And cowbell! :D
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And cowbell! :D
2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbW3AmaVPgk
Hold the Phone! with Saucy Slice
"Welcome back. We finally have the interview I promised for your listening enjoyment. Is he on the phone? Okay, I'll take the call in here, Frankie.
Yes, hello, you're on the air with DJ Slice. Is this mister Pentangeli?"
"Who's askin'? I'm just a regular guy, who happens to run a plumbing service."
"Radio listeners, mister Pentangeli is the general manager of Pentangeli's Plumbing, one of the many fine and respected legitimate businessmen in Fatlington, here to discuss the employment situation"
"Yeah, what you said."
"How's the economy, are you able to take on new hires, even with the crime wave hurting sales?"
"We're always hiring. We just need guys who can get the job done."
"I'm not impressed with this so-called crime wave, though."
"Seems like just a bunch of wannabes and chancers."
"So tell me more about the plumbing business. You fix things that need fixing? Plug up leaks?"
"I've plugged a few in my time."
"And there's no problem the Pentangelis can't fix."
"Shame so many Fatlings are wasting their time with less professional services."
"You're saying you're a first class operation?"
"Yeah, that's what I said. Are you deaf? You need to clean out your friggin ears."
"No sir mister Pentangeli, just trying to hear what your thoughts are about the competition"
"What competition?"
"I understand the Barzini and the Tataglia also have a um... plumbing service."
"Those chumps don't have a clue. Not much evidence of their work, that I can see."
"Too many of their guys taking naps on the job. Perhaps they should be shown the door."
"Are you saying your operation can handle the big jobs and the small jobs? There's nothing you can't handle?"
"We can handle anyone that needs handling. Who told you otherwise? The Stracchi?
"Bunch of filthy bums. No honour with them. No sense of tradition."
"Tradition, mister Pentangeli? I had no idea the plumbing business was so involved."
"Yeah. The plumbing business..."
"It's a long tradition."
"Sacred."
"But I don't like to talk about it."
"Not like the Cunnio...
"Don't know when to shut up."
"Gonna laugh when they get shut up for good."
"What would you like to talk about? Say speaking of jobs, I need to ask you a favor. Last night was burrito night at the station and now all the toilets are backed up. Can you fix it for me?"
"You want me to fix your toilet? What are you, stupid? I've ended men for lesser insults. Do you want to go on a trip somewhere and never come back, kid?"
"I thought you were a plumber..."
"Plumber? What plumber? Oh, oh right, that. Yeah, I'll send a guy with a wrench. He'll fix you good."
"Thank you very much mister Pentangeli. Do you have any parting words for the Barzini or the Corleones?"
"Yeah, they can all go fornicate with their mothers, those sewer dwelling rats. They've lost their touch, they couldn't whack a beach ball with a tennis racket. They couldn't rob a lunch box. They couldn't hit the ground if it weren't for the Earth's gravitational pull. They're a bunch of know-nothing mooks. They're nobodies. I want them all dead. I want their families dead. I want their houses burnt to the ground, and I want to [BLEEP] on their ashes and feed 'em to their dogs."
"That was Mister Spatafore Pentangeli, general manager of Pentangeli's Plumbing. They can be reached at the following address. We'll be right back after these messages."
If you want to request a song or an interview, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less. "Legitimate businessmen", please contact us anonymously via email to set up a phone interview, to discuss the unemployment situation on the air.
Am I even still alive?
Let me check your pulse. Hold steady, this will only hurt for a second.Quote:
Originally Posted by Johhog
I've somehow managed to end up the organizer of a few small vig/protection groups and currently have a small number of spares available for tonight; pm me if you need a body or two to fill in your own needs, first come first serve.
I approve of the write-up. It reminds me of the Monty Python 'Self Defence Against Fruit' sketch :beam:. Just a (very) minor quibble - as a Communist, shouldn't I be atheistic?
Didn't know who was getting lynched when I sent the writeup in. Sorry.
I'm going to retire and this guy can take my place. It's about time!Quote:
Originally Posted by fubbleskag
Don't worry GH, it was a capital job (ha ha...okay, I'll stop now).Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Sorry for the inactivity! I've been out of town the whole weekend without good internet access. Much catching up to do.
But the timer expired about 10 hours ago IIRC…Quote:
Originally Posted by Choxorn
Basically Ishmael was bandwaggoned. I hope your crystal ball is clear and allows reception.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
You posted that one hour after the update! You can't be serious.
Given that the Communist Party of China is trying to determine where people should reincarnate, no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
:bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by El Barto
He isn't.Quote:
Basically Ishmael was bandwaggoned. I hope your crystal ball is clear and allows reception.
You posted that one hour after the update! You can't be serious.
See, when I tell obvious jokes and people still don't get that I'm joking, that concludes my thesis on "you cannot read me worth a dang without a scanner."
I now have a Ph.D in Poker Faceology.
Careful, he doesn't like people bowing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
He's Pizza.Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
By which university? Have you presented this before the proper authorities? Who's your thesis director? Where are your research materials? Sheesh, never claim to be a researcher like this, Pizzadude. :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Ha! Come off it, Pizza, I know exactly what you're up to. :smug:
Yes Don Montmorenci.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
Who is to be whacked tonight?
Actually, the 'Mon' means 'Monsignor' Morency and he's aprt of the Vatican Mafia.
The Illuminati again! Dang you, Monty! You and all your mason buddies!
*shakes Fist of Defiance*
Wait, I thought he was a Nazi :clown:
It's worse than we feared. He's a member of the Bavarian Illuminati Commie-Nazis. Nasty breed, those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oh! TheLastDays!
Armed with chocolate, and creme pies, and chocolate-covered pie launchers, they preach the elitist concepts of national supremacy, wealth, corporate governance, exceptionalism, as well as the egalitarian principles of wealth redistribution, universal healthcare, and abolishing possession and governance altogether. Then they hold meetings where initiates are forced to endure bare bottom spankings while wearing brown AND red uniforms.
Their symbol is the all-seeing hammer and swastisicle.
I have been extremely busy IRL - fudged up Monty's vig on 2nd night, and haven't had enough free time to organize anything since. Just sending in my orders with groups other people organize like a good little sheep. Anyway - here is what I meant by the Nazi comment. See for yourself. I didn't realize I was 2nd place for lynch yesterday until I came back to read the thread today. In case I end up as lynchbait later one due to not paying attention or whatever, here is the PM conversation I had with Monty. He contacted me first, probably due to something I said in thread:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
I googled that phrase and came up with this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strength_Through_JoyQuote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
"Kraft durch Freude (German for Strength through Joy, abbreviated KdF) was a large state-controlled leisure organization in Nazi Germany.[1] It was a part of the German Labour Front (Deutsche Arbeitsfront, DAF), the national German labour organization at that time. Set up as a tool to promote the advantages of National Socialism to the people, it soon became the world's largest tourism operator of the 1930s"
At this point Xenoneb posted in thread that people who want to participate in vig or defense groups should contact him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaropolk
I do not dig what the Center beat is, so I try to respond without giving this away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
Monty catches on and cuts me off, although I don't know what the deal with the wedding is. Am I invited? Will there be cake?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaropolk
I failed a vig attempt on Monty at this point and reveal so in thread. Same day he PMs me:Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
Make of that what you will. I would prefer to get rid of Monty, but by the same token I don't have the time to organize a succesfull hit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
Not enough to be worth a kill in my opinion.
What is with everyone screwing around with lolcommies and lolnazis and trollface? This is serious, we have a game to win here! I r serius kat.
Cue the music...Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
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Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Ey! I am the DJ around here! I will have order! I will have justice! I will have perfection! No one plays unauthorized musics. Don't encroach on my gig, seriously, I think it's one of the more creative things I've done in mafia and for someone to rip me off would be not on.
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Originally Posted by Babyface Corleone
So I got a letter in my mailbox from a "Babyface" Corleone
Seems like the Pentangeli interview is causing a stir among the Corleones. Not sure if that's just the tip of the iceberg or not.
You need to start playing the songs I suggest then. Where's the Ke$ha? The Britney? GaGa? Avril? And you call yourself a DJ? :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
:tongue:
There has been a request for an extension. Since I have been having phone problems myself and lost about half my writing time, this is now being approved. 1100 Eastern Tomorrow.
Where's the Pokemon songs I've been requesting!?
To be clear, I'll play a few songs every day, but I won't spam up the thread, and;
If you request a pokemon song that you and maybe one other person might enjoy, and others suggest a better song, I'll play that one.
Diamondeye's choices are less controversial, but still not to everyone's taste. As such I played one of his.