Epilogue
Moe the Bartender: "I've changed my mind. In honor of our victory, drinks are on the house. Drink up, my friends...."
Comic Book Guy: "I believe I will have an ale, barkeep."
Professor Frink: "I usually abstain from alcohol, but perhaps a white wine spritzer would be just the trick to help me unwind. I'm all wound up still.... HOYVIN-GLAVIN!!!"
Moe the Bartender: "So uh, Frink. What's with the incinerator gun thing you're carrying around?"
Professor Frink: "The Expositron Mark IV? Like I told you, it's a device that allows perfect narration to take place. Just point it at the people, places, or things you wish to add exposition to, and the device fires a ray which advances the story. Since all it does is cause the target to de-molecularize, it only has evil applications. But, I'm willing to sell it to fund my next project, which is creating a device which rids the world of all the Expositron Mark IV weapons I've built and then sold to the army. I call it.... the Expositron Mark V."
Moe the Bartender: "So, you just pick it up, point it, and shoot it like a gun, and it kills someone?"
Professor Frink: "A crude but very accurate description, yes."
Moe the Bartender: "Like this?"
Professor Frink: "Preci-"
*ZAP*
Comic Book Guy: "Woah! Another plot twist. I suppose that means you were the killer all along, Moe the Bartender. Or should I say..... Mister Teeny!"
Mister Teeny the Bartender: "That's correct. As an evil monkey genius, I was able to learn how to speak and impersonate ugly humans, like Moe, who regrettably hung himself in this very bar before I could get a chance to murder him myself."
Comic Book Guy: "I guess it is up to me, Jeff Albertson, the creator of Everyman, to vanquish the villain before all hope is lost. Stand back, Teeny, or else I will use my official
Xena: The Warrior Princess Chakram of Light and decapitate you without mercy."
Mister Teeny: "Silly primate. I hold in my hands the Expositron Mark IV. Do you have any last words?"
Comic Book Guy: "I have spent decades alone in my mother's house reading comic books, playing computer games, and complaining about the declining quality of The Simpsons on
alt.nerd.obsessive. One time in 1996, I got very close to kissing a poster of Sarah Michelle Geller, the actress who plays Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was a life well-spent."
Mister Teeny: "And now you've been outsmarted by a chimpanzee. Good job!"
*ZAP*
Alive: 1/18
Romanic- Mister Teeny (MAFIA)
Dead: 17/18
Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)
Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (MAFIA MASTERMIND)
Zack- Clancy Wiggum (Innocent)
TheFluffyOne- Waylon Smithers (Innocent)
Nightbringer- Herb Powell (MAFIA)
pevergreen- Groundskeeper Willie (Innocent)
Captain Blackadder- Seymour Skinner (Innocent)
God Emperor- Barney Gumble (Innocent)
Csargo- Hans Moleman (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Professor Frink (Innocent)
Yaropolk- Comic Book Guy (Innocent)
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YOU BUMBLING KNUCKLE-DRAGGERS!
I should have outsourced to India like all the other wealthy industrialists......
CONGRATULATIONS, MAFIA!!!!
Robbiecon- Sideshow Bob (Mafia Mastermind)
Nightbringer- Herb Powell (Mafia grunt)
Romanic- Mister Teeny (Mafia grunt)
This is the real ending, of course. The curse of the townies.... continues. :embarassed: