The driver was quite clearly not putting Safety First when driving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
In other news, the absurdist rendition of the martini as a symbol for the moral and socio-political decline of America.
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The driver was quite clearly not putting Safety First when driving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
In other news, the absurdist rendition of the martini as a symbol for the moral and socio-political decline of America.
Eh, too bad he couldn't keep his load erect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Anyways...
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a show unlike that anything you have seen before:
Truly Enormous Pumpkins Crushing a Car
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it´s always sad when a guy can´t hold is load long enough.
The scourge of alcohol, I tell you! It's everywhere!
And if you wondering, yes, I am slightly alcohol-obsessed.
That's a smashing pumpkin. :embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Yeah, who didn't feel the excitement when those two pumpkins were dropped? :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Quite the squash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Oh no, not again...Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Heck yeah, the guy deserves congratulations!
:laugh4:
ROFLMAO!!
It'd be fantastic for any (unmarried) man to have a thank you ad in the newspaper for his *special* services for several women.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
I've never even imagined that pumpkins could grow so big. Perhaps we should be watching out for "The Great Pumpkin" in addition to octosquids.Quote:
Anyways...
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a show unlike that anything you have seen before:
Truly Enormous Pumpkins Crushing a Car
CR
LMAO! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Whoah, that's rather stiff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
A 5'9" man kills a bear. With a stick. Mucho hombre!
Why do I have a feeling that George didn't want them to correct the ad ??Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Come on people, get over it. It's just an ad, eh? Sheesh. :no:
What, no women ever placed ads thanking you for your lionide performances before? Trust me, it's not worth making a fuzz about. I mean, I don't need it publicised, but it is the thought that counts, right?
Bee Gees song could save your life.
Personally, I find the idea that the last thing I ever hear could be a BeeGees song rather troubling.
Hmmm while I don't know the song, I don't know how that is worse than "Nelly the Elephant" that we are currently told of (another one bites the dust does it too, but that is considered offensive in that scenario) :grin:
Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum. Is it so wrong to love a suctioned tube?
Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
Sucks to be him...
Meanwhile Airliner had a near-miss with UFO in 1991
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A passenger jet bound for Heathrow Airport had a near miss with a UFO, Ministry of Defence files reveal.
The captain of the Alitalia airliner shouted "Look out" to his co-pilot at the sight of a brown missile-shaped object shooting past them overhead.
Civil Aviation Authority and military investigations could not explain the 1991 incident near Lydd in Kent.
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And the files also contain a letter from a woman claiming to be from the Sirius system who said her spacecraft - also containing two "Spectrans" with "Mr Spock ears" - crashed in Britain during World War II.
UFO expert and journalism lecturer at Sheffield Hallam University, Dr David Clarke, said the documents would shed new light on relatively little-known sightings.
He said some conspiracy theorists would already have decided that the release of the papers was a "whitewash".
He added: "Because the subject is bedevilled by charlatans and lunatics, it is career suicide to have your name associated with UFOs, which is a real pity.
Doh! Someone flushed the lavatory. :laugh4:Quote:
The captain of the Alitalia airliner shouted "Look out" to his co-pilot at the sight of a brown missile-shaped object shooting past them overhead.
Not so much weird as, well, fun. Chicks and tiggers. :2thumbsup:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...grae/tiger.jpg
In honor of the upcoming release of Fallout 3, perhaps we Orgahs should pool our resources to buy a vault under central London?
If you need a secure location to ensure your survival in the coming apocalypse, or simply crave a spacious underground lair, then consider Central London’s deep level shelters. Built in 1940 as air-raid shelters, the underground tunnels have since served as a war room, library, and telephone exchange for British secret intelligence. And now you can own a shelter of your very own.
The Kingsway Tunnels, located 200 feet below street level and owned by British telecom provider BT, went up for sale yesterday. In the last few decades, the tunnels’ primary use has been for communications, having served as the telephone exchange for the hotline between the US and Soviet presidents. But the original purpose of the shelter was to withstand a foreign attack, and, at the end of the world, the accommodations should prove cozy for you and 8,000 of your closest friends.
Remember how Michael Jackson was going to build a 50-foot robot replica of himself, with frickin' laser beams for eyes? Well, now he's done himself a little favor by moving in right next to a Las Vegas school. Parents are upset, but I don't see why. So the school takes pupils aged four to thirteen, what's the beef?
Giant spider snapped eating bird in backyard near Cairns
So the Octosquid alliance has made friends with their land living cousins and are breeding larger variants for the war...Quote:
Joel Shakespeare, the head spider keeper at NSW's Australian Reptile Park, said the spider was a golden orb weaver.
"Normally they prey on large insects, it's unusual to see one eating a bird," he said.
Mr Shakepeare said he had seen golden orb weaver spiders as big as a human hand but the northern species in tropical areas were known to grow larger.
Lost your pants? Have $54 million spare? Former Judge?
You might just be this guy
$54 million? That's just pocket change.Quote:
An appeals court has begun hearing a case brought by a former judge who is suing a drycleaners for $US54 million, claiming they lost his pants.
"A written opinion should be issued in two to four months" from three appellate judges, said Christopher Manning, attorney for Jin and Soo Chung, a South Korean immigrant couple that runs the drycleaning business.
The Washington Court of Appeals heard the case after former judge Roy Pearson last year lost the original case he brought against the couple in a lower court.
Mr Pearson says he received a pair of pants from Soo Chung in May 2005 that was not his. When he demanded Soo Chung pay him $US1,000, the price of the entire suit, she refused, convinced the pants were indeed his.
Mr Pearson claims in his case that a sign reading "satisfaction guaranteed" on the shop's door is misleading and dishonest. He is demanding $US1,500 for each day the drycleaners put up the sign.
The original case is old news. He's seriously appealing the decision? That's utter pants.