I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
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I don't know about promiscuity, but I have lain with an ethnically English lass from the green and pleasant land. Do I get a candy or a sticker?Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
You get a cookie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Congratulations! ^.~
Seafood, birds and green paprika.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Is that okay or do I need counseling now?
And I was thinking I was the only one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Dang it. The Yanks have again gone where no Euro has either managed or dared to go. :shame:
The prosimian and Drone, that's two of them already.
Where's Kadagar when you need him?
It's like the old British saying, "They're overpaid, oversexed and over here."Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
oh dear god............ this thread.
Centurion wants to engage in the thread more, but is worried what people might say! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
No you fool she probably had others as wellQuote:
Originally Posted by drone
I suppose we shouldn't discuss the English vice, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
i dont want to looked down upon by the denizens of the .org :wink:Quote:
Centurion wants to engage in the thread more, but is worried what people might say! :P
Uh-oh, someone has us figured out! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Yeah, yeah, stop being a little puddytat and join in the conversation!Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
awww are you jealous im giving more attention to the other ladies.Quote:
Fixed.
its true when your on top you can only go down..........
And then up... and then down... and then up again? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Women really are worse than men.
wow Englishwomen are dirty.......Quote:
And then up... and then down... and then up again? xD
Tsk tsk tsk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
I was actually talking about this... :P
Insult deleted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
What do you mean by that? o_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
That was a bit harsh Fragony, you could have at least softened the blow with a smiley or something.
It's okay, no hard feelings or anything, right?
It was just a little joke, like my Nemesis Inferno one. T'is a really good rollercoaster. :3
SPANKING, we have a fetish for SPANKING? That's it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
I'm sorry, but that's just not good enough! What sort of vice is that? It's barely a fetish for Pete's sake.
The actual English vice is drunkenness, traditionally with bear. Every description of the English for 1200 years, both friendly and hostile, has included it.
Very right. I've never read an account of the English that didn't involve them getting regularly drunk with a bear.Quote:
Originally Posted by PVC
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I must admit there were some when I saw that picture of your cute pussy of barely eightteen...Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
...and I realised I would never own that sweet little kitten. :sweatdrop:
Cripes... that's just plain rude, Louis. :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Leave Kitney alone!Quote:
...and I realised I would never own that sweet little kitten. :sweatdrop:
She isn't really called that.
What does that mean? A lot of americans could be ethnically english, it doesn't make them english though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Who knew english women were in such demand abroad, we'll run out soon enough! Lucky I already go out with one then.:2thumbsup:
Also british people are the only promiscuous ones, most of the spanish people I've met have been at it like rabbits! and the norwegians, swedes and germans, oddly french people not so much (maybe I've just had a poor experience so far).
Well, from this I can conclude that Secura has lovely hands (and very fine finger nails).
As far as Scandanavians and promiscuity goes, don't even get me started.
I blame the bad sex education that teaches them condoms are 100% effective.
And that I love Bimbo burger buns! Hahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
It's not really that much better in the UK though, is it? Condoms on bananas, 1970s sex education video tapes (who even uses VHS these days?!), awkward talks and even more awkward questions... ¬_¬Quote:
I blame the bad sex education that teaches them condoms are 100% effective.
The strangest thing I heard is that Swedish people hate touching. Give your friend a hug? BIG NO NO in Sweden. (according to Swedish people I know, females at that. Guys never hug eachother anyway, only a pat on the back.)
dude you gotta hug in america. im talking handshakes everytime you see a friend, legionare clasps (i made those the new rage at my school), hugs for close friends with like a manly double tap, chest bumps on the football field.
americans are touchers.