What if a Astertoid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks? What would you do?
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What if a Astertoid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks? What would you do?
First and foremost I'd blame the politicians for not taking the NEO threat serious enough, as I already do. Then I'd study the potential for survival.
Re-mortgage my house. :laugh4:
Throw stones out of my window at passing people.
I'd propose to Angela Merkel then cheat on her with Margaret Thatcher.
Quite simply be rational, relax and go on with life as normal while considering potential survival strategies. If the prediction is incorrect, then I don't want to have gotten myself into a risky financial, legal or social situation.
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I would make love to my wife as many times as I could. :laugh4:
I go Eat Cashews And Milk until I go broke.... Oh Wait, Money won't mean anything though :wall: :laugh4:
I'd go crazy and commit suicide right before the news arrived that the calculations were incorrect and the thingy wasn't going to hit earth.:embarassed:
I'd propose to Margaret Thatcher and then cheat on her with Angela Merkel.
Give in to unrestricted hedonism, most likely.
Panic and cry.
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Steal a space shuttle then go and drop a nuke on the thing.:smoking:
Make my life happy
Get myself an underground shelter, some basic pots and pans/silverware, pest spray, a gigantic supply of ramen noodles, vitamin supplements, and bottled water.
I always try to live as if I've got only two weeks to live. My personal motto: learn as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die tomorrow. :balloon2: :sweatdrop:
Where to begin?
Hope that someone made a big mistake and messed up the calculations
Start digging an underground shelter and stock it with canned food and water.
I'd get myself problems no one could understand so that I could comb my brilliantined-hair from one side to the other, blinding one my eyes and weep sitting leaning to a wall with my knees drawn inwards.
Well that covers 5 minutes for me, so what next? :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
sex sex sex sex sex sex, sleep sex sex sex... so on and so forth until i am just a smoldering lump. 5 minutes later the meteor hits.
I'd invade Norway.
And I'd annex Canada.
I'm with you ~:cheers: ~:pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenring
And right before the thing hits the earth, I knock out makaikhaan and I'll hide in his carefully built shelter, at the last minute replacing the water with Belgian beer.
Muahahaha :devil:
:inquisitive: You're gonna use beer for the ramen? Interesting...Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
What? You don't already?Quote:
Originally Posted by makaikhaan
Strange person...
Anyway, i'd probably just go crazy. Not in the literal sense, i mean in just doing what i like. Hurrah for anarchy.
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Originally Posted by SwedishFish
I'd help you both.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
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Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
Want to Rule the US with me then :clown: :beam: ?
I'd probably try to get some weed and smoke it-- it's my wish to be able to get high at least once in my life.
I would go rob a bank. Hey, what they going to do, toss me in jail? :wall: :laugh4:
Get as much weed as i can before it all sells out, steal a nice car, get supplies food and drink (2 weeks worth) mostly crap, get my laptop and watch a few movies up a mountain somewhere out of the way and just relax and wait for the inevitable....
Well I guess I would have to fast forward my plans to build a giant fricken laser on the moon, and save us all. :yes:
Sounds nice~:2thumbsup: Please drop by to pick me up! I'll pay along for the weed... ehh, oh, no one cares about money anymore anyway..Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
I wouldn't do that if I were you; leaving, you'd leave the US open for invasion. Before you know it, tis under my ruling.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwedishFish
And call it a "Death Star"? :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marius Dynamite
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Originally Posted by {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88
That might not be as easy as it sounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viking
:hmg: :knight: :unitedstates: :knight: :smg:
If this thread becomes spamified it will be closefied.
If a comet were about to strike, I'd turn the Frontroom into one big spamfest. :balloon2: :spammer: :birthday2:
Only 'if', of course. :sweatdrop:
Nothing.
Knowing myself I'd probably procrastinate.