Andres, I'm afraid you're posting in the wrong thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
The Frontroom is where you'll find the 'Talk Dutch Thread'. :book:
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(Um, Dickens and Austen weren't even born yet...and has anyone here read Ms. Austen's latest?)
Actually, that's not her latest.
What's up with all these literary girlie men on this boat?
You all brought girly books about pinkypale English lasses dressed in pink flowerdresses on board or something?
The lash, all of you!
Hey - I said the exact same thing to my wench yesterday! Except that the troubles didn't involve a computer.
uh argh......
Well spoken centuri-argh-1.
YAHAR! IT APPEARS THE GREAT GAME HAS BEEN STARTED!
WHERE BE THESE SCALLYWAGS WHO DARE ATTEMPT THEIR PERFIDY UPON OUR TREASURE?
domo split-argh-san
^ someone just woke up from a grog filled dream. A tad late to the party me hearty
Reenk the classy pirate is extremely perturbed as the behavior of his companions who simply reinforce negative stereotypes of people of our ilk.
To protest, I will only speak in smilies after this (the votes will be in regular format and some of the smilies will be quoted as speaking in words).
He be spoutin' haberdedashy and ther other ilk of it's vile maternal figure, yo!
Yarr!
Walk these booky types off the plank I say!
Argh!
Any man writing lists should also be at the bottom of davey jones locker!
Yarr?
Ahoy, mateys. Me name is Louis "crab louse" Flannigan. But ye can call me "Itchy Lou" or "Louse"
*standing before the crew was a fat, drunk, nasty, dirty man with a long unkept beard that had bits of food, and parrot droppings in it. He scatches his crotch, and coughs up some greenish phlegm*
Did I tells ye about the time I was in the port of Santa MarĂa and I met a wench named Bertha?
*stumbles over to the side of the ship, and pull out his long john silver and urinates over the side*
That thar was a magical night, they call her bearded Bertha, but her beard aren't as long as mine so it's okay, she had a mole on her face the size of the gold piece I had to give her for her time. Yarrr, she was so good, well, with several bottle of rum that is, and a couple a eye patches, then she was just fine.
*Smilin' Sammy started singing a sea shanty*
There once was a salt name-a' Crab louse Lou
He was a dirty old lout, wasn't worth a doubloon
Even with a beard full of grub, he makes the ladies swoon
But his shipmates would rather see that he's marooned
Yarrr! Sing along me hearties!
He will tell you a tale about a bearded wench
She was a horrifying lass, not to mention the stench
An uglier bag of bones, a sea dog couldn't fetch
Blimey! Crab Louse Lou could really make you retch
Ahoy mateys! I'm going to need a healthy mug of ale to finish this song!
Can anyone spare some coin? I'm not singing for me health, ye know.
Come to think of it, I never do anything for my health, you old sea dogs!
I'm dying of scurvy over here! Pass me the grog!
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Congratulations to all our new Senior Members!!
Searching, searching...
Unless one is ATPG?
:laugh4: Thought he was already if not, congrats.
Yarr I wasn't informed of this honor, not yet
Thanks be to those who consider me a vet
My heart is warmed by the message this sends
The org is home to most of my friends
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