Sigurd has earned the right to survive until endgame :laugh4:
A game this big needs a few fun factors; Sigurd is doing an excellent job as the Capo IV joker :2thumbsup:
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Sigurd has earned the right to survive until endgame :laugh4:
A game this big needs a few fun factors; Sigurd is doing an excellent job as the Capo IV joker :2thumbsup:
You see, I couldn't let him die out of some misplaced sense of righteousness, and he couldn't let me die because I'm just too much fun. I think we're destined to do this for a long time to come.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Oh my that movie is awesome. We need some vigilantes running around dressed as Batman now. It is halloween after all.
Are you saying what I think you are saying?Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
No substantial plan whatsoever.Quote:
For purely hypothetical purposes, let's assume I believe you. In that situation, then what is your plan? Is it just pure fun, or are you planning on making a new mafia family with your KGB crew?
Some great artists start out with a pencil line on a sheet of paper thinking they have a plan, but later realized that the plan resulted in something entirely different. I can no longer count on two hands the number of times I have done this.
There might be a great improviser somewhere in me. Not for the lulz, but for the journey and a surprising end. Even for the artist.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
The mob's got plans. The FBI's got plans. Pizza's got plans. They're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say… ah, come here.
When I say that Major Robert Dump was nothing personal, you'll know that I'm telling the truth.
I took another look at the two role PMs provided by Populus as revealed by Chaotix. First, the commie one is identical to the one I got from Sigurd (except that I'm higher ranked mwahah). If Populus is saying he forged that one, he would appear to be lying. Maybe he skipped 90% of the conversation and is thinking he's protecting Sigurd or something.
The other PM, the doctor one, contains this:
I don't think that this one is likely to be a forgery. Populus isn't claiming to be a town doctor only; he's claiming to be a police doctor, one of multiple FPD specialists among us. Assuming the FPD actually exists, you might think they'd have something to say about it if Populus was taking their name in vain. And I do think they exist; if nothing else, eventually someone's going to have to come forward as another of that group, and Populus would be screwed if that never happened.Quote:
Role: Doctor, Fatlington Police
Alignment: Townie
Summary: You are one of the trained protection specialists fielded by the FPD. You have been infiltrated into the group of Fatlings who are likely to be named to a Committee of Vigilance so that you will be in a position to offer protection to members of the committee as they search for and eliminate threats to Fatlington.
I think he's what he says he is, and he wants to go mafia, and that's why he took care NOT to protect in such a way as would promote him closer to surgeon (read the whole PM; I think the word "trap" in there somewhere is supposed to be "track"). I'd like to know who his partners in protection were and what they have to say about it; I'd also expect the PD to comment at some point.
I didn't have time to upload my claim before the write up, I saw I was getting lynched and came back just in time to make a quick post.
Rez pls
I didn't vote for MRD...
Chaotix 6 (Believer, DaveShack, Death is yonder, GamezRule, Ishmael, Suburban Plankton)Quote:
Originally Posted by GamezRule
Well good, because the tally says you didn't either.
Sigurd saying that Renata requested the commie pm in the thread before being sent it...I have to recheck after class, but I don't remember her doing much to derail the wagon on him. I guess she's voting MRD at least. But that tidbit puts the whole thing in a different light.
She did point out a few times that it was a joke, I think.
Several times, though I was gone for the night before it became an issue for Sigurd himself. I don't know why this is so hard to understand. Maybe you had to be there?
Thing is, we were there. I thought everyone already understood from, you know, reading the threads, that this is what Sigurd was doing.
The fact that he was like HAI EBERYBODY I AM AN COMMUNIST CONTACT ME should have been a clue, or perhaps the bit where people responded and basically referring to him as a glorious leader.
Did everyone lose their sense of humor while I wasn't looking? Because I've got puns I could post, and now I'm scarit.
This is not a laughing matter you know. The very fate of our nation is at stake.
It was understood that he wasn't seriously trying to recruit communists...but sending out a fake recruitment for communists is a pretty good way to feel out who is willing to be recruited for a mafia family. So the backstory on it is very significant.
@Sasaki- Maybe he could be scanned. I'm going fun-factor over the danger factor.
@ALL- I am one man shy of a vigilante squad. That's a sad situation to be in, because that means I'll probably be protecting randomly instead. Nobody want to join a vig?
Thing is, with Sigurd you get both. :D
I'll be a surprised if he's mafia or any variety of anti-town at least right now. Stuff like this only makes you lynch-bait.
Thanks for volunteering.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Sinister=left=Communist. QED.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erebus
Do you accept departed men's souls?Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
'My' men? Lolwut? You're still alive. Get him!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
You look, feel, taste, smell and sound like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
I find your post shallow and pedantic.
Woah. Everybody hold up.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
Is that capital letters in correct places? Sentence structure? No spelling errors?
Dear God.
Dead guy talking, dead guy talking,...
You guys don't know how lonely and depressing a graveyard can be. So I'll share you a theory of mine:
"The Mafia does not exist; It's just a conspiracy from the communist."
-Cardinal Ruffini
"...The magistrature is infiltrated by Communist judges.."
-Berlusconi
"There is no such thing as Organized Crime."
-Hoover
"...Its the communists that bring about these arguments; the government needs to be careful of these communist attacks..."
-Riina
Let's be clear. Seamus is smart guy and he's not so foolish to be led astray that easily. He knows well enough that there is no Mafia and that only the communists were a real threat to the nation. That's what's so smart about his latest game set up. He pointed to Sigurd to be the communist leader and the real threat, while fooling us all that it was just a mafia game. But we won't be fooled that easily. Sigurd clearly is the town's enemy, we shouldn't be bothered with the supposedly existing mobsters. Its a waste of time.
Do me one favor. Go to your inbox and look for a message called something along the lines of your role pm, its send by Seamus. Does it say mafia? Does it say Luca, Don, made? If so please post it and my theory is disproven. Now go to the list of players and ask the person above and below you wether they are mafia. Let me guess what they'll say: 'no'.
Let us not fool around with this mumbo jumbo. Sure there are some wiseguys or crooks. There will always be some of those. Let us focus on the real threat. The communist and Sigurd. Lets kill them of. If you don't believe me, well than lets kill pizza. He once claimed to be the devil himself. I personally can't think of any bigger threat than Satan. Well except for the communist. Or of course that figment of our wild imagination called the mafia.
/Dead guy talk.
Edit:
[Be nice - GH]
you wont annoy me :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
tho if it upsets you so much, my english is near native easy.
He's jealous because his Dutch doesn't compare to our English, French,...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
That was Nictel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moros
Seamus, 8:19 is 34 minutes after 7:45, not 45. ~;p
/nitpick
Lolololol!
Now that the house of cards has collapsed, I would appreciate not being murdered tonight. K thx.
:shame:Quote:
Originally Posted by Choxorn
Oh my God, he actually went back and adjusted it. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
Sent to me by fatlingtonhiredguns@gmail.comQuote:
Some call us mercenaries. Some call us assassins. We simply refer to ourselves as the hired guns. We have come to Fatlington because our patron has decided that there are high value targets that have been tracked to this town. As should be evident, our employer is not amused by the existance of these individuals, and we are allowed to take any actions that we need to end the life of our targets. However, it seems that this job won't be as easily pleasant as a cup of tea as we initially thought it was. So we are interested in seeing if any other members of the town would be interested in helping us. We can reward any individual that helps us in big ways. We have the resources and ability to make sure those who help us stay alive and become more powerful. Once we have taken our targets out we will be merrily on our way. Should that not happen, things will become... more complicated you might say. Our first target is Chaotix. Do not protect him if you know what is good for you.
Make sure the town hears these words, Monsieur DJ Slice.
People seem to think I'm writing these.
Okay, here's your test of that theory:
Have these peeps write you back while I am at work tomorrow, between 2pm and 1am eastern time. Should pretty much prove I'm not doing it.
But you could have a smartphone with web access Askthepizzaguy!
Shut up! I barely have a 20 dollar tracfone. Don't remind me of expensive things. :stare:
Or you are faking at having a job that requires you to leave the house. In-call male escorts have plenty of time on their hands when they are not "working."
lol. And dead mafia have nothing to do but troll.