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Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?
Why are women so soft yet so very prickly?
Why do I get so many nosebleeds?
Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
What keeps you up at night?
Sex .Quote:
What keeps you up at night?
That was good I mean tribesey has had some good ones before but this time it was really good!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribesman
You are destined to be a basement-dweller.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Worries usually, or my cat who just can't come to terms with the fact that he is 12 by now. Did it move? CHARGE!! Anywhere anytime whatever it might be. Even when having sex which can be quite hilarious and sometimes quite painful. I mean the cat charging.
What the heck is sticky icky?? :help: I MUST KNOW.
Wow A texan who knows more about weed than a Californian.Quote:
Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...%20icky%20icky
I went to Berkeley and never used illegal drugs. I Phail as a stereotype. I have a very vivid imagination, so I was picturing Jesus having sex with a coldstone ice cream or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
That's what I do when I am stoned anyhow.
hehehehehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
weaksuaceQuote:
Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi
You roflcopter from the Texan Air National Guard!Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
Its the long hair, the white jesus i have see kinda looks like a hippy.... and hippys kinda like sticky icky.... so thus the conclusion is born that jesus must kinda like sticky icky...
What keeps you up at night?
Ironically enough the times i have to get up early, its the fact i have to get up early that makes it harder to get to sleep.... trying to hard probably...
That and daydreaming about my greatest dreams coming true or resigning myself to nothing changing and trying to accept the fact
And apart from all that crap i basically have a mental play through of my day going through various arguments and good points i could have made the time.... or some funny quick remark i could have made
Usually by the time im done with all that all i can think is how i would like a cigerette... its amazing i get any sleep at all i swear...
He was for peace and love. If you have ever smoked grass, I'm sure you can understand this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
political correctness.Quote:
Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?
To lull you into a false sense of security.Quote:
Why are women so soft yet so very prickly?
Dry nose or too much cokeQuote:
Why do I get so many nosebleeds?
GenticsQuote:
Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
I have a similar question: Why can't a I grow a mustache, but if I don't shave for a week, people ask me if I'm growing my winter beard.
Grades, Women, Future Job Worries,Quote:
What keeps you up at night?
I get that all the time when I have exams early in the next morning. I think, OK, I'll go to sleep early and be fresh in the morning. But when you actually try to get to sleep and concentrate on it then your brain seems to stay more active and you just can't drift off. Very annoying...Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
The Things That Keep Me Up At Night
Racoons.
That tenth beer.
Wondering why we developed 8 fingers and opposable thumbs vs 3 fingers and a 'gripper'.
Yanno. The usual.
That drunk Irishman looking inside my window.
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Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
um...maybe because he put it here?!?! obviously if he put it here he knew what he was doing when he put all the THC in it, and he knew we were gonna smoke it. Soooo, ergo if we would smoke it so would he.
Governments right accross the world are oppressing their citizens.Quote:
What keeps you up at night?
I can't do anything about it.
Just a few of the things that keep me awake at night...
My dwindling supply of money
Whether i'll get that new job i'm going to be interviewed for
The strange pain in the right side of my chest
The temperature of my room
co-sign.:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
here's a balloon.:balloon2:
What could've been. :shame:
Triple signed. :egypt: As ruler of Egypt, I give this man noble status.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
A drunk irishman having sex next door.:inquisitive: I'm looking at you tribesy.
Room temperature, gambling and losing, gambling and winning...
What keeps me up at night?
Wimin.
Nincompoops in government.
Religion.
Financial stuff.
EDIT: And right now, its some damn essay that's worth 20% of my anthropology grade...
"Just gonna check the org oooone more time"
Ideas for stories and games
What being dead must be like
Where Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal keeps his stash.
I'm an early riser, 5am, and generally sleep like a baby. There is no profit in worrying over things one has no control over so, I don't.~:wacko: >Sing it Bobby<
What keeps me up?
Not being tired.
Also the mental picture of the girl I loved making out and dancing with a guy. Its like 2 frames. And only one of the three guys.
What keeps me up at night?
school stuff....and OSL Round of 8 Games 3s (GGPlay v Flash anyone?)
I would imagine that white protestant males account for what, 30% of the US population? And probably about 70% in the highest political and economic circles - how is that underrepresented?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Insomnia.
Assignments.
Drink.
all night games of Company of Heroes (multiplayer) for me
Joke....hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Idaho
looking for porn...
ups...did I say that out loud??
Not wanting to go to work the next day.
seems like a complaint thread, couldnt it be renamed to things that p*ss you off, while were on the matter i could make a list of 100....
Weed shortage.
IMO Most politicians know they have whity’s vote, right down party lines, but it’s the minorities they pander to because they need their swing votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Idaho
What is yet to be. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
Oh I forgot one.
ANDRES' AVATAR
Holy crap, scariest thing on the entire forum. If you are in your bedroom at night after work, with no lights on, and bam, Andres posted in the thread, talk about breaking your neck tripping over your chair hurrying to turn the lights on..
The economy.
My job.
My wife's snoring.
Addictive video games.
Wondering if I'll ever get total feeling back in my right thumb.
The Future.
I'm on strike tomorow, and I can't sleep. Demonstrations make me nervous.
Something that happened to me in Melbourne that I really don't want to talk about...
Worrying about life...
Worrying that all the lies I've told in my life will come back to haunt me like they do in movies and TV and books and stuff...
The fact that I am so insignificant when it comes to affecting anything...
What CA said...
Wondering why I'm such a failure at life, and how people still seem to think I'm awesome (they must be lying...)...
And on that happy note...
Good Night!
Wondering what the hell I am going to do with my life when I graduate in two years time, given that the economy will have fallen to bits leaving no jobs in the "real" world, while at the same the research councils are cutting back on the already hard to get postdoctoral positions.
Back to stacking shelves in the supermarket I suppose. At least I can insist that they use the title "Dr." on my namebadge.
One day americans will look back at the past and think "wasn't it funny that they used to always assume it was fundamentally a white protestant country".Quote:
Originally Posted by yesdachi
Things that keep me up at night:
Frenchmen on strike.
Worrying if Sarko will send in enough men to beat Tristuskhan back to his work.
But..striking.......french.........of course not. And anyway, France has a wonderful position being one of the only complete national self-sufficient economies that was pretty good a move. But we just got belgium and iceland but what to to with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
It was a joke. :juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Idaho
Even I knew Strike was joking. And I'm like, King Liberal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Well he sent hackers to break the link to the local TV news, at least. i'll post the link once it becomes valid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
And no, the cops usually hesitate before beating men in uniforms, and forest workers are not really pussicats.... Moreover the first chicken who came was... my brother-in-law!
But figure it, the demonstration was successful: today's wood sales was postponed and our manager's panicked stares was worth losing two days of wages!
Edit: link: http://jt.france3.fr/regions/popup.p...c25a_1214part1
I hope the next one will be in Paris, in defense of the Forest!!