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And giving no reason at all provides no discussion. Backing someone into a situation where they have to make some sort of comment on the game is better than nothing. Look at the discussion you've generated here for example. That's what I was hoping for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
I've got nothing to comment on. The bandwagon just spiralled out of control.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
You were hoping for being accused and deemed suspicious?Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Something smells fishy about you.
No I was hoping that Arjos would see himself being accused and get defensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Visorslash: Tiaexz, Zaccino, rickinator, DaveShack, atheotes, Ishmael, Greyblades, issaikhaan :skull:
Arjos: CountArach, SalmonSoil, Visorslash
Rickinator: BSmith, WhiteEyes
WhiteEyes: Kagemusha
CountArach: Andres, Jarema
Ishmael: Nightbringer
DaveShack: Chaotix
Andres: Csargo, LazyMccrow
GeneralHankerchief: Diana Abnoba, Double A
Lynchy lynchy lynchy.
"I still think you'd make an excellent game host, Chaotix mah boy."
Wait... what's that sound I hear? Why... it's the sound of some kind of wagon.
I hear horns... and drums.... and bass guitars... and... and... the harp.
Why, that's the sound of a bandwagon. Or maybe even a lynch bus. And it's picking up steam!
Now, it's not just a wagon.... it's a lynch train! ALL ABOARD!!!
Visorslash is being... railroaded.... by a lynch train! YAY!
"Was it something I said?"
Visorslash was run over by a bandwagon, thrown under the lynch bus, and railroaded by the lynch train.
All of a sudden, an aircraft carrier of mob justice dropped out of the clear blue sky and landed on Visorslash.
After a quick ride on the roflcopter, Visorslash was taken to the Backroom Hospital, where he was treated to the sounds of partisan bickering and other nonsense. He swiftly drank a gallon of bleach to eliminate the aftertaste. After that, he didn't feel much like hosting a mafia game, or even posting memes. In fact, he didn't feel much of anything. I believe his last words were, and I quote:
"Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh."
At least, that's what he wrote on his good-bye note. He must have died while writing it.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [28/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [5/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
BEGIN NIGHT TWO!
24 hours. Murders please.
I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?
You've exceeded your PM box limits?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
I was going to say that it was his scumbuddy's turn to do the dirty work, but that is a good one too. :laugh4:
Apologies for the delay. When the phase ended I was fast asleep. Will post the results now, edit in funny(?) writeup later.
Runs-with-premise: "You want to host this game? How..... silly of you. Now, do me a favor, and stand back to back, I only have one bullet."
*BANG*
Nightbringer and Populus Romanus are dead.
This is reportedly How it happened.
A more accurate report will come later, when we send actual investigative reporters to the scene.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [26/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [7/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
BEGIN DAY THREE
That must have been some ricochet or marksmanship XD
Vote: GH
But could easily change it for one of the early wagoners from last day...
What a surprise - Andres is still alive.
Vote: Andres
Ummmmm?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
Also, he had good reason to want me dead.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
Voting is open.
Vote: GeneralHankerchief for reasons I stated last phase (post #226). You still haven't answered my question GH, from last phase, what your "voting closed" post was all about. I think you tried to manipulate us, and the vote tally. Not very townie behavior at all.
P.S.
:laugh4: loved that post Zack, very fitting.
I would think it was kind of obviously a joke. You may just be getting out of touch, Diana.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba
Or maybe... you're making a big deal out of it because you're the mafia!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Vote: Diana!
That is a very good point. If I was the mafia, I would have killed both Andres and Chaotix, asap. Then I would have targeted all the other moderators! Then people would go "Tiaexz must be innocent, all the staff are dying!" then I would go "Mwahahaha I will win!" then I will successfully get johnhughthom lynched, who would be my sole doubter, and win the game. Not only would I get johnhughthom lynched, I would convince him he was infact the mafia all along then he would vote himself to be lynched on top!Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
Nooo, Im dead.
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Originally Posted by Chaotix
Why thanks Chaotix, this may explain why GH posted the "voting closed" post, he was trying to manipulate the vote to protect or bus you, his mafia partner. As you were tied for 1st with Seon at the time. :inquisitive: Then you come to his defense, how sweet, ~:pat: trying to get me off this idea, by accusing me. But my friend, why can't he tell me that himself, he hasn't been around for a while, this phase or the last. Is he trying to wait this out, so he doesn't have to answer for his post. :shrug: And as for it being a joke, I don't see it, it came out of left field, no other explanation, no one ask when the phase was ending in previous post... no I feel that you and GH are mafia, simple as that.
no one commenting on this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
Somebody kill Andres, Chaotix, Diana and Zack. Then see where we are at.
vote: GeneralHankercheif
If it was a joke then he will tell us.
Tell us or die.
Like I said yesterday, I agree with Diana. Chaotix needs a good cannon-into-the-sun-ing as well.
vote: GH
Is this a lynch the people who make jokes games?
Yes. I'd be voting for Pizza if he wasn't already dead. Stop being so danged funny, confound it!
No, I love jokes. But it is a lynch the people who step in it, and get caught doing it game. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
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Originally Posted by Jarema
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Originally Posted by Nightbringer
Don't worry Nightbringer, I've made a note of this, we will get to him soon.
The case against GH doesnt hold for me. his post was perhaps misleading but too risky to do that as mafia.
due to the absence of anything better - Vote: Jarema
I can't choose: vote: Jarema
I can't actually recall if I've voted this round and I'm too lazy to check, so just in case:
unvote, vote: Diana Abnoba
You seem awfully hung up on posts that are clearly not meant to be taken seriously. Especially in General Hankerchief's case, seeing as a mafioso trying to save his partner by pretending the vote was closed would be not only incriminating himself, but his buddy too, and I can't see GH risking that.
vote: Chaotix. There are already enough votes on GH at the moment. We need some pressure on Chaotix too.
Vote: Salmonsoil I think he is mafia. He is doing just enough to not to get noticed, while doing enough not to be counted as lurker. The case against GH is absurd. There is no way he would give himself out so easily as mafia.
What did I ever do to you to deserve this :bigcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
To me? Nothing personally as yet, but you continue to incriminate yourself with the tongue-in-cheek, devil-may-care attitude of a scum who is thoroughly enjoying himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
The bandwagon on GH makes little sense to me. He made one joke type post and now people are going crazy over it.
Vote: Diana
For voting for GH.
:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
Vote : 'khaan
For voting for Diana for voting GH.
I was joking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightbringer
And I was joking about you :yes:
Vote: Zaccino
FoS: Andres for voting for me for voting for Diana for voting for GH.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Vote: NightbringerQuote:
Originally Posted by Nightbringer
Clearly a joke.
I would do it myself, but he is dead...
Round ends at 1:00 PM whether I'm here or not. All votes final before that time.
Jarema admits to wanting me dead, and tries to pass his little slip up as a joke? Hah, caught in the act scum. You aren't getting away that easy!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Urgh. True. This is what I get for a lack of time available.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
Unvote; Vote: Diana
Another person who has been hung up on these 'joke' posts, which incidentally I think should be cut out because they are clearly distracting.
This very game is one big joke (or collection of smaller ones, depending on point of view)Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
I resemble that remark!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
You're saying you look like either one very big joke or a collection of smaller ones?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Well, I can't dispute you there...
Unvote ; Vote : CountArachQuote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
I believe Andres' vote change was a few hours past the 48-hour deadline.
Tallying now.
Why, may I ask?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Arjos Vote GHQuote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Lazy Vote Andres
Zaccino Vote GH
Diana Vote GH
Chaotix Vote Diana
Salmon Vote GH
Double A Vote GH
atheotes Vote Jarema
rickinator Vote Jarema
Ishmael Vote Diana
BSmith Vote Chaotix
Kagemusha Vote SalmonSoil
Khaan Vote GH
Andres Vote Khaan
Jarema Vote Zaccino
CountArach Vote Diana
With 6 votes, GeneralHankerchief is the leader. Hail to the chief...
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Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba
https://i.imgur.com/xO97M.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba
Btw I actually don't advocate Diana's lynching, because a mafioso would actually take the time to substantiate a case that isn't one of the silliest things I've ever seen.
What kills me the most about all of this is that my defense for this was actually already in the thread before any of you actually voted me for it.
I originally posted "Voting closed" as a joking way to set up what I thought would be a funny in-universe defense - ATPG, the actual host, naturally ignores my "official" post, which clears me of any wrongdoing. As expected, one of you took the bait...
...to which I immediately responded with the infallible logic that would clear me forever:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
That was it. The joke was already over. It had - I thought - just been explained in full. Everybody could have a nice little chuckle about my cunning sense of humor and then get on with their mafia-lives.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Evidently not.
I guess I need to spell out the exact purpose of every joke post I make in the future.
Lesson learned. :flybye:
"I daresay that GeneralHankerchief actually wants to host this game." said Arjos.
"Really? GeneralHankerchief? That's absurd. I'm pretty sure he's never even hosted before."
"Yeah, who is that guy? Must be new around these parts."
"I think he even said something about liking vanilla."
"Vanilla? You mean those boring games that nobody likes because they're too old-fashioned and nobody knows anything?"
"Boring is right! How do you play mafia when you have no detectives telling you who is guilty?"
"Rather absurd, I'd say."
"Quite."
"I mean, it's almost like you'd have to guess or something."
"That's no fun! I'd rather be told who is guilty by the game host so I don't have to think!"
"How awful! Let's get him, whether he wants to be the game host or not! I can't stand vanilla games."
"Vanilla! Boo! Hiss!"
"Lynch him before we're forced to play without role PMs!"
"Rabble rabble rabble rabble"
*GASP*
Panting, GeneralHankerchief woke up from a horrible nightmare. A world where nobody wanted to play vanilla games anymore.
Instead, everyone still wanted to play them, whether he hosted them or not. And he was still a beloved game host... so popular that the people of the Gameroom demanded that be become the host of this Large Mafia, and even gave him shiny badges to honor his service. And so they voted him host in a landslide. They thought he was just scummy enough to host This Mafia. The good General was named Game Host on the spot.
Hail GeneralHankerchief, new host of This Mafia!
And as GeneralHankerchief began to randomize who the two scumbags were, and prepared to send out exactly two role PMs, someone sneaked up behind him and strangled him with a garrote.
Apparently he wouldn't be hosting this Mafia, due to a much more pressing engagement with the angel of Death.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [25/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [8/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
BEGIN NIGHT THREE
I'll replace if you need one.
@ GH
It's lynch people who make jokes time.
This was stupid.
Do you think you're funny, funny man?
We don't like funny men around here.
I shall return for the next phase. Please don't replace me.
Please continue posting helpful posts like this. They really contribute a lot to helping find scum and advancing the town's cause.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
Well, if it makes you feel more comfortable, I find this entire thing pretty hilarious :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Allthough you probably didn't intend it to end like this, you reached your goal: making your audience laugh :2thumbsup:
This kind of stuff is what makes playing mafia fun.
General Handkerchief got lynched the only time I forgot to vote for him, trust that.
mafiaQuote:
Originally Posted by SalmonSoil
DaveShaq was the greatest B-ball player the world had ever known, so far as he was aware. Nobody could dunk on him. Nobody ever even tried. Nobody could out-dribble him. Heck, he even had a great passing game, every single ball he passed, he caught.
DaveShaq was the best. The way he dunked on that kiddie basketball hoop he had since he was seven, was awe-inspiring. He didn't even have to jump anymore, just sort of drop it in the basket. He was the Harlem Globetrotter of his own driveway. He knew the way he could spin the ball on his index finger for almost a full second would get him a college scholarship and a first-class ticket to the NBA. He'd have his pick of teams, and be the first one to win a championship for every team in every division. He would go down in history as a scholar and a gentleman, but first and foremost, a basketball God. He knew this to be true, with every fiber of his being.
He really didn't have time to host This Mafia. But, as fate would have it, he did have time to play a game of hoops.
"You got real potential, kid. How about I show you a few things about the game, maybe you could be a champion someday."
DaveShaq scoffed. "Get lost, weirdo. You couldn't possibly hope to teach me anything. I am for basketball what Chuck Norris is to everything."
The gangster persisted. "If you think you're that good, how about you challenge me to a game. Show me what you got."
DaveShaq was still unimpressed. "I think you better step off, son. You don't want none of this. What I've got is game, and what you've got is lame and shame."
The gangster wasn't deterred by his trash talk. "I've shot more people than you've shot baskets. I've buried more deadbeats than you've buried shots from half court. I've dated more models than you've fantasized about cheerleaders. I was dribbling on the court while you were still dribbling on your bib and soiling yourself. I ain't your son, and I ain't your father. But I am your worst nightmare. Now are you going to put your reputation on the line, or are you nothing more than a big mouth and a full diaper?"
DaveShaq knew it was time to go. "Do you think you can dunk on me? I will run so many circles around your old and useless body that you'll be begging for squares, and praying for triangles. Maybe even holding seances for a parallelogram."
The gangster just grinned. "You do know of course, that a square is a parallelogram."
DaveShaq just narrowed his eyes.
The gangster continued. "You see, squares are simply parallelograms with four sides of equal length and four angles of equal size, whereas rhomboids are quadrilaterals whose opposite sides are parallel and adjacent sides are unequal, and whose angles are not right angles. The term parallelogram is actually inclusive of squares and rectangles, and rhombuses or rhombi are also known as equilateral quadrilaterals which are also parallelograms. Didn't you ever study Euclidean Geometry?"
"I have a Master's degree in Euclidean Geometry. I was just testing you."
"Really? Because you sound like you don't know a square from a square root. Did you use to ride the short rhombus to school? Where did you get your degree, at clown college?"
"When I'm done shaming you on the court, you'll wish you were back in kindergarten eating paste and snorting glitter. I just want to warn you beforehand, just like in kindergarten, sometimes someone better than you will knock you to the ground and take away your ball, and this time you can't cry for the teacher to step in and rescue you. When you're on my court, I am the teacher, and you are wimpy kid who sucks his thumb and wishes it was nap time."
"Does that even make sense?"
"YOUR MOM makes sense!"
"Ok, that one made even less sense."
"YOUR MOM makes even less sense!"
"Really? My mom again?"
"Well..... your Dad makes no sense."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"I'm lost, who is even talking here. You're DaveShaq, right?"
"Yeah... I think."
"What happened? We had some heat going and it just kind of fizzled. What's with the anticlimactic trash-talking?"
"I dunno, maybe the host ran out of ideas."
"Or maybe YOUR MOM ran out of ideas."
"BURN!"
And so they settled it on the court, just as they had planned. And the gangster scored 219 points after only 10 minutes of play.
DaveShaq ran home crying, he got beat so bad.
Except he forgot where he lived, so he ran home to someone else's house, and got shot for trespassing.
Later, he would star in a video game called DaveShaq-fu, and the even worse movie, DaveSha-zaam.
BSmith bought a copy of it, and laughed himself to death because of how ridiculously awful it was.
No, I'm just kidding about that. Someone dropped a refrigerator on him... or something. It's not that important, really. Why are you still reading this?
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [23/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [10/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
BEGIN DAY FOUR
High-larious
Very nice.
vote: SalmonSoil
Vote: Issaikhaan
For one of my favourite game hosts.
Brilliant write-up ATPG!
Also, vote: Pharaoh Ramese II. Anybody home?
Actually, good idea. I do not know him, but I like him to defend a little
unvote; vote: Pharaoh Ramese II
Aww, you're a sweetie. But I'm not running things anymore, so you don't need to suck up anymore. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiaexz
Vote: Diana
Because the bandwagon yesterday was silly and I object to the principle of why it happened and therefore I am voting Diana and that's the end of it. You all should vote for Diana, too.
Diana stuck her neck out too much on the GH lynch for me to think she is mafia. Going to go with a earlier suspect. Vote:rickinator9
Vote: Kagemusha
Vote: Diana
khaan outlined it perfectly. There's just no way she really thought GH was guilty based on that post.
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Originally Posted by issaikhaan
Really, when you were on that bandwagon, and voted GH also. The last to vote for him on that bandwagon IIRC, and BTW, I wasn't the one that started that bandwagon to begin with. If you objected to the principle of the bandwagon so much, why my friend were you the last one on it?
Vote: issaikhaan Die scummy scum scum
Vote: Diana
The whole GH bandwagon thing followed by a clearly defensive vote.
How dare you?! Insinuating I am brown-nosing, I am going to night ki-I mean, I will get my revenge!Quote:
Originally Posted by issaikhaan
I won't comment on your implication that your three choices for scum (myself, Chaotix, and khaan) linked themselves together in an extremely obvious fashion in the second and third days, and that you can find no better option to vote. Instead, I'll limit myself to pointing out that Pizza made an error in the tallying and that khaan never actually voted for me. As a matter of fact, he voted for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba
I eagerly await your new theory for why he is scum that will fit into your overall narrative now that this latest reasoning has been disproven.Quote:
Originally Posted by issaikhaan