Yo guyz....
Who has a girlfriend here?!
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Yo guyz....
Who has a girlfriend here?!
all you need is 9 inchs and there happy
Nobody... (just to revive this dead thread)Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
To revive it again without reading all the comments -
Stalking is a good way to attract a girls attention.....~:eek:
Show your nude body to her and don't be shy. Women like honest and confident men.
If you're shy then you could change your clothes while you pretend that you don't know she is there.
I love this thread~:cheers: Of course being the absolute stud that I am. All I have to do his give them one good hard look in the eyes and they are mine~:cheers:
I did not read the previous pages, so if already been said I'll be seconding something. But if not, I'll be giving you the golden rule :
Never ask others what to do to attract/approach a girl. Be yourself, be a man. Fakes don't get along for long, the unlucky girl will sooner or later find out that you are a pathetic thread-follower.
Reality hurts.
I really like that this thread took off again... ~:cheers:
Show your nude body?! How come?! I know they like confident men, but not that!!! ~:eek:
Consider this; do you want a girl that falls on you because you just showed your nude body, and that was enough for her? Moral aside, man, she will leave you with more than you bargained for! Take it from a man who basically matured in the red district of Hamburg, Germany; I had insane luck and got off without catching anything (I still can hardly believe this), but not all of my friends were as fortunate. Nothing lethal, but still some stuff that they will not forget so easily.
I have always gone for the hardest-to-get girls. I honestly have. Generally, they have a low mileage, good reputation, and you can dare and have unprotected sex with them after a while. Hell, when I was younger, I had unsafe sex all the time! But I went for the girls that didn’t change men like their underwear, guess that’s what saved my skin. Yeah, it’s a tough fuckin’ world we live in, wake up and smell the waste disposal. This is especially directed at all of our younger members; when you get a girl, make sure that you know what is she like before you go too far.
She's 14, I seriously doubt she has a lot of 'milage'...
You were very lucky then, there are a lot of people out their who haven't had that many partners and who caught VD's. Your chances might be better if you are careful who you sleep with, but the statistics will catch up with you eventually...Quote:
Originally Posted by Voightkampf
Who's 14?!Quote:
Originally Posted by doc_bean
Wow, Shaman, you really got off from youthness....~:cheers:
[QUOTE=LeftEyeNine]Fakes don't get along for long[QUOTE]
Speaking of faking, DON'T do it, I did once, & not surprisingly was found out, which led to a seriously ugly argument. That's waaay to graphic already, so Tips! - WASH on a REGULAR BASIS, (body, (this includes hair), & clothing)
All "Do this, do that" stuff is FAKE. Then you have nothing to complain about a relationship... Depends on what you are looking for though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prodigal
It's more like "DO THIS, PAY THAT". ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
Honest confidence and hygiene I've found to be most important. Don't be shy, just be you.
dance. Just go to a club, something that plays rock, not rap. if you are decent looking and just jump around a lot to the music and do w/e moves you make up with energy it will be enough, you don't have to be a crazy breakdancer. Lots of alcohol helps.
Clubs are full of interesting chicks (who wants a boring chick that doesn't party?? cold fish), intially theyre looking for decent looking guys with lots of energy. That's your energy, just hit the dance floor, keep moving, and look for suitable chicks to go up to, just introduce yourself. That's your opening which can lead to many things.
If you're looking for a real girlfriend tho, you'll need to be able to tell the club sluts apart from the decent chicks who just want ot have fun. Met my wonderful, super hot gf like that one drunken evening and we've been madly in love for 1.5 yrs now.
I still stand by be rich.
How do yuo attract a girl?
Don't listen to anybody who uses the internet (well, not frequently).
We sounded quite close Zorba, however I personally don't think that it's about internet addiction. ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Zorba
The girl you are going for ?Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
You mentioned being 14 and I assumed she was the same age. How old is she then ?
- Dont act like a jerk
- Dont try to act cool
- Be yourself
- Bathe daily
- Remember the song, "Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man." Meaning, ragged shirt and torn jeans arent going to get much stares.
- Get a haircut. Mullets went the way of the dodo in the 80s.
- Axe Body Spray
- Smile
Here comes the golden rule again ~:)Quote:
Be yourself
good list cept for the axe that stuff smells like carp in a canQuote:
Originally Posted by kekvitirae
I'm sure you know this already Doc but some have seriously high milage by that age...and I'm not joking, I wish I was...Quote:
Originally Posted by doc_bean
I speak from personal experience. :gring:Quote:
Originally Posted by strike for the south
Well, ok kekvitirae, you got me.. Although I believe all these written here are carp (SFTS's expression ~D and no offense at the contributors of this thread by the way), I am open to an exception.
Is that Axe stuff you're talking about a standard one or you know it had different kinds of scents - if so which one ?
Golden Rule 2 : Exceptions do not invalidate the rules ~:cool:
Yeah, but she ain't British...:hide:Quote:
Originally Posted by ah_dut
Seriously though, I've posted on this topic before, and my conclusion tends to be that the youth of the world as a whole isn't as messed up as some people would like us to believe. It tends to be rather bad in big city areas, but most kids are still pretty innocent at 14.
Hey all;
You all have to get up to date... what you do is buy shoes one size
larger, and take her to bar/club with a unisex bathroom. Then ask her to
accompany you to the restroom so you don't get lost.
Then, while (pretending) to whizz, unzip and drop a plastic marble
in the toilet while stating:
"Damn, it always rolls out and hits the water when I'm drunk!"
~D
Different women like different things. I, personally, favor Phoenix scent.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
carp Ive been spelling crap wrong all this time carp~:cool:
Phoenix was what I got.. I have to refresh then..
Yeah you have a point...just pointing out what does happen. My friends have rather more expirience then me on this particular matter but they say some girls have a shedload of milage...I never tend to go to the wilder house parties where these beasts reside.Quote:
Originally Posted by doc_bean
Of course some parts of scotland are far more extreme then London
Seriously, I was joking.Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Yes be yourself. But work out too and be humourous. If being yourself means NOT to be humourous, then you can bye-bye to all the girls. The only time this golden rule worked was when this nerdy classmate of mine had girls falling for him cause they thought he was cute and had a special determinism around him. Talk about being a maths and science freak. Talk about being short and a bit plump. But then, I have to admit that he's quite likeable, just don't get it why girls in my grade fall for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
So guys, there, study, girls love nerds.
Was he rich ?Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy
If not, girls, especially when they're young(er) will go for guys with potential to become really successful. And being determined will help quite a bit in that department, especially in HS where most guys are slackers anyway.
Of course, it only works if they intend to have a serious LT relationship, most girls in HS just want to have fun.
Doc, I don't go for her anymore...Left her.
Anyways, girls love nerds and Axe?! Man, I'm going to get Beirut's Axe, might have some great effect. ~D
@Ah_dut
You're not anymore, ehm, you know.... Untouched....???!!!!Quote:
Some guys have more experience than me...
@Kekvitirae
Sharp dressed man?! It explains why the girls liked my suit, even though I'm 14. And I wear a suit.... And the idiots in my class say I'm lame.... Losers....
That can`t be correct...the girls would swarm around me if that was the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy
You were a suit...Why. I dress the least amount possible then plop down on the couch get drink shove my hand down my pants (Al Bundy style as if there was any other way) and watch foxy boxingQuote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
I don't know but my friend have this kind of confidence and magnetism around him. Not those 'sex' magnetism but a different one so girls kinda like him. They don't really want to go out with him but like talking to him. But, apparently one girl had asked him out to our Christmas 'prom' and he said yes. So I think it is also all about self-confidence and also he wasn't really interested in the girls in my grade so that's why the girls think he was trying to play hard to get. Talk about being short and plump at the same time.~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Viking
littlelostboy,
Hell yeah, there are these kind of guys whom girls like talking to. But that's all. I had a friend in high school just like that.. He never had a girlfriend actually, only friends - not in a heterosexual and emotional relationship ever.
Forget about him, make sure you are in a better position about girls. ~;)
I just heard some rather useful advice the other day:
Brush up you Shakespeare
The girls today in society
Go for classical poetry,
So to win their hearts one must quote with ease
Aeschylus and Euripides.
But the poet of them all
Who will start 'em simply ravin'
Is the poet people call
The bard of Stratford-on-Avon.
Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
Just declaim a few lines from "Othella"
And they think you're a heckuva fella.
If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er
Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer,
And if still, to be shocked, she pretends well,
Just remind her that "All's Well That Ends Well."
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow.
Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
If your goil is a Washington Heights dream
Treat the kid to "A Midsummer Night Dream."
If she fights when her clothes you are mussing,
What are clothes? "Much Ado About Nussing."
If she says your behavior is heinous
Kick her right in the "Coriolanus."
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow,
And they'll all kowtow,
And they'll all kowtow.
Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kekvitirae
Note that "smile" is in a lower position than "Axe body spray"...
And, sorry to contradict, kekvitirae but you can be unshaven and look like a bum and girls will still like it....
Speaking of which, congratulate me. I shaved for the first time in 5 weeks!! And it feels so nice....
It is probably because I am missing the 'short and plump' part then.. And after what LEN said, it`s probably only positive.Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazul
This here is pure gold.
I tried it last night with a few specimen of the upposite sex.
Works like a charm :)
the quote was to do with attendingrather crazy, out of hand raunchy house parties~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Oh, ok. ~D ~;)
Really like that one, Upxl.... ~D
Ok, ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
Wow, maybe I should try it on Friday when I'm going to a rock concert. ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Upxl
Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Thnx,
But it isn’t my quote. :)
Different women like different ........ . But they all want mine. Hehe. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by kekvitirae
View TheSilverKnight's quote of mine in his sig ~;)
Long time no see with this thread.
Need some advice. Talking to a girl I like extremely much. Met her at the exams(ironic, isn't it?).
So, she thinks I'm a good guy and I make her laugh most of the time. I got from her photos and such, but she wouldn't give me her number.
Any help? :help:
They don't hesitate giving it out to ones that they like/trust. Did you ever openly asked for it ?
if she doesn't give you her number you probably creep her out. Most people tend to give way their number pretty easily in the age of cell phones.
Unless I'm behind times again and constantly sending messages to any of the few hundred people in your address list isn't what's hip with the kids anymore. :help:
All this advice is useless, get yourself in a band, (play drums, drummers get all the groupies, period) and sing stuff like James Blunt and The Eagles. Now you may not like them, but boy oh boy do the girls love them :D
I don't know ANY girls that have heard of the Eagles, let alone like them.
It's a shame my area is infested with chavettes. The only "music" they listen to is 50 Cent and the other crap.
What can I say ;)
Just be yourself.
But best tip on girl is full wallet :P
avatar like strike for the south and humour like his as well? are you twins?:juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by rasoforos
How I met my Girlfriend:
She was drunk at a friends party...not really drunk, but drunk enough to where my friend knew she wasn't suitable to drive. She needed a ride home, I was in a good mood so I thought "what the hell...I'll take her home", so as I'm driving she begins talking to me, mostly just about random **** that I didn't really care about, but I answered each question. I asked her if she wanted to get some coffee or something to eat, so we did, and then after that we just kind of hung out for the rest of the evening. I never got a phone # or anything, and I didn't really ask for it, nor was I really seeking a relationship.
About two weeks pass, and I had just got off work, I'm driving home and I see a car accident (which are Common in California if you didn't know that), and shes standing outside her car cursing and swearing because someone had T-Boned her vehicle, I pull over, and see whats going on and if everything is okay because no police vehicles had shown up yet. So after the matter is taken care of, and her vehicle is towed away to be repaired I offer to drive her home...again. She was a bit shaken up, so I just drove her to my house instead because it was only 5 minutes away and her place was like an hour away. After she recovered I asked her if she would have any trouble getting to work in the mornings, because her home was on the same route I had to go to get to College in the morning, she accepted. So for about a month I did the same routine, picked her up in the mornings, drove to college, picked her up from work after college and went to work.
During these drives, if you've familiar with the interstates in California, it takes awhile to go from one place to another, so we get to know each other pretty well and then one evening I was driving home and she asked me "so how come you haven't asked me out yet?", I shrug and reply "I wasn't ready" then out of nowhere she decides it would be a good time to make-out... and well the rest is history. Needless to say, about a week ago she moved into my place and I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I liked my stuff... especially my posters of scantily clad women and neon bar signs...now it looks all normal. but at least its clean :laugh4:
So the lesson of my story is, is that sometimes the relationships that catch you at a complete surprise are the best ones, I wasn't even looking for anyone, and then suddenly she appeared in my life and it has never been better...in more ways than one~D
Nice coincidence and a beautiful relationship there, Wazi, congrats and shall it be for long.
Yep that's true. If you're looking something more than "Wham Bam, Thank you ma'am!", give up looking for it. What they call "love" happens when you are not looking for it nor chasing it and while you are completely unprepared like Wazi. That's why love is exciting ~:)
Thank god I know girls that like good music, alot of them love pink floyd aswell....seriously, I'm in there, my band's version of Comfortably Numb kicks ***:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
I have seen two girls in their early twenties who are part of this indie rock group. One is a singer and the other is a bass guitarist. The singer could scream high and long. I saw them perform on front of a department store for free. They were part of a show that attracted customers to the store. Unfortunately, they appeared there only once, so I forgot the name of their group. I wonder why very few girls like them appear on the media. Or maybe it's because I don't watch enough MTV.
edit - I remember. They're called Biuret.
Yeah, girls that listened to proper music, like Rammstein, would`ve been something. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
The only groupies Ian gets are the deaf dumb and blind ones. Cause Ian is to drumming what the Klan is to multiculturalism.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ianofsmeg16
And he's a big carrot top.
:laugh4: I know! :laugh4:Quote:
And he's a big carrot top
Seeing as I ruin every other aspect of his miserable existance I thought I'd just blow a hole in his rock 'n' roller man image as well.
I am a truly horrible person.
Love is always exciting. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
And what groupies do you get, and you are in no position to talk about the condition of ones hair, so please for god sake keep your insults to yourself and out af a forum that i find to be usually friendlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Axeknight
Back off! He's a good guy, who cares whether he hangs out with the coolest people or not. I'm one of the most liked guys at my school, but I hang out with the people who are left out, because I hate people who exclude others.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axeknight
Get a backbone, and meet him a back alley or something :laugh4:
-ZainDustin
Do you guys know each other? I assumed Axeknight's post to be in jest, but if it wasn't, you guys should calm down somewhat.
Gah, Axe smells terrible. It makes a better flamethrower than a deodorant.
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Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I agree, I was just making a point. People who make fun of others ought to be kicked in the face. :karate:
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-ZainDustin
Yes, I gave Ian the link to here. And apologies for my somewhat twisted sense of humour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
But jeez - calm down and check your sarcasm filters guys.
Money.
Have a cute, longtime friend I've known since middle school, she's 27 now. she's hip, she's funny, shes motivated and by large has her act together. Over coffee a few weeks ago she mentioned that a former acquantance who came
back into her life -- one who she was not and still isn't attracted to -- had been taking her out on dates.
He professed his longtime love to her and asked her out. They went out a few times out of pityand he produced a huge engagment ring and asked her to marry. Over coffee three days ago
she told me she said yes, despite the fact that hes a fat, bald slob, a total square, he listens to country music and his favorite singer is Phil Collins, he washes his car three times a week and has had someone do his laundry for him his entire life, he wears bikini briefs (hes fat remember) and he talks constantly about how great his home entertainment system is, which is a good thing because he never goes out. The last concert he went to was Neil feeking Diamond and no where in his entire house is a book. These are all things she had told me about him before.
When I laughed and reminded her about all the things she thought made him pitiful, she said "yeah but being rich fixes a lot of things."
It's not my place to judge her, in fact, based on what shes doing and how she feels about the guy I could very well be boinking her 5 years down the road since she has now shown me she is a shallow skank, and any chic who marries someone as a career choice will likely not be above going outside the marriage for a little action when things are dull, and believe me things will be dull a lot
In fact, I'm sure we all know plenty of men and women in relationships who have this arrangement, although in most cases the woman would never admit it to the man, but even if she did the man may very well not care if he already viewed her
as a trophy, like his home entertainment system.
May I spammiate this post of yours ? :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Money, power, talent, and intelligence are obvious aphrodisiacs. However even things like talent, and personality are pretty shallow in my opinion. Two people should be attracted to eacho ther physically as well, or else what is the freaken point, it will most likely not last, as MRD pointed out. It's best to win them on all fronts, attack attack attack! :scastle:
The part I bolded was also the French army strategy in WW I.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Has anyone suggested using a girltrap?
What you need is a large wooden box (something like a tea chest, only biogger, unless you only want to attract dwarves). Put it open side down, but tilt it up and support one edge with a small stick.
Under the opening, place a copy of Heat, (or Cosmo if you prefer "classy" women), a chocolate bar and some Jimmy Choos. (Tip: make sure the magazine is open BUT NOT at the horoscope page) Tie the bait to the stick in such a way that if the shoes are taken or the magazine pages turned (eg to find the horoscope) the stick is pulled away, and the box falls, trapping the girl inside.
happy to be of help
Trapping metrosexuals wouldn't feel fine..Quote:
Originally Posted by English assassin
I heard you can catch birds very effectively by putting gum on a twig so they stick when they perch.Quote:
Originally Posted by English assassin
What? Er...you mean not the right kind of birds....confused.... er..~:confused:
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