manliness question

[Lemur]

So, despite saying that English women are the most promiscuous, none of you have actually been with one?

I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?

[Secura]

I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?

You get a cookie!

Congratulations! ^.~

[Husar]

I bet you see all sorts of filthy things in this picure too, eh?

Seafood, birds and green paprika.

Is that okay or do I need counseling now?

[drone]

I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land.

And I was thinking I was the only one...

[Louis VI the Fat]

Dang it. The Yanks have again gone where no Euro has either managed or dared to go.


The prosimian and Drone, that's two of them already.
Where's Kadagar when you need him?

[Lemur]

Dang it. The Yanks have again gone where no Euro has either managed or dared to go.

It's like the old British saying, "They're overpaid, oversexed and over here."

[Centurion1]

oh dear god............ this thread.

[Secura]

oh dear god............ this thread.

Centurion wants to engage in the thread more, but is worried what people might say! :P

[Fragony]

And I was thinking I was the only one...

No you fool she probably had others as well

[Lemur]

oh dear god............ this thread.

I suppose we shouldn't discuss the English vice, then.

[Centurion1]

Centurion wants to engage in the thread more, but is worried what people might say! :P

i dont want to looked down upon by the denizens of the .org

[Secura]

I suppose we shouldn't discuss the English vice, then.

Uh-oh, someone has us figured out! :D

i dont want to looked down upon by the denizens of the .org

Yeah, yeah, stop being a little puddytat and join in the conversation!

[johnhughthom]

i dont want to looked down upon any further by the denizens of the .org

Fixed.

[Centurion1]

Fixed.

awww are you jealous im giving more attention to the other ladies.

its true when your on top you can only go down..........

[Secura]

its true when your on top you can only go down..........

And then up... and then down... and then up again? xD

[johnhughthom]

Women really are worse than men.

[Centurion1]

And then up... and then down... and then up again? xD

wow Englishwomen are dirty.......

[Secura]

wow Englishwomen are dirty.......

Tsk tsk tsk.

I was actually talking about this... :P

[Fragony]

And then up... and then down... and then up again? xD

Insult deleted.

[Secura]

Insult deleted.

What do you mean by that? o_o

[johnhughthom]

That was a bit harsh Fragony, you could have at least softened the blow with a smiley or something.

[Secura]

It's okay, no hard feelings or anything, right?

It was just a little joke, like my Nemesis Inferno one. T'is a really good rollercoaster. :3

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I suppose we shouldn't discuss the English vice, then.

SPANKING, we have a fetish for SPANKING? That's it?

I'm sorry, but that's just not good enough! What sort of vice is that? It's barely a fetish for Pete's sake.

The actual English vice is drunkenness, traditionally with bear. Every description of the English for 1200 years, both friendly and hostile, has included it.

[Louis VI the Fat]

The actual English vice is drunkenness, traditionally with bear. Every description of the English for 1200 years, both friendly and hostile, has included it.

Very right. I've never read an account of the English that didn't involve them getting regularly drunk with a bear.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Bears, in whatever state of inebriation - it's one another of those British eccentricities that I'm not sure I want to know more about.

no hard feelings or anything, right?

I must admit there were some when I saw that picture of your cute pussy of barely eightteen...



...and I realised I would never own that sweet little kitten.

[Secura]

I must admit there were some when I saw that picture of your cute pussy of barely eighteen...

Cripes... that's just plain rude, Louis. :/

...and I realised I would never own that sweet little kitten.

Leave Kitney alone!

She isn't really called that.

[bobbin]

I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?

What does that mean? A lot of americans could be ethnically english, it doesn't make them english though.

Who knew english women were in such demand abroad, we'll run out soon enough! Lucky I already go out with one then.

Also british people are the only promiscuous ones, most of the spanish people I've met have been at it like rabbits! and the norwegians, swedes and germans, oddly french people not so much (maybe I've just had a poor experience so far).

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Well, from this I can conclude that Secura has lovely hands (and very fine finger nails).

As far as Scandanavians and promiscuity goes, don't even get me started.

I blame the bad sex education that teaches them condoms are 100% effective.

[Secura]

Well, from this I can conclude that Secura has lovely hands (and very fine finger nails).

And that I love Bimbo burger buns! Hahaha!

I blame the bad sex education that teaches them condoms are 100% effective.

It's not really that much better in the UK though, is it? Condoms on bananas, 1970s sex education video tapes (who even uses VHS these days?!), awkward talks and even more awkward questions... ¬_¬

[Beskar]

The strangest thing I heard is that Swedish people hate touching. Give your friend a hug? BIG NO NO in Sweden. (according to Swedish people I know, females at that. Guys never hug eachother anyway, only a pat on the back.)

[Centurion1]

dude you gotta hug in america. im talking handshakes everytime you see a friend, legionare clasps (i made those the new rage at my school), hugs for close friends with like a manly double tap, chest bumps on the football field.

americans are touchers.