football field.
americans are touchers.
Actually my school was pretty good about it, we got a nice little dildo to put the condoms on and we weren't allowed to leave until we'd done it, our video's were from the early 90's (only a slight improvement) and our talks were pretty detailed (did I need to know what anal sex, shirmping or felching was when I was 12? nope, but they told us anyway).Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
From what I gather though this isn't the norm in britain.
Wow, that's not fair; I had to practice with the real thing. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by bobbin
I'm sorry, what exactly is a legionnaire clasp? Google has failed me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Not that i disagree with what you're saying. I had a friend in high school who I loved to creep out whenver he was on the computer. I would set my hand on top of the one he used to operate the mouse and give him a sultry look every chance I got. And in case there was any confusion, me giving someone a sultry look is genuinely horrifying.
Only to a straight man, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabarto
no dice, so far. this is proving to be harder than expected.
i really hope i dont have to watch more than two episodes of that awful, awful show.
It's great fun to terrorize people like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabarto
If it's not working, then make snide comments all the way through watching the program. It's probably not going to work anyway, so you may as well have some fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Hey! Play nicely, Subotan! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
What? I do the same to my sister when she's watching Glee, if only because she insists on watching it when I'm in the room.
How so?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
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Originally Posted by PsychonautHow so?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Well, when a young man sees a pretty girl...
*alert alert*Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
We have another rudie here... xD
It all seems so tame now though, after the Frenchmans filth.
Louis is a gentlemen of great cultural refinement and taste and he just wants to get laid.
It's showing, eh? :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
See, there's this Spanish girl at the moment but she's very much involved with somebody else but she is so smart and gorgeous and pretty so I can't bear to even consider other women at the moment so I cry myself to sleep every night and dream about her and then I come here and post filth because I'm so frustrated by it all. http://matousmileys.free.fr/tr36.gif
seems like i keep messing up characters names or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychonaut
or maybe thats just an excuse for just not liking me.
anyhow, im moving on.
i hope theres a girl out there whos obsessed with "castle" or "psyche" or "24" or "burn notice" or some other manly show like that.
You watched it? What happened to small talk? Inviting her somewhere, preferably somewhere spontaneous and unexpected? I'll let you off the hook, as you're young and learning the game, but next time. :wink2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
I know three, one's an Olympian. ~;pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Disculpe mi amigo, lo siento que ella tiene un novio. Parece que las mejores chicas siempre lo hacen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Yeah, it's definetely not the norm from my experience. Our sex ed classes were conflated with some sort of personal development class, and they were taught by whatever one of the PE staff was free. And I've never herd of shirmping of felching?!Quote:
Originally Posted by bobbin
You do not want to know. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
grabbing their forearm with your hand they grab your forearm with their hand basically.Quote:
I'm sorry, what exactly is a legionnaire clasp? Google has failed me.
Not that i disagree with what you're saying. I had a friend in high school who I loved to creep out whenver he was on the computer. I would set my hand on top of the one he used to operate the mouse and give him a sultry look every chance I got. And in case there was any confusion, me giving someone a sultry look is genuinely horrifying.
the fake homosexual tihng is common i think to all teenage boys, hilarious
......... i hate my computer.
Let's not get any more explicit, please. I'd hate to lock a thread that has brought me so many belly laughs.
That's so cuteQuote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Is this also why you are attacking celibate clerics particularly voraciously at the moment? We've all been there; an achingly attractive woman who is infurriatingly unavalalbe. In my case last time she was also living with my closest female friend. This just made it worse, or course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
I word with a girl who hums the Star Wars theme tune, loved BSG, and would play FPS's but for the fact they give her motion sickness; and she's pretty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
come to think of it, i have a lady friend who plays cod4...
Is it manly to watch a girlie show you don't like just to date a girl?
No.
A man doesn't watch a lame television show just to have something to talk about, he goes out and does manly and interesting things and then talks about that.
As for the "greek" system - gah. I met some frat guys in college who only talked about parties and how their hookah machine was a "panty-dropper"* and lauded the guy who scored twice in one night, and gave the guy who got a girlfriend a bunch of grief because then he couldn't just have sex with any girl. I believe some people used the term 'man-whore'. And some sorority girls (there was a meaner nickname for them at my university) mirrored that. I met one who flirted with me, but seemed, well, to not have a lot of intellectual depth. Plus her personality was grating.
Of course I met people who defied those stereotypes, and I'm sure most people in the greek system aren't just stereotypes.
...
Oddly enough, I saw a 'Bimbo' branded truck the other day as I went skiing. If I hadn't read on the Org about them, I really would've been confused.
Ah, and what is really terrible, in terms of 'educational tapes', is one I had to watch in class that looked like a 90s holdover, with a blank whitish background, 20 somethings dressed in pastel colored, no pattern, clothes, speaking eagerly about bodily functions like they were on Barney, and using slang that showed the writers had no idea what they were talking about.
CR
*Who would want to be with someone who put out because of a hookah machine?
Oh yes, totally been there... xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
You should ask her on a date, she sounds right up your street. :3Quote:
I work with a girl who hums the Star Wars theme tune, loved BSG, and would play FPS's but for the fact they give her motion sickness; and she's pretty.
And she's only a friend? Strictly no-go?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
With respect, I think you're abusing the privilage of being a woman conversing with lonely men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Although, more seriously, I do wonder if women moon over men in the same painful way men moon over women; or if it is somehow different.
Spoken for, and not quite philosophically compatable.Quote:
You should ask her on a date, she sounds right up your street. :3
Nevermind. Currently celibate, remember?
Me? How very dare you! I am gaining a wonderful insight into the male psyche. :>Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
It is similar in a way, yes. But whereas you might discuss it over a pint down in your local with a few mates, I always end up doing it while wearing pyjamas, curled up watching films and eating alot of snacks with friends. xDQuote:
Although, more seriously, I do wonder if women moon over men in the same painful way men moon over women; or if it is somehow different.
That is a shame, because she seems like a nice girl. :3Quote:
Spoken for, and not quite philosophically compatable.
Nevermind. Currently celibate, remember?
Yes, I'm sure you are. I'm also fairly sure you're enjoying charming some of the young men here, with text only no less.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Ah yes, the beer/chocolate divide. How could I forget that? I must be honest though, I think quite a few men are likely to find another woman to pour their heart out to over a cup of tea. Pub talk is rarely so candid, except with your best friends.Quote:
It is similar in a way, yes. But whereas you might discuss it over a pint down in your local with a few mates, I always end up doing it while wearing pyjamas, curled up watching films and eating alot of snacks with friends. xD
Well, the way I look at it, I only need one girlfriend, but I know a lot of women and it's nice to have friends; especially since I find most men somewhat boring. I find women generally more interesting; you seem to form more complex relationships for one thing.Quote:
That is a shame, because she seems like a nice girl. :3
GOD I HATE THE WAY YOU ISLANDERS NAME SLEEPING GARMENTS.
THERE IS NO Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
end/rant
:sheepish:
You really need to get some girl out of her pyjamas if you are that tense you overreact so.
i actually jsut had a rather poor date to be honest lol.
It is called the English language for a reason. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
*dons coloured armoured pyjamas* xD
Aww, did you ask if you could geshmoogle her geshmoigle and get slapped?Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
How is "wunsie" better than pyjamas?
well i actually really would like to ask her out but i dont know how she would react and if it would shatter our friendship, which obviously i dont want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
but weve already pretty much decided were going to awards banquet, the equivalent of a prom for us, together. you see, she doesnt like going with people who like her because itll get awkward, so the fact that im covering up that i do kinda like her works perfectly.
woman have you no honor.Quote:
It is called the English language for a reason. :P
*dons coloured armoured pyjamas* xD
no i dont know yiddish.Quote:
Aww, did you ask if you could geshmoogle her geshmoigle and get slapped?
actually i dated her sister for awhile and uh it was honestly awkward since i still talk to her.
Actually, Centurion1, you have that backwards - u have no honor. ~:pat: Just thought I'd point that out. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
FYI: I have honour here publically in the Org forums for the multitude of overseas Orgahs, but in PM to fellow Americans I only have honor. My honour/honor depends upon u. :laugh4:
When I was putting together the MTW wiki, I always used "armour" and "valour", even though I'm USian and my browser always underlined it as a misspelling. The developers were Brits, so it just seemed like the right thing to do. :toff:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Regarding Hooah and his problem, instead of watching the wretched show, learn to play the theme song on the guitar. It might impress her more, and will definitely be more fun for you.
That situation will not end well. If you like her, she either knows and wants to ask you out; or she's ignoring it and if you ask her out it your relationship will explode.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Oh they do, they just dish it out to a few select people. Its hard to work your way into a position like that with a girl, but it can be worth it. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
Try it anyway, women think differently, she might be waiting for you to make a move for while. if she doesn't like people who like her she may just be very shy, but not with you it seems. In my experience you can only really be friends with a woman if she's taken, or your ex. You might have something good going here don't waste it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
edit: please tell me it's the tiny chick/big guitar, nice girl.
This is sound advice, but it really depends on what the friendship means to you. Some things are meant to happen, and others are not; only you know how far things could go with this friend. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Or if the woman was a lesbian. Or if you yourself were gay. It's fun to say "oh, such and such is cute" and for a gay friend to go "he's an avoid, treacle". xDDQuote:
In my experience you can only really be friends with a woman if she's taken, or your ex.
well, she is very shy in general. i mean, she rarely talks in person. even to her close friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
but everynow and then her awesome personality will rise up and she'll talk around others.
and no, shes not the bass girl in the photo i posted.
that girl actually broke up with her BF a month ago. the reason, at least from what we can tell? her BF is, well lets just say "immature" when it comes to relationships.
in english, the problem was that her BF didnt like hugging, kissing, or displaying any sort of affection. probably because he wasnt at that stage yet when his GF was waaaaaay ahead of him. anyhow, im not going near her, dont want to open up any wounds.
Show her your own vulnerability, we all are vulnerable somewhere somehow some way, just open up to her so she knows she's not alone. For some people it's affection and the potential loss of it, they keep a distance 'nobody understands me'. To me it sounds that she likes you, I wouldn't be all too concerned about the 'you as well?' response.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
i dont know if i should. i mean, we do talk a lot, but from what i can tell its not going furthur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Neither do I, but if she's going with you to that awards banquet thingie, she sounds like the type that would rather stay home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
fish in a barrell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
I think that's a good way of looking at it. If you want to ask her out, you should.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Oh, I don't know. Men and women can be friends, so long as one of them isn't trying to "play the long game" just to get into a relationship.Quote:
Or if the woman was a lesbian. Or if you yourself were gay. It's fun to say "oh, such and such is cute" and for a gay friend to go "he's an avoid, treacle". xDD
Sounds suspiciously like you really do like this girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy