I suggest, if you want to be really corny, get a band together and outside her house sing Blue Swede's Hooked on a Feelin'.
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I suggest, if you want to be really corny, get a band together and outside her house sing Blue Swede's Hooked on a Feelin'.
Oh man....
This ladder theory is great! ~D
I love it! ~D
Whatever you do, don’t give up easily. ~D
Not that it is a concern for any of you, but it will explain some things; I just ended a relationship that lasted for about four years, and have been “no woman, no cry” for three months now.
That is not an issue. The real issue is that I haven’t dated a woman for four years now (besides my own one). Odd, how you can’t get it right from the start. ~D
I meet this girl, a very tough nut. Straight as hell in her way of acting and speaking, but still toying, elusive, mocking, arrogant and sexy, even if short. ~D Damn, I want that biatch! First evening I make my move, still reluctant how far should I go (I never go for sluts, no fun in it, and you never really know where she’s been :thinking: ), and that little nutcase plays me so nice. Damn, she is dancing around me like Cassius Clay, landing jabs, dodging my poor attempts to knock her out, beating the shit out of me. I get frustrated, she drops her guard a bit, lets me come closer and “WHAM!”, right in the nuts! ~D Damn her, but I know, all is fair in love and war.
Would you like me to put it in TW terms?
:book:
I set up my hastily recruited army, line them up and start testing her resolve with few volleys of archer/catapult fire. She responds calmly in the same measure, buried in the ground, defensive stance, provoking.
I hit her left flank and she bends, right flank striking out. I pull back, go after the right flank, and in an incredible gracious harmony she pulls back her right flank, striking back out with the left. I lose my nerves and hit straight at the center, she falls back with her infantry and starts enveloping me with her both flanks. I barely get out of it alive. ~D Damn, that chicks has some mean moves, and she’s been playing Jedi mind tricks on me quite well. ~;)
Multiple advices. Don’t choose a tough nut for your first war objective. Take something less challenging. ~;) Also, do as I did, fight at several fronts, do not put all of your eggs in one basket. In the meanwhile, I’m getting some good results with other ones, but none is as intriguing as this one. Also, do not give up. Learn from your mistakes. Try different approaches. And take it easy, m8.
The current situation; she has the high ground (yeah, I know, its over, Anakin ~;)), defensive stance, her troops are fresh, she has all the benefits on her side. I have only one thing that speaks to my accord; time. I will wear her down. I will pound on her again, and again, and again, until I breach those walls, tear open the cursed gates, destroy the culverin towers, break into the town, cut down all the defenders, loot everything and molest the cattle. ~D Imagine she going straight to me “Well, I must hand it out to you, you are a tall, sexy mofo with some brains, there is no decent competition for you around here.” And then just grinning, like, “your move, m8, and you better make it good!”. ~D
I will quote “Bloody” Richard after his seduction of the young and beautiful Lady Ann: “I will have her…But I will not keep her long…” :evilgrin:
Patience. Sooner or alter, the Dark Side will prevail.
That's some real stuff right there mate! ~D
This ladder theory(haven't read it all) brings me to one question:
Why do girls like assholes, outlaw bikers and other crap men?! ~:confused:
No they don't, it's just the fact that assholes don't take crap from nobody so the women have to make an effort. That's just how it works. Also the asshole wants "break down the walls and molest the sheep" far quicker then the nice guy who by first glance looks like he just wants to talk. Boooooring. You have to be prepared for battle my little medival friend. Say what you want and get it.
Yeah but, I'm not the nice guy who wants talking. And I'm not the asshole either, because it's not in my groove, except when I'm with my idiot classmates.(class camp on Monday, bleah)
I'm the middle guy.....
rofl@the ladder theory
it makes a kind of sense...someone hit me!
Yeah.... It's really off da hook....
Well, I'm meeting her today. I'll simply ignore her. Let's see how she faces it.
Ok well don't just ignore her, because she might ignore you back. Instead push her around, and get really close to her face and smile till you get a smile back. That should work. You have to an apeman, if you want to understand human mating. Logic won't work in your favor in the game of love. You have to be random and aggressive.
We're going to a mall, with a couple of other girls and 2 of my friends.
When we meet, hugs and kisses with everybody(except the boys!). So, not that hard. But after that, it's a different.
She's a good girl, and she's mostly smiling. We're going to a movie, hopefully a horror one so she'll jump on me ~D
And about aggressive, you're very right. :bow:
But not too much, or it's gonna have very bad side effects.
The force of unreason is strong in this one. ~D
Yeah definetly not abusive, just a little pushing. Tease her and go up really close to her face, and not just for the greetings kiss. Do it when you are alone with her. Like tell your friends you and her are getting candy or something. You'll find a way. The unreason will take a hold of you, and nothing can stop you after that. You are unstoppable. ~:cheers:
Enjoy your new found powers, and use them wisely young padawan.
One problem:
She won't go nowhere with me, especially alone. I tried it several times.
We'll see how am I gonna manage it.
Plus, hopefully I won't see a guy that I know. I had an argument with him, and he said when we'll meet again he'lll "pump" me. He's an idiot, bad marks at school, and visits the mall where I go very often!!!!!!! Hopefully, it won't happen.
Well, here's how it went.
Nothing special, only hugs and kisses and the beginning. She didn't want me to sit next to her, I really got angry after that. I tried almost everything but no avail. I'm ~:mecry:
Looks like she's slipping some words out. I told her who's my "enemy" to her heart, and she said: "Enemy?! No way!!" After I asked her what's the meaning of it, she said: "Nothing. Seriously, it's nothing". Very fishy.
What do you guys think she wanted to say about that?! ~:confused:
:help:
Err I'm confused, you said "enemy" or did she say "enemy"?
Did you get really close to her, and grab her hand?
More importantly did you try to kiss her on the lips?
These things are important, forget the enemy crap.
If she still doesn't like you then you should try asking her why, straight to her face. It clears things up and you get to move on. You'll have plenty more opportunities, just don't get hung up.
Here's the stuff.
I said enemy first, and she said also,after. I tried that also. The only thing that worked is that she allowed me to hold her hand. From the ground floor to the 2nd floor of the Mall. About 1 minute and a half.
Ok. I'll try that also.
Tried it.
She said "What question is this?!". She completed"What fault do I have that I don't like you?!"
"I just can't tell my heart to love somebody"
"I can't fall in love at command"
But most important, watch this.
"I fall in love, without knowing it."
Damn it...you turn it in all the ways possible.... ~:mecry:
And now is good time to ignore her completely and watch her drool. ~;)
I can't believe it's this hard though, you have to try and schedule some dates. Seduce and destroy! That's the way.
She is right by saying that she can´t love on command.
Maybe you can help her by seperating a bit as BP suggested. If that won´t work, move on I´d say.
I'll try to ignore her completely. Though it's very hard for me ( you know what I'm talking about), I gotta do this because I love her too much. Plus, yesterday we went to a movie: "In Good Company". Kinda romantic, too bad she didn't let me stay near her. Damn it!!!!! ~:mecry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Oh well, one conclusion: Love is blind. :smitten: :sweetheart: ~D
Many boys told me that she is very beautiful, so I have acquired a great virtue: Refined tastes ~D
And watch this, my ex-girlfriend told me: "Uh uh. No chances with her."
Any more tips guys?!
I don't want this thread to fade away.....
Let me ask you: Do you have a girlfriend?!
I had a...few, but now I’m collecting trophies only. ~:)
Even though my moves are rusty, I still know all the basics.
Number one rule is: do not give up.
If you are messing it up, mess it up real good, and learn from it. There are always other fish in the sea. But that you do at the very end.
Went to see the Evil One again last night. I climbed the hill, watched my troops swarming around the camp, raising trebuchets, digging trenches. This will be a siege, and I am getting a feeling that it will not be a long one. I feel the old strength returning, the Dark Side taking back the hold of my wicked heart. The walls of her city are high, the towers are ready to reign destruction and fiery death upon my troops, boiling oil is set up at the gates. And there is she, standing at the wall, seductive, elusive, challenging. Few more occasions for easy loot have appeared in the last few days, but iron against the steel is no test of strength. I want this city, I want to see these walls crumble before me, I want to set up my banner high in the ruins of her castle. I’m gonna beat her into submission so sweetly that she will praise the day I came to take her into my own private harem. ~D
Going by the schoolbook, and with few surprise sneak attacks I was at the gates last night. Then I pulled back. Oh, the sweet suspense! Once conquered, the sweet taste of victory begins to fade. I will have my time with this conquest.
Patience, my young apprentice. There is no speed in terms of speed, merely the issue of whether the things are in rhythm or not.
“Thus, though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.” Be mindful of this as well.
I won't even think of giving up. She's a real trophy. Very gorgeous girl ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by voigtkampf
She doesn't have a boyfriend, but she likes a 16 year old(bleah!).
Patience and cleverness is the thing.
Edyz, from the sound of that she doesn't feel very comfortable in your company - a bad thing.Quote:
Plus, yesterday we went to a movie: "In Good Company". Kinda romantic, too bad she didn't let me stay near her. Damn it!!!!!
I think that should be your first priority ; making her enjoy yor presence - not get scared ( for want of a better word ; ) when you hint on wanting to sit next to her.
As many have said before , make her laugh - go out with her a lot , and let her bring friends if she wants.
Don't make her feel uncomfortable by telling you love her - how noble this may be .She will think you want to go way to fast, since you guy's don't have a real ''relationship'' yet.
Just do the next best thing, tell her you like her ( sounds less intimidating than love ) and preferably when you're alone or when you really thing that she'll respond in a better way than she did before.
:balloon2:
Yeah.... This is the thing. I said to her that "I love you", so maybe that's why she doesn't feel comfortable with me. I meet her a lot. I've seen her many times this week.
Now it's the hard part. I really love her, and I won't let it slip away.
Edyz, how long have you been in love with this girl? cos there is like an "invisible barrier of time" where it stops being cute and gets wierd. It happened to me last year, i had speant a whole year going after this one girl and on a school trip to spain she came up to me and said back off this is getting weird. My point is, if she hints that it is getting weird, back off and love her from afar (not literally) be friends with her for a few months, even help her with any guy trouble and then once you've become really good friends you'll know weather to ask her out or not...
Good luck and when it works....buy me a beer
I like her for about 2 weeks. And I went with her and some friends out many times. Yeah, it's kinda of a restart.
And ok, I'll buy you a beer! :barrel: ~:cheers:
So you've said you love her? Missed that part… ~:verysad:
You are boxing with Mike Tyson and you just willingly tied your right hand behind the back. :help:
Rule number two: never say that you love them, especially if you do.
You are in a world to hurt, m8, Godspeed. :embarassed:
GAH! You never told me you said "I love you"!!!
That changes everything, no wonder she doesn't want to be with you, you creeped her out now she thinks you are some monster.
Ok now you REALLY have to ignore her if you don't want a restraining order.
Guess this is the only way.
I have to restart the whole thing, got damn it. But, how much do I have to ignore her?! That's the hard part.
Well stop showing intrest in what she's doing all the time , you can of course stop ignoring her when she starts talking to you- there's no need to be mean ~;)
And if you can manage it , stop / reduce the time's you see her ,but don't overdue it and make it seem that you might hate her.
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