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David Duchovny [...] has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.
The 48-year-old actor said he did so voluntarily, in a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein. He added: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
Just ... ewwww.
The Michigan Fair: Educational as well as fun!
Also, candy designing: clearly not for everyone.
CR
Rabbit. Dude. You cannot post that link and not include the graphic.
How could I have forgotten to post that!?
Its good news for me though...
Just in time for him to bolt out for 'last call'.Quote:
Director Dr Daud Abdul Rahim said doctors got the nut off at around 11pm on Friday.
Sheesh, how stupid can you be? :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
Anybody with half a brain knows this doesn't work. Incredible. :wall:
But then, I'm scientific about this sort of stuff. So I know that the only device that does work is my X4labs enlargement device. I've only been using it for three weeks and already I think I'm noticing progress!!!
I think the guy must have been rejected on a firearm check and had to find something else to compensate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Mommy, I'm scared:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
We are the first company to design and offer Comfort Strap Technology, which allows the patient to wear the device for longer periods of time, thus letting you achieve faster results. This 1 inch strap covers more surface area compared to similar devices which use a inch "noose" to hold your member securely in place.
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Oh, where is Nurse Ratched when you need her?Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
It is not a Johnson & Johnson product??!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Hello? Is dis mic on? I know you are out dere, I can hear you breathing... Let's try dis again:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
So Banquo's Ghost says to me, he says "Nut loses nut but not nuts!"
Den I says, "Hey! Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her?! Bada boom!" :laugh4:
:skull:
Come on people! I'm dyin' here. You know, Nurse Ratched from the movie One Flew Over the Cockoo's Nest...about a bunch of crazy people - you know, "nuts". And Ratched, sounds like ratchet, as ratchet wrench...oh nevermind.
Hey! Look! Juggling! :juggle2:
Wow! That was a great joke Greg!
*Brings the house down with applause*
Thank you CA! Thank you! I'll be here all week - and please don't take that as a threat...
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This is almost too crazy even for News of the Weird: Islamic Scholars Battle Man With 86 Wives
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There was, however, a twist few weeks ago when the press beamed their searchlight on him, his lifestyle, his wives and children. He was so delighted to give information to the press not knowing that it was the beginning of his trouble. The barrage of reports attracted Islamic leaders, royal fathers, government and security services to the lifestyle of this man who was now seen as a threat or stain to Islam and society.
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Baba Bello who reportedly claimed to be very versed in the Holy Qur'an was quoted as saying that he stopped reading the Qur'an as far back as 1972 when he claimed to have been mysteriously hit by a strange wind which made him to have a face to face encounter with Allah which invariably exposed him beyond the scope of reading the holy book.
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Masaba had in media interviews boasted that no woman, no matter how beautiful, educated, exposed or old could escape him once he made up his mind to marry her. "All I need to do is just to show my affection and she automatically becomes my wife."
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Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
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Both hospital authorities and the state Fire and Rescue Department were involved in attempts to remove the nut.
This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises.
On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the Universiti Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient?s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it.
It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.
ROTFL
Well, at least we there's always the fire brigade to help you with this sort of trouble :yes:
Elephant kicks Heroin addiction
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Alistair Cooke, the Masterpiece Theatre host, was chopped up and sold for parts.
The brothers allowed at least 244 corpses to be carved up without families' permission and without medical tests, prosecutors said. Skin, bones, tendons and other parts -- some of them diseased -- were then sold around the country for dental implants, knee and hip replacements, and other procedures.
Some bodies were only torsos by the time the hacking was done, said Assistant District Attorney Evangelia Manos. [...]
Mastromarino's company, New Jersey-based Biomedical Tissue Services, took bodies from funeral homes in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Among the corpses plundered was that of veteran BBC broadcaster and "Masterpiece Theatre" host Alistair Cooke.
That's a coincidence. I jut finished watching Alistair Cooke's 'America' on DVD two days ago. Brilliant series. God bless the BBC. The series is 35 years old and it still beats anything that's on tv right now. :2thumbsup:
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Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Don't quit the juggling job and
It took me forever to figure it out. It took me forever, after the explanation, I mean. But I think I got it at last.
At least, I think I do... :dunce:
Don't want your secret lover to go on a vacation with her "real" spouse?
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A telephone threat saying a Dutch holiday flight would be hijacked turned out to be a hoax call by a jealous lover, Dutch news agency ANP reported on Friday.
The plane operated by Dutch budget airline Transavia was due to leave Rotterdam for Bodrum in Turkey on Tuesday but was evacuated after emergency services received a phone call saying it would be hijacked.
The Dutch public prosecutor said on Friday there were no indications that the plane was at real risk, and it was now treating the case as a hoax.
A 31-year-old man held for questioning was released on Friday, but a man and a woman are still being held on suspicion of supplying false information, the prosecutor said on its website.
ANP quoted the lawyer of the released man as saying the hoax call arose out of a love triangle consisting of his client and another man and woman.
If human junkies 'ignore the elephant in the room', what do elephant junkies 'ignore'?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadesPanther
The monkeys on their backs?Quote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
Who'd guess, here's more :jumping:Quote:
Originally Posted by Viking
Appendix Removed Through Vagina: U.S. First
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On March 26, 2008, surgeons at UC San Diego Medical Center removed an inflamed appendix through a patient's vagina, a first in the United States. Following the 50-minute procedure, the patient, Diana Schlamadinger, reported only minor discomfort. Removal of diseased organs through the body's natural openings offers patients a rapid recovery, minimal pain, and no scarring. Key to these surgical clinical trials is collaboration with medical device companies to develop new minimally-invasive tools.
You said you want a duck stamp? Oh baby, I've got your duck stamp right here -- you wanna touch it?
People calling a federal phone number to order duck stamps are instead greeted by a phone-sex line, due to a printing error the government says would be too expensive to correct.
The carrier card for the duck stamp transposes two numbers, so instead of listing 1-800-782-6724, it lists 1-800-872-6724. The first number spells out 1-800-STAMP24, while the second number spells out 1-800-TRAMP24.
People calling that second number are welcomed by "Intimate Connections" and enticed by a husky female voice to "talk only to the girls that turn you on," for $1.99 a minute.
Oh boy. Wait 'til the callers get the bill...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
"No operator, I said 'duck' with a 'd'..."
"Lady, who licks stamps anymore?" <click>
The dead have come back to life:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2681...ght-years.html
Or, a tale of keystone kops.
CR
I'm not sure if this is just pure stupidity or something more sinister.
It's pretty sinister when the government is taking away freedom like that. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
Tornadoes. Not a big deal, right? We get them all the time in the Midwest. But how about tornadoes in Siberia? Don't believe me? Here's the video.