Tips on how to attract a girl

Or you could just talk to her.....say that your sorry for freaking her out and that you dont love her anymore, say that a friendship is all you want then be the best friend you can to her, wait around two months and start showing intrest again
just so you know, you saying that you dont love her will be a lie! but the key is communication, both lack of and abundance of. At some points you may be required to 'ignore' her (not be a close friend) and times where you pay close attention to her(when your out alone for example, this does not mean getting "close" if you understand me) but soon, if your a good friend, she get around to loving you as much you do her, its just that you need patience.

BTW is this girl hot?

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Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16

Or you could just talk to her.....say that your sorry for freaking her out and that you dont love her anymore, say that a friendship is all you want then be the best friend you can to her, wait around two months and start showing intrest again
just so you know, you saying that you dont love her will be a lie! but the key is communication, both lack of and abundance of. At some points you may be required to 'ignore' her (not be a close friend) and times where you pay close attention to her(when your out alone for example, this does not mean getting "close" if you understand me) but soon, if your a good friend, she get around to loving you as much you do her, its just that you need patience.

BTW is this girl hot?

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I think this advice kinda fits well in the part of an intellectual whore, you know. Kinda risky...

~;)

Be funny, be confident, be yourself.

Well, you messed up big time, no doubt about that.

But only valid advice is to push forward.

Stop talking about love, hold your ranks firmly together and slow down your advance.

Once you jump into the water (by saying the dreaded “L” word) you can’t change your mind half way in the air.

You can only prepare for the impact. ~;)

Well,

I'll talk to her, no need to be mean, as Dutch_Guy said. I've assured my back anyways, because she knows that I also like another girl(actually I don't, I just said that so I can make her gelous, to find out if she likes me). So, I think I'll stick to that, so she won't think that I still love her.

I'll have to wait for a month or two, then restart the whole thing. But this time, progressively, or it's the Abyss for me, just as the Ladder Theory says.

@ian_of_smeg16

Yeah, she is. But I won't give you her messenger ID or phone number. ~D

Have Patience Edyz my friend,patience.Think of this like a siege.If you cant crush her gates immediately.Exhaust her with time.You have to think what she likes and offer her that.The confession about loving her made this really hard for you.You have to think to go around it and make her forget it.Its all about needs and how to deliver for those needs. :bow:

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Originally Posted by kagemusha

Have Patience Edyz my friend,patience.Think of this like a siege.If you cant crush her gates immediately.Exhaust her with time.You have to think what she likes and offer her that.The confession about loving her made this really hard for you.You have to think to go around it and make her forget it.Its all about needs and how to deliver for those needs. :bow:

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LOL Crush her gates...what an innuendo!
but he's right, have patience my brother and things will work out ~:cheers:

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because she knows that I also like another girl(actually I don't, I just said that so I can make her gelous, to find out if she likes me). So, I think I'll stick to that, so she won't think that I still love her.

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yeah , that's a good idea actually . And this way you'll know by her reaction if she likes you

:balloon2:

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Originally Posted by Dutch_guy

yeah , that's a good idea actually . And this way you'll know by her reaction if she likes you

:balloon2:

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She said:

"Just to tell you, Sonia(the other girl) is in the park".
Also she had her hair in a pony-tail and she also said: "This(she had that thing which keeps the girl's hair in a pony-tail) is from Sonia".

Not much of an evidence that she likes me though.

:embarassed:

You guyz have a girlfriend?!

If so, how have you "conquered" her?!

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Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

You guyz have a girlfriend?!

If so, how have you "conquered" her?!

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The DArk Side is powerful, my young apprentice.

Actually it was a blurry and confusing night (my birthday party), due in part to the amount of alcohol ingested. We had known each other for a few months now, but the alcohol kinda tipped the balance in the right direction. ~D ~:cheers:

HAHA! Of course the secret variable to this equation is alcohol. Why do you think it's so popular in bars and teen parties. It helps get people so loose that they don't care about being who they really are.

En vino veritas, is what the Romans said, or somthing. It means in wine the truth is revealed. And it's couldn't be truer.

Finally....

I overcame the hard part. I told her that I don't like her anymore. I asked her if we are gonna remain good friends and she said yes.

Now, assemble the army for a one month march to Constantinople(she).

@ Swords Master

Lucky dawg.... You got a birthday and a girl and birthday presents!!!!!

Well guyz... Bit of update

I told her that I don't love her anymore and the result: she's a bit more communicative with me!!!!! ~:eek:

Oh well. I'm preparing the army. I have to be very prepared for the siege. Couple of Siege Cannons, Trebuchets, Heavy Onagers, Sap Points should do the work, coupled with dismounted Kataphraktoi and Varangian Guards.

~D

So let us put this into military terms. You assembled your armies in preparation of the invasion of her country. Any attempt to make a reconnaissance of her forces/feelings were met in force by her armies. Then you tell her that you plan to annex/love her. She responds by putting more troops along her borders. Not a good sign. Far from an amicable invasion, it seems as though hostilities are about to break out. You decide to open diplomatic relations/talk to her. You tell her that you are interested in another country/girl and feint a withdrawal of your troops. She still keeps her troops put. She is not budging. Finnally you open diplomatic relations once again. You tell her that you have abandoned all plans to annex her and request the resumption of normail friendly relations. She agrees.
Well my friend, militarily this does not look good. Your morale has been a bit dented and any invasion would be uncertain in its outcome. Should it fail, morale will go down more. Somehow you need to convince her that an occupation of her country would be a good thing.

Yeah, well, I haven't prepared sufficiently.

My name is "The Ottoman Sipahi" who at least on the 3rd try conquered Constantinople ~D

My morale has not been dented. It would have been dented if she hadn't agreed the normal diplomatic relations.

Damn, I think I shouldn't have made this comparison with love and medieval war. ~D But older patrons might know that this is my running gag for a long time here on .Org, even before I joined it.

Edyz, you are in a mess now, the faint with the “I don’t love you any more” has brought you a little more maneuvering time, but do not fool yourself; you are on swampy terrain now. She is still on alert from you, like a startled animal that has heard a wig cracking underneath the hunter’s foot, ready to run away at the slightest sign of danger. If you pull another frontal assault any time soon, you’ll mess it up for good. You need patience now.

When on surrounded ground, plot. When on deadly ground, fight. You are now on surrounded ground, fighting will be your demise. Maneuver carefully around her, wait for your chance, learn all about her, get to know your enemy. You can take a completely different approach, hell, you must. And never, ever again say “I love you”. That is always dangerous and works only in movies, in my experience.

Not to brag around, but the last night I made some complicated maneuvers, fainted an attack on the west gate and hit the central gate instead, massing my troops and sending in a wave after wave. Then I stop, regroup, attack again. I have fought a lot of battles before, and perhaps my edge is not as sharp as it was few years ago, but I believe it has more to do with the fact that she is a tough negotiator. ~D

The result? I broke open the gates, the outer wall has fallen.

Not bad for someone who has been in 4-year long relationship and hasn’t dated any other woman in that time. Rusty, perhaps, but no old iron yet. ~;)

But I have come to respect my opponent greatly. I think I will push for an alliance rather then for a merciless destruction. She will pledge allegiance to me, and yield before my power, but she will remain free. It is a great joy to observe such a defiant warrior woman, proud, skilful, fearless and, last but certainly not least, beautiful and intelligent.

But for now I think I’ll enjoy some looting. ~;)

Oh, yes, the bad side is that I will have to pass on another WoW instance run this weekend. Damn, this real life thing is getting in the way of my gaming habits. :help:

Voigtkampf,

You're a real Siege Assault Expert ~D

Yeah, well I'll let her cool off for a month, and then start off again. But this time, march not rapid march, or the abyss for me.

But, after I become very good friends, how am I gonna jump the ladder?!
From the friends ladder to the "real" ladder!!!

Hard to say. There is no general advice on this a subject, a fail-safe recipe to follow.

Avoid bragging, yet inspire the notion that you are a cool, smooth operator. Behave with her almost as you would behave with your friends. Most of the time you should ignore her as a female, but from time to time comment something on her, how good she smells that evening or that you like her hair that way better or that she has a nice dress/outfit.

Wait for the right moment. You should feel when it comes.

Of course, if all else fails, try to get her drunk. :book: Cheapshot, but it works. ~;)

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Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Yeah, well, I haven't prepared sufficiently.

My name is "The Ottoman Sipahi" who at least on the 3rd try conquered Constantinople ~D

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Then why the hell are you using Varangian Guards? ~D

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Of course, if all else fails, try to get her drunk. Cheapshot, but it works.

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yes , but if you are that desperate , you must make sure she really is drunk, that way if something goes wrong, you can deny it on the spot; ''well I sure as hell don't remember doing anything like that , it didn't happen you hear me ! ''
And she might have forgotten it all the morning after.

Still I would recommend doing it , however if you're that desperate , it might work.

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heeh hee heee heee lol

This thread is a riot. :laugh4:

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You guyz have a girlfriend?!

If so, how have you "conquered" her?!

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With my concealed and impetuous 8 valour Mangonel, of course!! ~;)

But seriously, I made her laugh. I made her laugh her arse off, and for some reason she kept calling me up.

I got engaged to her last weekend. ~:cheers:

Shave your body. ~D

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With my concealed and impetuous 8 valour Mangonel, of course!! ~;)

But seriously, I made her laugh. I made her laugh her arse off, and for some reason she kept calling me up.

I got engaged to her last weekend. ~:cheers:

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Congratulations Roark. ~:cheers:

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I got engaged to her last weekend. ~:cheers:

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Oh, you poor bastard. ~D You know what they say; marriage is what comes after life and before death. ~;)

Well, honestly, congratulations! ~:cheers:

I was engaged twice, dropped it twice. :duel:

Got “disengaged” some three months ago.

Now getting engaged in some immoral activities only, with varying oponnents. :charge:

That kind of engagements is what I prefer now. :smug:

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Originally Posted by Roark

With my concealed and impetuous 8 valour Mangonel, of course!! ~;)

But seriously, I made her laugh. I made her laugh her arse off, and for some reason she kept calling me up.

I got engaged to her last weekend. ~:cheers:

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Well done Mate ~:cheers:
Any advice for us "un-comitted" chums of yours?

Remember-

"Marriage is a coffin and every child is a nail being pounded into the lid"-Homer Simpson.

My dad had a good laugh there. ~D

I'm baaack in business!!!!

Now, since I'm back from the horrible school camp, it's time for preparing and conquering ~D

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Remember-

"Marriage is a coffin and every child is a nail being pounded into the lid"-Homer Simpson.

My dad had a good laugh there.

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Or, in the words of a drunk (and therefore wise) friend of mine:

"Marriage is like a tatoo. Expensive, good looking for a while and the less you think about it the less painful it is." ~D