The Half Monty [Concluded]

[Zack]

Vote: fluffy

This isn't out of the ordinary for classical_hero to act this way. Sorry, but not much time to say anything else; company's over.

[Csargo]

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Vote:Zack

I remember thinking you were scummy at one point.

[thefluffyone93]

Gaaar....
CH of Zack?
CH OR ZACK?!?

Meh.

Unvote; Vote: Zack

[robbiecon]

Vote: classical_hero

I remain sure that Zack is innocent.

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote Classical Hero

I find him to be the most suspicious with his complaints on role playing. Though in pizza's last Simpsons game Grandpa was one of the big bads so I doubt he would do it again so quickly.

[classical_hero]

Well I think it is morally reprehensible that we have to vote for a person anyway, but I have to have my say and make sure the mob has voice of reason here. But since I have been accused of something I have not done, it has given me the blues.

[slashandburn]

Sorry, but due to RL issues I will be unable to continue playing this game. Sorry.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Then I will have Diamondeye replace you. Writeup to follow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Four

Town Hall

Lisa Simpson: "Wait, everyone! Before you execute another fellow Springfieldian based purely on randomness, I want to appeal to your sense of justice and decency!"

Moe the Bartender: "I don't know what most of those there words mean, but you're sounding awfully scumtastic to me."

Professor Frink: "According to my calculations, this young lady has a 23.0769% chance of being guilty."

Barney Gumble: "I agree with Professor Nerd Boy! Let's string her up!"

Comic Book Guy: "Ah yes, one Lisa Simpson. I seem to recall that you've been innocent in every game so far, so surely that means we're about to experience a classic Pizzaguy plot twist, wherein the little girl is revealed to be the ghastly killer."

Ralph Wiggum: "Hi Lisa! Bye Lisa!"

Principal Skinner: "This young lady has been wrecking the grade curve for the past three semesters. Our school is losing money because miss Know-It-All here has turned us into a D-average school!"

Lisa Simpson: "Mom! Dad! You wouldn't let them do this to me! You love me too much!"

Marge Simpson: "Sorry sweetie. I've always believed in you. If you decided to be a killer, I know you'd be excellent at it. You're my special little girl. I'll support you no matter what you choose to do."

Homer Simpson: "My little girl? The greatest killer ever to terrorize Springfield? ....I'm so proud of you, honey!"

Lisa Simpson: "What? .....WHAT???? I can't believe I'm hearing this. You guys would never act this way. There's something wrong here. There's something wrong with all of you if you can't even tell that a little girl is INNOCENT!!!"

Groundskeeper Willie: "Ach, lassie, I would never assume a wee one is innocent. Most of ye are vicious little hellions. If you aren't guilty of this crime, yer guilty of somethin!"

Lisa Simpson: "....Hans Moleman, you're a soft-spoken, level-headed elderly gentlemen, who has endured more near-death experiences than anyone else in town. Please tell me you believe me when I say I didn't kill Mister Burns!"

Hans Moleman: "It's about time we killed someone besides me..... I say string her uuuuuup....."

Lisa Simpson: "Waylon Smithers, I know you cared deeply for Mister Burns, and you want justice, but I also know you're a kind and decent man who wouldn't hurt a fly unless they were the real killer!"

Waylon Smithers: "It is.... too late for me.... little Lisa. The mob has judged you to be a killer. I just want justice for Mister Burns...."

Lisa Simpson: "I can't believe I'm going to die before I reach the third grade. I always wanted to learn vector calculus before I died...." *sobbing quietly*

Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Lisa Simpson was innocent!

Alive: 12/18


Captain Blackadder
Csargo
God Emperor
Johnhughthom
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn Diamondeye2
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack


Dead: 6/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)



Begin Night Four.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Four




Wiggum Residence



Ralph Wiggum: "I saw man with green shirt.... Man with blue suit.... and Daddy. This tastes like homework. I wish Lisa could help me."

Unknown figure, lurking in the shadows: .............

Ralph Wiggum: "It smells like burning in here. Hello killer!"

Unknown figure, lurking in the shadows: *smokes a cigar*

Ralph Wiggum: "You're ugly like a monkey! You smell like one too!"

Unknown figure, lurking in the shadows: *rolls forward on rollerskates, wielding a gun*

Ralph Wiggum: "I'm going to tell everyone who you are!"

Unknown figure, pointing gun: *pulls the trigger*




BANG.




Ralph Wiggum: "My stomach is crying tomato juice!"

Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ralph Wiggum was innocent!

Alive: 11/18


Captain Blackadder
Csargo
God Emperor
Nightbringer
pevergreen
Robbiecon
Romanic
Slashandburn Diamondeye2
TheFluffyOne
Yaropolk
Zack


Dead: 7/18

Askthepizzaguy- Charles Montgomery Burns (Innocent)
Diamondeye- Bart Simpson (Innocent)
Khazaar- Sideshow Mel (Innocent)
Death is yonder- Ned Flanders (Innocent)
Renata- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby (Innocent)
Classical_hero- Lisa Simpson (Innocent)
Johnhughthom- Ralph Wiggum (Innocent)


Begin Day Five.

[pevergreen]

Ach, I be:

Vote: Csargo

[thefluffyone93]

Roller-skates?
Who uses those-and smokes a cigar- at the same time?
AND WHO USES ROLLER-SKATES ANYMORE?

[Zack]

Vote: pevergreen

At best, you seem completely uninterested in finding scum.

[Nightbringer]

sorry I haven't been very present guys. I'm going to try to devote some more time to the game now, and to start with, what kind of a vote is this?

Ach, I be:

Vote: Csargo

Maybe you could give us a reason? Votes without reason just make doing the same excusable for scum. Maybe I missed something, but I don't really see any reason to target csargo in the first place?
For the entire game you seem to have just voted randomly and made fluff statements.
vote:pevergreen
Give a good reason for your vote and I may take my vote off of you.
(complete side note, why do you dislike it so much when people capitalize the p in your name?)

[Diamondeye]

vote:pevergreen
FoS: Yaro, GE

Hey guys, I'm back

[pevergreen]

I didnae do eet officaaar!

[robbiecon]

It is possible that Willie is mafia, but I wouldn't be out and out convinced of it.

The random vote on Csargo was somewhat necessary given the lack of information, even though many people have seemed scummy at various times.

I'll vote: Captain Blackadder.

[Romanic]

I think Csargo is more suspicious than pever, who missed voting in the last three days.

vote: Csargo

It is possible that Willie is mafia, but I wouldn't be out and out convinced of it.

The random vote on Csargo was somewhat necessary given the lack of information, even though many people have seemed scummy at various times.

What random vote on Csargo, are you talking about, Robbie?

And who's Willie?

[Csargo]

You always come after me, and you're always wrong. Don't you learn from past mistakes? Welps

[Romanic]

You always come after me, and you're always wrong. Don't you learn from past mistakes? Welps

By "always", you mean CoV?

Yeah, I guess it's 2 games in a row that I'm going after you, it might be your style, however you'll have to do better than this to convince me. Being wrong about you in a game doesn't mean much.

Who do you think is suspicious, and why?

[pevergreen]

And who's Willie?

Yewww all be forgetting willie. No one ever lurves Willie.

[Romanic]

Thanks pever. I figured that it was a character from the show, that's not what I was asking.

I was wondering which player is Willie, to understand this comment from robbie:

It is possible that Willie is mafia, but I wouldn't be out and out convinced of it.

[pevergreen]

This ones as bright as an Englishman!

[God Emperor]

vote:pevergreen
FoS: Yaro, GE

Hey guys, I'm back

Why am I being FOS'ed ? : p

[classical_hero]

Roller-skates?
Who uses those-and smokes a cigar- at the same time?
AND WHO USES ROLLER-SKATES ANYMORE?

Have you not watched the show?

[Csargo]

By "always", you mean CoV?

Yeah, I guess it's 2 games in a row that I'm going after you, it might be your style, however you'll have to do better than this to convince me. Being wrong about you in a game doesn't mean much.

Who do you think is suspicious, and why?

It seems like more than just CoV.

Don't worry I get that all the time.

pever is kinda suspicious low activity.

I thought Zack was suspicious for some reason that I don't recall.

[Diamondeye]

Why am I being FOS'ed ? : p

Why do you usually FoS people? [/SARCASM]

It's not because I'm sending a coded message to TinCow, I can reveal that much...

[Death is yonder]

I feel inclined to point out that Zack does seem to have toned down immensely ever since my accusation and his subsequent defense of himself, as if trying to keep a lower profile after his near lynching.

I also note that you have about-turned on your previously unwavering votes of Fluffy (which indicate how you think he's the best suspect, and to maintain it for successive days at that...)

Moving from:

Vote: fluffy

This isn't out of the ordinary for classical_hero to act this way. Sorry, but not much time to say anything else; company's over.

to

Vote: pevergreen

At best, you seem completely uninterested in finding scum.

Without even explaining why you backed down from your previous vehemence of fluffy's guilt (implied by being focused on him as a suspect for many days since day 1)

So whats changed?

Why is pevergreen suddenly the best suspect over fluffy, whose lynch you were supporting continually? What is the reason for him suddenly being a better candidate to be lynched than fluffy? Earlier when you sarcastically stated how you would neglect to give reasons for votes in future I didn't think you were serious. Yes you gave a one-line reason, but I'm sure you should have more than that to be convinced that pever is more likely to be scum over fluffy, whose guilt you were pretty sure of for quite a few rounds.

[Zack]

Will anything satisfy you?

[Death is yonder]

Well I do apologize if you're getting frustrated but I'm rather inclined towards your likelihood of guilt

You've had quite a while since you hosted people over (your previous vote on fluffy, which you said was brief because you didn't have much time to post) and hence I felt that your vote on pever was not really explained, considering that you had your eye set on fluffy for quite a while, which does speak of him being your best choice (like take me accusing you for example) then suddenly you change your mind to pever on a one liner explanation that doesn't really explain how pever is suddenly more scummy as opposed to your chief suspect fluffy.

Will anything satisfy you?

You'd be surprised.