No, I'm town.
Jus' as' Kennedy - we coo'.
Caveat: I am not confirming contact with Leon Kennedy.
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No, I'm town.
Jus' as' Kennedy - we coo'.
Caveat: I am not confirming contact with Leon Kennedy.
Oh? Where is the Mafia? Read the thread title.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack
No, sir. Please ignore my feeble attempts to bite you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Royale
'Caveat'???Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by El Barto
Hardclaiming itt.
Bow chicka wow wow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Royale
If you have waited this long on an answer to a question you posed to me, you can amend your orders within 24 hours from now with no score penalty.
It is kind of annoying sometimes when you are on the other side of the world of people near you. It makes back and forth conversation difficult.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing but even more annoying would be to not be here
Fortunately, you can continue to converse until you have finished your movement in the movement phase, where I will inform everyone which contacts they had last time which are now illegal to continue conversing with.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntiDamascus
So, assuming what you needed to talk to them about wasn't vital to finish during this phase, you have plenty of days of chat remaining.
Also, just as a heads-up to everyone: This round was scheduled to end, deliberately, on a day I had off from work. That day off changed to a day where I spend most of it working.
Fortunately for some of you this means you have additional time to get your orders in. Last I checked there were 10 missing orders, but admittedly that was this morning.
This phase should be simpler to resolve than the last one, but I do have to resolve it between 10 hour shifts and sleeping. Don't know how that's going to work. Please be patient as usual.
How to format amendements in orders, if i for example wish for more free actions
Quote:
Originally Posted by Makrell
Just send it in, we'll add it. Unless it contradicts your previous order rather than adding to it- then re-send and tell us it's overriding.
This is totally unacceptable. No sleep for you. And quit your job too ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Seriously though, take your time, can't rush art.
But seriously... quit your job and stop wasting your time with frivolous things like sleep.
Friends? Forget about them.
Non liquid meals? forget about them.
Someone's looking to make a fortune selling pizza pre-made liquified meals, aren't they?
Or just alcohol. Either way works.
Meth?
Not cool lol.
Already down to 4 days a week working, just for my own sanity's sake. Wish I could tell the boss that I want my days off to be, specifically, 3 days apart from one another, two days off at a time. If so, that would work wonders for me.
I'm just glad he's giving me the 3 days off at all.
Ok, I'm off to work, and we're sending prods to everyone who hasn't gotten their orders in. If they do not by the time I get home, their default action is even simpler for me:
"Do Nothing".
That means they get no defense bonus and they literally do nothing. Tis a fine default order for those who can't be bothered to get their orders in at all, never mind late.
You should make repeat offenders start to go crazy because they aren't hearing the guiding voice of their PC leading them to salvation.
sleep? eating?...seriously pizza?
geeze, next u will want to breathe air and go for walks and have sex... UNACCEPTABLE!!!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
Only four at a time!Quote:
Originally Posted by tmleafs1967
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pu...Catssm_348.jpg
Come back, ONE YEAR!Quote:
Originally Posted by tmleafs1967
UPDATE:
After several long shifts back-to-back, your weary host is ready to resume. Thanks all for your patience.
(Hopefully the three with missing orders utilized their unexpected extra time).
Game host would like for the rounds to end on his days off, but the schedule was re-arranged at the last minute without any warning.
I don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather have a slightly slower game with a host that isn't dying than the alternative.
I wonder if host rising as undead is an option? If so, that would be not so bad, he would get rid of need for eating and sleepingQuote:
Originally Posted by AntiDamascus
Not bad for Umbrella or Syntech perhaps :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
https://i.imgur.com/iMM5ivm.gif
Found out what pizza is actually doing ;)
Writeup for 8:30 PM (Interactive Phase One) is now Posted
Status: Your result cards should already have been sent out.
If you didn't get a result card, PM me.
Spot an error? PM me.
Questions? PM me.
Orders? Please send to Resident Evil.
Note: If you had the ability to speak to someone during Interactive Phase One, you still may, until you have moved and it is Interactive Phase Two (if you're out of range.)
Sorry for the wait everyone.
Now your game host is really starting to remember how much of a :daisy: hosting this stuff was. Add a job on top of this and there's literally no rest.
Sheesh. It might take 2 days or so every single time I have to do my thing.
I deliberately gave you guys 4 days here fortwothree reasons: A) need the time to rest and B) Will be working so can't do squat during those days anyway.
Also C) Movement phases are clearly the more important phases. Sometimes you don't have a lot to do during the interactive phase, sometimes you have tons to do, like plan stuff with your new homies.
It's plenty of time, please get orders in before the deadline. :bow:
Oh, so you are trying to weasel out of it. Don't vote for him! I'll take care of this myself.
vigilantekill: Askthepizzaguy
I imagine in a few rounds I'll be Brundlefly, begging someone to kill me.
This is so rad i dont even know.
OK, vote: Resident Evil.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resident Evil
I'm totes up to my eyeballs in suspense... ;)
So, ladies and gentlemen, there's some kind of religious and/or secular holiday creeping up on us shortly which will result in many of you, I dunno, spending time with something called a "family", and/or walking in a winter wonderland, and/or dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh (which is fine, if you don't have the new convertible sleighs which have power roofs and seat warmers).
You people and your strange cultural fads.
As a result of the aforementioned holiday (HERMERGERD HE'S NOT SAYING IT) which people will be celebrating, the game will be on hiatus for a few days afterward. We will begin again on the 28th.
This way you don't have to stress over late/missing orders until a time conveniently a few days before you get utterly smashed on New Year's Eve.
So, happy holidays everyone! (HERMERGERD HE DID IT AGAIN, keels over from extreme blood pressure and RAEG)
~:santa: Inoffensive non-denominational festive holiday mascot man (*aneurism*) says Ho-ho-hos are his favorite Hostess snack.
PS: Enjoy this holiday-themed (AAARRRGGHHHH) flashback. A mafia game which appropriately captures the spirit of the holiday season (*gunshot*)
:grin:
Merry Christmas Pizza!
:hide:
:evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by BSmith
Merry Christmas everyone!! :san_grin:
Merry Christmas to you asthepizzaguy, on this not that improtant christian holiday we will all remember the prophecies that brought this to happen :D
(the prophecy of el gigante)
So, does this phase conclude today or not? I've sent the orders in time anyway, but I wanna know. I. WANNA. KNOW.
Oh, and it being summer here, there is no snow and there's awesome open-air parties!
Happy Winter Solstice Deforestation and Consumerism Festival, everyone! :san_wink:
:grin:
I want for everyone who enjoys these holidays to enjoy them sincerely. Some of us just want to poke fun at the spectacle it has become.
You anti-consumerists are so cool.
I just bought my christmas gifts at the Swedish electronics store giant...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
You 'Mericans always do things over the top.
Whatever do you mean? (go to 1 minute mark)Quote:
Originally Posted by El Barto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_B-lgIc2_w
So if I just got a PM saying my orders are late, I'm not being penalized am I? I could've sent them in on time for the original deadline, but I specifically delayed them once pizza posted his holiday thing.
Welp. I thought we had time until the 28th but I received a reminder today. Sorry for the delay, Pizza. Submitted.
No penalty, but if everyone gets their orders in, I can work on resolving the round a few hours each day, and it will be done when my mini vaca is over, as opposed to me just getting started.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frozen In Ice
Everyone had enough time so far, right?
That said, if peeps need the time, use it. I'm not stressing it. It's the holidays after all.
Just a note Pizza lol I messed up my orders so make sure you read the correction before getting started on mine lol.
Cheers ears
I too apologize for my delay in orders. The "holidays" as aforementioned by our all-powerful host certainly reduced my virtual activities entirely.
So in the return of our fellow soldiers, I request for an Epulo, I am sure you will all agree :bow:
Okay, I hope everyone enjoyed their long wintery nap. It will soon be time to wake up and smell the blood, death, and zombies.
Hopefully, most of you survived all the way to 2014. But El Gigante is hungry and wants to crush things. So perhaps a nice compromise is in order.
So despite my request from about two months ago that I get 4 days on, 3 days off, per week, they've given me 5 straight days of work after several this week, with one day off in the middle.
That's not going to be enough time to resolve the round. I requested to switch with someone but my request will probably fall on deaf ears.
What I'll do is try to reach the midway point tomorrow, and then, spend about 3-4 hours after every shift knocking out the rest.
What's particularly inconvenient is that then lines up my days off with days you guys have to get your orders in. It's completely backwards. My days off should be resolving phases, my days on should be you sending in your orders. This can't be how it goes because then you won't have enough time for your end, and I'll never have enough time for my end. So I'll keep everyone posted, and as soon as possible, I'll get it reversed back to where it needs to be.
Move to the Philippines, lets open a restaurant, and then you take days off whenever you want and we can have resident evil all year round
long winter nap you say? I was out of power for 95 hours!! :( wicked ice storm hit us pretty good.
On the other end of the world, we're under a heat wave, and in some places you can fry eggs on rooftiles.
We're having temperatures over thirty degrees even at night!
Forest fires are starting, too. This is great!
All I can say is lolcanada. ,)Quote:
Originally Posted by CHarry
So you've decided to mock Canada, eh?
hahaha
well if I had to choose between extreme heat and extreme cold.. I think I'd choose the heat. Rather die in shorts instead of 12 layers of clothing lol
Isn't that the point of Canada?Quote:
Originally Posted by El Barto
Actually I better be careful, I'm going there tomorrow. Don't want to be accosted with hot Tim Horton's coffee or poutine...
Can you tell the difference between ham and bacon, eh? It's very important in Canada, you should know that, eh.
so much hate in a game of survival......WE MUST GET ALONG TO SURVIVE.........
OH AND BASKETBALL AND FOOTBALL LOL
...but not baseball?
What happened to baseball? Is it something terrifying like El Gigante? Hmmmm... given the steroid issues baseball has had...
Just a quick note for you patient peoples: This game is not dead. The delay, is all on you people.
You people with your tax refund money. You people with your first of the month government check money. You people with your new years eve / day celebrations. You football fans. You party goers. You drunks who can't be bothered to drive all the way to a restaurant and order real food, because it's cold, and rainy, or snowy.
It's all your fault. I just did the equivalent of 4 super bowl sundays in a row at my job.
I am understaffed. I am tired. I am dirty. But I am done.
4 more hours to do tomorrow, and then I can resume my tasks. And I have at least 2 days off after that.
Those who have been patiently waiting, I apologize. We're going to not have such holiday- and new-year- related delays again.
Those who have been impatiently waiting, el Gigante says roar.
Where do i go to apply to a work for your establishment mister pizza
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Phew, I had forgot about the game for days, thinking I was coming back to an ended round.
Oh well, we all knew that the game was going to take a while, so it's no problem ATPG.
NO U!Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Until the next holiday and/or New Year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
To the only place where you can be exploited like that: 'Merica, the land of the free.Quote:
Originally Posted by Makrell
My family almost never orders pizza. :smug:
Clearly, this is what atpg's been thinking all along.
Back from Canada, a couple of hosers tried chasing me down with hockey sticks but I distracted them by throwing some maple syrup into a snow bank.
For a while I thought Pizza put me in a dark and deep dungeon. Happy New Year everyone.
That's a good plan, eh.Quote:
Originally Posted by ihcjay
One time I read an article where the author said a random player he met actually prayed to the AI Director, and I'm pretty sure Pizza saw that same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Barto
Brilliant :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by El Barto
Hey Pizza, what's the status of this game? When do you estimate the start of the next round?
It's not-so-recent Ctrl+Alt+Del.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Royale
Is it dead? Is it alive? ...It's...it's...undead... this game's gone meta.
bump?
I think that maybe Askthepizzaguy has been kidnapped by Canadians, eh?
It's been a month. It's dead.