Mini Game- Murder Manor [Concluded]

Murder Manor Mini Game

The full version is for 9 or more players, but the limit for mini games is 7.

I had some interested parties for a speed mafia, but it seems like we're never online for several hours all together at a stretch. So, I'd like to do a mini game to pass the time until my large game is next in line, or my small game starts.

Rules: (Read please or don't sign up :bow:)

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

1. THERE ARE OTHER GAMES NEEDING PLAYERS. Bigger and better ones. Don't sign up to this one unless you have seriously considered the bigger games. I will not steal players. This is the most important rule. Don't sign up until you've looked at every other game that needs players. It's just a "pass the time" mini game.

2. 24 hour days, extensions granted if I don't get a vote from everyone. Please tell me if you can't get your vote in on time. Max 48 hours~ for a day phase.

3. Night phases usually end as soon as I get night actions, but this game has no night actions, so there are only day phases. Therefore this will be a very quick game. The full version should be more complicated.

4. The game ends if you fail to nail the correct person when there are 4 people left, because the "mafia" will murder the other two after you lynch one person. So you get... drumroll... 4 chances to get the correct person.

5. Have fun.

Signups:
(7/7)

Beefy187
Taka
Captain Blackadder
Yoyoma1910
White_Eyes
777Ares777
shlin28

Count me in. I love your games :2thumbsup:

And I love your beefy goodness.

That cow is as adorable as it is frightening. :laugh2:

EDIT: @ALL
The usual rules for no private reveals, no cheating, no screenshots, or otherwise gaming the system still apply. Do I really have to repost them?

You can talk outside of this thread, but it shouldn't be necessary. Keep everything in-thread, on-topic, and sportsmanlike. :shakehands:

i dont really get the no night actions bit??? care to expand on that?

i think i'll be joining in, since there's not really any other game about thats started yet

The Murder Manor game is based on the premise that you're all rooms, not people.

Someone broke into my house. There is a murderer hiding in one of the rooms, and you rooms tell me which room to search. I will search through four consecutive rooms before I get tired and go to bed. When I go to bed, I have failed to catch the murderer hiding in a room, and therefore he murders me inside my manor.

You all lose, except for the murderer, who steals everything in my mansion and does horrible things to my body before disposing of me in a manner most vile which will prevent the police from finding the body.

More details will be posted, of course. (There will be 4 consecutive "day phases" and no murders until the very end, basically)

This game was inspired by the "Where" mafia.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

(In other words, a total theft and a rip-off! Kudos to beefy for hosting "Where")

Wow!

This is the first mafia game inspired by one of mine.. I'm honored :bow:

I'll sign up

You're in, Blackadder.

In spite of the game's simplicity, the stakes are high. You'll be doing what amounts to an endgame situation. Who is the murderer? Can you figure it out from voting patterns alone? There's not much data.
The murderer won't be doing night kills, and the writeups will be good. Specially the last one.

:robot:


Even though there will be no lasers. :cry:

I'm going to make each round's writeup a delicious treat.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You're in, yoyoma.

Rooms

Kitchen- a very clean and organized place with lots of sharp objects
Coat Closet- a neat and efficient storage room with plenty of rusty coat hangers
Dining Room- an immaculate dining area with heavy iron candlestick holders
Bathroom- a very sanitary bath area with a large steel wrench under the sink
Living Room- an elegant and spotless relaxation room with a fireplace containing a metal fire poker
Basement- a cold and dark storage area containing a gasoline powered chainsaw
Bedroom- a warm and confortable sleeping area containing a hidden antique revolver
Study- a cozy and quiet place to study containing several large bookcases and a letter opener
Attic- a spacious and finished attic containing several bundles of electrical cords

The original game started with 9. So I will randomly cross off two rooms, randomly give people their role messages, and give the murderer a room to hide in.

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The Murder Manor is owned by Askthepizzaguy. He comes home and finds the door open, with signs of forced entry. Unsure of whether or not anyone is still in the house, he must search each room to try to find the intruder. Each room has a player assigned to it. The players vote during the day phase to determine which room Askthepizzaguy should search. When a room is searched, it is searched very, very thoroughly, and the entire room is a gigantic mess, and the player assigned to that room may no longer vote. Askthepizzaguy is too tired to search every single room, so when it gets down to the final 4 rooms, he can only search one more and then he will have to go to bed. If one of the three remaining rooms has the intruder, he exits the room and murders Askthepizzaguy.

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I am IN other games should still take a while to start:juggle2:

PHEW IM GLAD I DIDNT MISS THIS


Sexy

I requested TheFlax join this one since he dropped from Psycho.

However, if Flax declines, I still want another player. :smash:

In if not too late :bow:

I'll give my "reserved" spot to shlin28, even though this looks like loads of fun, I'm pretty busy in the next few days. Enjoy!

You're in Shlin and that's 7/7. Game will start as soon as role PMS go out.

Hmmm... I'm going to not open a separate thread. For a game this small, it makes no sense to start a fresh one.

Thanks :bow:

Signups:
(7/7)

Beefy187
Taka
Captain Blackadder
Yoyoma1910
White_Eyes
777Ares777
shlin28

Doing role pms now, and the 24-hour round begins when all of them have been read. However, you can vote and discuss before then.

Gentlemen, I declare that I am fully sanitized for your protection.



~;p

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Everyone now has their role PM.

Day One

It was a cold winter. Askthepizzaguy hated the cold... he had grown up in a northern state, and it was always gray and cloudy, windy, and the ground was always covered with ice and slush. His driver pulled up the long and winding path to Pizzaguy Manor, passing the many gargoyle statues along the way which had become covered in the droppings of the pesky black birds which nested in the towers of the perimeter walls of the compound. After returning from his "business" trip to the gameroom, he was exhausted from the jet lag and the entire month of February. He had been moderately successful using the Device, but it still needed work. As he was lost in thought, his cell phone rang.

"What is the status, Q?
...
That sounds about right. I believe that would make an excellent addition to the program. They won't know what hit them. Has anyone figured out where the lab is yet?
...
Ok good, then our security hasn't been compromised. I'll send you further designs as they come to me, but I need to take a break from it this week. I'll be sending you a time-encrypted message with the next phone number shortly."

Askthepizzaguy flipped the phone closed, and took a small device out of his pocket, which was coated with adhesive on one side. He stuck it to the phone, and lowered the bulletproof glass window. He pushed a button and tossed the phone out towards the gargoyle statues and the black birds which were pooping all over them. The phone exploded in a massive fireball, and he easily took out 70 or 80 of those pesky birds. "I must remember to go back and pick up all the pesetas, bullets, and hand grenades they dropped" Pizzaguy thought to himself. "I never liked that particular statue anyway."

The limousine pulled up to the Manor, and the driver let Pizzaguy out of the vehicle. He could see that the front door had been kicked open. Why hadn't the alarm system gone off? Bloody hell. A $40,000 state of the art alarm system, and it didn't even go off. He ordered the driver to leave the property immediately, and Pizzaguy took out his silenced pistol and approached his manor with a look of extreme wrath at having his living space violated. "Whoever you are... you're going to regret ever having crossed me..." he muttered to himself.

Pizzaguy kicked the front door fully open, and immediately checked the Security Room, where the monitors had been disabled, and the computer system was smashed to hell. The entire system appeared to have been tampered with by some programming means, and then after the alarm system had been deactivated, the device had been smashed to bits with the repeated blows of some kind of blunt object. Pizzaguy shook his head, but he knew he could not call the police to investigate this crime scene, for he had been dealing in illegal activities himself quite a bit lately. He had just recently burned down an entire British community over at the TWC, with the victims covered in gasoline and tied together with rope. It had been necessary. Now it was necessary to destroy this intruder, and return to building the Device.



You must tell me which Rooms to search. You have 4 chances of nailing the intruder. If you fail, I will be brutally murdered, and you all lose, because the rooms will be destroyed... the intruder plans to plant a bomb which will destroy Pizzaguy Manor.

Make your choices wisely. Day phase begins now, and will end after everyone has voted and 24 hours have passed. Extensions will be granted if not everyone has voted. Max 48~ hours per turn.


RULES: Read before continuing. Not optional. :laugh4:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

1. Don't cheat or do anything unsportsmanlike
2. Vote for a ROOM to search, not a player
3. Public or private reveals are allowed.
4. Quoting the host's PM is allowed.
5. Rooms were distributed randomly via random.org.
6. There are no night phases, only 4 consecutive day rounds.
7. No screenshots, or otherwise ironclad proof of your innocence. Please play this game legitimately, using guessing and logic, not rule workarounds.
8. Respect the spirit of these rules. Even if you do something that is technically legal, but should be covered by the prohibition against cheating or unsportsmanlike conduct, you could face a permanent ban from my games.
9. If you accidentally do something you're not sure is legal, come talk to me, and all will be forgiven.

............ignore

Ah. Forgot to post the rooms.

Remember to vote for a Room, not a player.

Rooms remaining: 7/7

Bedroom
Living Room
Bathroom
Basement
Dining Room
Coat Closet
Kitchen

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Well that is gonna make this like poker.....:smoking:

Vote:Coat Closet I think he the intruder would hide in there.....let's :smg: him and save ATPG :charge:

hmmm... Vote:Basement

My TWC game has a similar mechanic, feel free to look through this thread for tactics, common ones are looking for voting patterns, however the variation is that ATPG's rooms are equal which gives his game thw twist that makes clue finding even more impossible! :beam:


Linky

I'm sure ATPG cares little about damage done in his Coat Closet, I don't think it would be irregular of me to vote in sync vote: Coat Closet

I wonder if I should get a account on the TWC....
but I want to know how many here have a account there?:idea2:
:thinking2:

Only one more player needs to read their role pm. If people want the round to proceed to the next one once everyone has voted, please say so.

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

I wonder if I should get a account on the TWC....
but I want to know how many here have a account there?:idea2:
:thinking2:

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There's a bunch. Me, Ares, Blackadder, Beefy, Andres, Chaotix, Merlox, Warman... a lot.

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

I wonder if I should get a account on the TWC....
but I want to know how many here have a account there?:idea2:
:thinking2:

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If I can remember, Ares (Thermal Mercury a mod in mafia section), ATPG, Chaotix, Seamus, Andres, Sapi, me.

Join TWC! I will be hosting Fillet Royale II there in few months :yes:

I hope I haven't forgot anyone.

As for which room, Bathroom is obviously the detective :beam:
I Vote: Basement as its dark and its scary and all scums like dark places.

I guess I will get a account there.....still I love the ORG...not much can change that....:2thumbsup:
and the Basement....dark and scary....I guess it would be a little too obvious....:juggle2:

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

I guess I will get a account there.....still I love the ORG...not much can change that....:2thumbsup:
and the Basement....dark and scary....I guess it would be a little too obvious....:juggle2:

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That's true... I mainly voted it because Pizza loves him some chainsaw action.


My second guess is the Dining room. Large candle sticks for bashing.

I gave it to the vacuum cleaner in "Where" and that was the only player who wasn't a furniture :laugh4:

I suggest we lynch the obvious choices first. Closet will be good too

Thing are always in the last place you expect thus

VOTE LIVING ROOM

Coat Closet: 2 (White_Eyes, 777Ares777)
Basement: 2 (Yoyoma1910, Beefy187)
Living Room: 1 (Captain Blackadder)

Not voting: Taka, shlin28

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Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder

Thing are always in the last place you expect thus

VOTE LIVING ROOM

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Yea Its who you least expect them to be guilty...

Oh the irony.. And coincidence. :wall:

Beefy=Living Room???:idea2:

Bingo White_eyes:2thumbsup:

Search: Living room

coz the bad guy is hiding behind the sofa, i know he must be :laugh4:

Coat Closet: 2 (White_Eyes, 777Ares777)
Basement: 2 (Yoyoma1910, Beefy187)
Living Room: 2 (Captain Blackadder, Taka)

Looks like shlin28 is the tiebreaker vote.


This is my 5000th post. :balloon:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

This is my 5000th post. :balloon:

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Congratulations :2thumbsup: ...

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Coat Closet: 2 (White_Eyes, 777Ares777)
Basement: 2 (Yoyoma1910, Beefy187)
Living Room: 2 (Captain Blackadder, Taka)

Looks like shlin28 is the tiebreaker vote.


This is my 5000th post. :balloon:

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Congratulations :balloon2:

Gentlemen, here are the room with weaponry that are going on.:

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Kitchen- a very clean and organized place with lots of sharp objects
Coat Closet- a neat and efficient storage room with plenty of rusty coat hangers
Dining Room- an immaculate dining area with heavy iron candlestick holders
Bathroom- a very sanitary bath area with a large steel wrench under the sink
Living Room- an elegant and spotless relaxation room with a fireplace containing a metal fire poker
Basement- a cold and dark storage area containing a gasoline powered chainsaw
Bedroom- a warm and comfortable sleeping area containing a hidden antique revolver

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Let's keep this in mind as we go through our suspects.


The security system was bludgeoned, that's probably a clue.

The most obvious choices would be these:

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Dining Room- an immaculate dining area with heavy iron candlestick holders
Bathroom- a very sanitary bath area with a large steel wrench under the sink
Living Room- an elegant and spotless relaxation room with a fireplace containing a metal fire poker

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Of course, that might be too obvious, and there to throw us off.


This round I'm personally going for a less likely area based on object, in this case, the chain saw.

After that, and depending on write ups, I'm going to focus on more likely areas.

I personally will not be voting for the bathroom, even though there is a wrench there, as it has not been touched by hands other than 00Pizza.

Yoyoma: :balloon2:

:bow:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Yoyoma: :balloon2:

:bow:

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Hah. Contrary to my sig, if you want my kingdom a ballon is not enough, you'll have to play:

https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/...0/NSbanner.jpg

Everyone has a cooler signature than me... ~:mecry:

And why does everyone have their own graphics department? I demand equal treatment. I'll sue the Federal Government! I demand reparations for this injustice! I want what I am entitled to! If I do not get my own private jet this instant, I will throw a tantrum.

Just waiting on shlin28.... itching to do the writeup... yes, a fun writeup...

Wow... er... Vote: Living Room

:sweatdrop:

Living Room: 3 (Captain Blackadder, Taka, shlin28)
Coat Closet: 2 (White_Eyes, 777Ares777)
Basement: 2 (Yoyoma1910, Beefy187)

The end of the round approaches. However, there is time left, and there is a chance for the Living Room player to tie things up, and I'd like to give him that chance.

1800 hours ends the round.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Living Room: 3 (Captain Blackadder, Taka, shlin28)
Coat Closet: 2 (White_Eyes, 777Ares777)
Basement: 2 (Yoyoma1910, Beefy187)

The end of the round approaches. However, there is time left, and there is a chance for the Living Room player to tie things up, and I'd like to give him that chance.

1800 hours ends the round.

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:holmes:

Is that because he is guilty?

~;p

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Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910

:holmes:

Is that because he is guilty?

~;p

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There's only one way to find out. :laugh2:

It's fair to allow people to break a tie on themselves if they can, especially if there are still 3 1/2 hours left in the round, and no one took me up on my offer to insta-end the round when I get all the votes.

So, I will end the round abruptly at 1800 hours, as he has already voted. There will be no 24 hour extension. Be careful who you vote for.

Phase One

Pizzaguy Manor was huge. Searching the entire thing would take all day, and Pizzaguy still hadn't slept since his business trip. Not sure where to begin, Pizzaguy quieted his mind and listened to what his intuition was telling him. There were several conflicting voices, but eventually, they seemed to decide on a course of action.

The Coat Closet was an obvious choice. It seemed to be the quickest thing to search, and it would be an excellent hiding place for the intruder. However, Pizzaguy's Coat Closet was secretly an entrance to his underground laboratory, and even though there was false wall, and beyond that and a "Get Smart" style series of security doors leading to the Elevator, the security systems had been disabled. In order to properly search the Coat Closet, he would have to enter the Lab as well.

Then of course there was the Basement; a typical-looking finished storage level which contained the usual tractor lawnmower, groundskeeping equipment, bags of fertilizer, laundry room, deep freezer, power tools, chainsaw, the dog kennel, and the spacious garage where Pizzaguy keeps his antique musclecars and his ride of choice; the 2009 Mercedes-Benz SLR

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/...guy/hotrod.jpg

The Basement was pretty massive, though, and there were plenty of hiding places down there.

Finally, the Living Room seemed like a good place to check. It was closer to the front door than the other rooms, and it made sense to do a systematic search of the mansion. The question was, should he begin at the top or the bottom? Or should he start checking this floor and then work his way around to the other rooms? He wanted to catch the intruder quickly. After much deliberating, he finally decided to search the Living Room, because it seemed most logical at the time. Askthepizzaguy worked like a madman; which is true of everything he does, even in the Bedroom. But although that would be a delightful signature, it wasn't intended as a clue.

After searching feverishly for hours, Askthepizzaguy stumbled and smashed against the fourth wall, breaking it completely. What a terrible, terrible mess he had made of the place, and yet, no intruder. Pizzaguy was disgusted by the mess he had made, and thought to himself "I'll clean this up later..." There were more rooms that needed searching. He took out a set of keys and locked the door to the Living Room room good and tight. One down, and so many left to go.

One of the voices in Pizzaguy's head went silent.


Rooms remaining: 6/7

Bedroom
Bathroom
Basement
Dining Room
Coat Closet
Kitchen

Searched: 1/7

Living Room- Beefy187

Begin Phase Two

"No intruder in that room. I'm pretty tired but I can handle a few more rooms. Where else should I search?" Pizzaguy wondered to himself.

Beefy, you may of course still contribute to the discussion but you can no longer vote.

lynch shlin.. NOW:smash:

So I wake up and I was already lynched.. Aww..

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Originally Posted by shlin28

Wow... er... Vote: Living Room

:sweatdrop:

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I am going with the fact that you are the Basement:inquisitive: Vote:Basement

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Originally Posted by ATPG

One of the voices in Pizzaguy's head went silent.

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i knew he was a little crazy......

Vote: bedroom

its the only other room he mentions that wasnt in the tie (although it was meant for something else lol)

Well what was I supposed to do? I have to break the tie somehow.:no:

Vote: Basement happy?

:clown:

The basement is a a choice worth considering.


Again, I'm basing that on what I believe to be Pizza's own bias towards the chainsaw.


I also suggest considering

1)The dinning room, because of the heavy iron candle stick.
2)As well, the closet, due to the fact that it is the secret entrance to the Underground Laboratory.
-The closet seems that it would take possibly extra time to search now, too.

In an effort to rule out the bludgeoning object, this round I'm voting:

Vote: Dining Room

Tally:

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Basement: 2 (White_Eyes:D, shlin28)
Bedroom: 1 (taka)
Dining Room: 1 (yoyoma1910)

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Need votes from Blackadder and Ares.

We need to check the rooms that have blunt objects thus

VOTE DINING ROOM

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Basement: 2 (White_Eyes:D, shlin28)
Dining Room: 2 (yoyoma1910, Captain Blackadder)
Bedroom: 1 (taka)

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Just waiting on Ares to tie it up or break the tie.

Yesterday, 18:08 the round began. It will end at 1800 tomorrow no matter what, so be ready to break the tie or change your votes now.

vote: dining room sound reasoning yoyoma, i dont trust heavy handle sticks anyway, chainsaws on the other hand are rather cool :yes:

About 40 minutes too late, Ares. :laugh2:

Due to the tie, there will be a runoff between the top two candidates. Everyone must re-vote, all votes are thrown out.

Basement: 2
Dining Room: 2

Everyone please vote for the Basement OR the Dining Room.

VOTE DINING ROOM

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

a duplicate post perhaps? :laugh2:

vote: dining room sound reasoning yoyoma, i dont trust heavy handle sticks anyway, chainsaws on the other hand are rather cool :yes:

forgot to bold
VOTE:DINING ROOM

happy now? :wall:

vote: basement just to be different

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happy now?

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No. Next time, show up on time. :clown: As the host, I told everyone the round ended right at 1800 hours. I can't bend my own rules. This is all your fault you know! :laugh2:

:whip:

:laugh4:

Tally:

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Dining Room: 2 (Blackadder, Ares)
Basement: 1 (Taka)

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Ok you win this round :stare:


But you don't win the nicest host award :drama1:~:argue:

I'll remember you said that. :wink:

Vote: Basement

*goes back to sleep*

vote:dining room

Dining Room: 3 (Blackadder, Ares, Yoyoma1910)
Basement: 2 (Taka, shlin28)



Not sure what I will do if White_Eyes ties it up. Sudden death probably.

Vote:Basement

Oh, bloody hell.

:wall:

That's it... I need a tiebreaking vote. And to be fair, White_Eyes, you just voted, so I need someone else to do it.


Sudden Death: Anyone besides the last person who voted may vote again.

Vote: Dining Room

Always down to good old me to finsih the tie... *sigh*

*sleeps*

Thank you, shlin28.

White-up to come. :mellow:

Phase Two

Askthepizzaguy deliberated and deliberated.... it seemed as though he were deliberately deliberating. A small voice in his head kept on trying to tie things up. Askthepizzaguy didn't know what to do.

Suddenly, the clouds parted, and a light from above shone down on Pizzaguy.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

shlin28:
ASKTHEPIZZAGUY.

Pizzaguy looked up. "What were clouds doing inside my house anyway? And is this voice coming from the hallway light or what?"

shlin28:
SHUT UP PIZZAGUY. JUST GO WITH IT. I HAVE COME TO HELP YOU DECIDE.

Pizzaguy:
Uh huh. Ok, I'll do whatever you say.

shlin28:
REALLY? HMMM... OK, DO A HANDSTAND!

Pizzaguy:
I'm not really good at doing those.

shlin28: (voice booming)
DO IT!!!

Pizzaguy attempts to do a handstand, and his arms give out and he lands on his face.

shlin28:
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Askthepizzaguy:
Are you done? Can we get on with this, please?

shlin28:
SILENCE, MORTAL!!!
VERY WELL. LOOK IN THE DINING ROOM, CHEESE BOY!!!

Askthepizzaguy:
"Ok. I always do what the voices in my head tell me."

Pizzaguy locks and loads his awesome silenced pistol.

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Pizzaguy wanders over to the massive Dining Room, and peeks inside. Everything seems to be in place, and there are very few places to hide. Pizzaguy checks left, and right, and enters carefully. He started opening drawers, looking for the intruder... and when he opened one the size of a jewelery box, it suddenly dawned on him how stupid this was.

Just then, he was hit over the head with a large metal candlestick holder, and Pizzaguy went down hard, dropping his silenced pistol. White_Eyes was standing behind him, with a victorious look on his face. But Pizzaguy had been practicing getting hit over the head, and his Getting Hit on the Head instructor had given him high marks. Pizzaguy was an expert at taking blows to the head. That's why he's so smart and so sane at the same time. Yes... completely sane... BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!

Pizzaguy turned over on his back just in time to see White_Eyes lunging at him with a metal crowbar. Pizzaguy kicked into the air and the boot landed right on White_Eyes' face, and he dropped the crowbar, which fell right on Pizzaguy's head. "OW!!!" As White_Eyes staggered backwards, Askthepizzaguy got up and started hearing voices in his head again. It was Beefy187!

"Go to the Kitchen, Askthepizzaguy!" said Beefy. Not one to turn down the commands of the all-powerful voices, he bolted from the room just as White_Eyes grabbed the silenced pistol and started chasing after him. White_Eyes shot a couple times, and he missed Askthepizzaguy by a slim margin. Pizzaguy pushed open the double swing doors to the kitchen, and grabbed a metal frying pan.

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White_Eyes came into the Kitchen, and fired several times at Askthepizzaguy. He used his awesome Jedi reflexes and several moves he learned from The Matrix and dodged most of the bullets and blocked the rest with the metal frying pan. White_Eyes, seeing how futile it was to use mere bullets against the Pizzaman, grabbed the first thing that he could find, and attacked Askthepizzaguy.

Blow after blow from the juicy, uncooked turkey landed against Pizzaguy's face. It was very wet, heavy, and slimy, and possibly infected with salmonella on top of everything else. Pizzaguy was stunned by the incredible agility of a man wielding a turkey as a weapon, and he could do nothing to defend himself. He had only been trained how to defend himself against an attacker armed with a banana, or a grapefruit, passion fruit, apples, pears, oranges, or cherries. Never a turkey.

Pizzaguy was knocked backwards until he fell into the hallway, and he darted for the Bathroom. White_Eyes smelled blood, and turkey juices, and chased after him. Pizzaguy immediately plowed into White_Eyes' face with the toilet plunger, and began plunging his nostrils. Because these were hardly lethal thrusting movements, White_Eyes began swinging wildly with the turkey, smacking Pizzaguy repeatedly with the wet bird carcass. This went on for several amusing minutes, neither man backing down, or apparently, realizing how futile it was to try to kill someone using these methods. Finally, White_Eyes kicked Pizzaguy in the groin, and tried to drown Pizzaguy in the toilet. Pizzaguy screamed, and bubbles emerged from the water... he was desperate. He reached inside his pocket, and got one of his little miniature explosives, and tossed it back into the hall...

BOOOM!!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The explosion knocked White_Eyes off of his feet, and took out several walls. Dazed and confused, White_Eyes watched Pizzaguy dart into the Basement, and he followed him, still holding the turkey. Pizzaguy had covered the stairs with bacon grease, and White_Eyes slipped and started tumbling all the way down to the bottom of the stairwell. There, he saw Pizzaguy wearing a potato sack with eyeholes over his head, wielding a Chainsaw....

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

White_Eyes' quick reflexes helped him roll out of the way as the raving lunatic zombie-man sauntered forward.... muttering "muere.... muere... muere.... MATALO!!!!"

"Not this zombie stuff again!!!" White_Eyes moaned. He ran back upstairs and headed for the Coat Closet, slipping once again on the stairs, tumbling back down, and then grabbing onto the railing and pulling himself up one step at a time. Pizzaguy slowly walked after him, chainsaw rumbling... closer.... closer.... closer....

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Finally White_Eyes got to the Coat Closet, and opened it up. He kicked down the false wall, which he knew about from reading the security room schematic, and charged down the "Get Smart" hallway towards the telephone booth elevator. He got inside and closed the doors, and looked around for the "down" button... there was none.

BRAAAAWWWWWWWW..... brapppa brappa brappa brappa......

Askthepizzaguy stalked White_Eyes all the way down the hall, chainsaw in hand.... muttering in Spanish about how much he wanted to kill White_Eyes and eat his flesh. White_Eyes screamed in horror, and began randomly dialing the phone... nothing happened.

Closer.... closer... closer....

Finally White_Eyes hung up the phone, and turned to meet his doom. Suddenly, the elevator started to lower itself into the ground. It had worked! He was able to escape!!!

Whew....

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The elevator had been travelling down the shaft for several seconds. All seemed calm, and White_Eyes started to relax. His hands were trembling, and his heart was pounding. He sat in the corner of the telephone booth, and waited for the ride to end.

SLAM!!!!

BRAAAAWWWWWWWW..... brapppa brappa brappa brappa......

White_Eyes looked up in horror to see Askthepizzaguy had jumped down the shaft and landed on top of the elevator, and he was sawing his way into the small, confined booth!

White_Eyes:
"Oh for the love of crumbs, GO AWAY!!!"

Pizzaguy shattered his way into the small booth, and landed on top of White_Eyes, chainsaw still running. The two men struggled, rolling around on top of one another, grasping the chainsaw for dear life. This was it... this was the end....


Suddenly, the elevator came to a full stop, the doors opened, and both men rolled out. They were in the enormous, cavernous Pizzaguy Laboratory.

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All around, White_Eyes could hear "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica, off of the S&M album, live with the San Francisco Orchestra.

(Listen to the song, please....) :bow:



The rotting and disfigured Askthepizzaguy appeared before White_Eyes. Defiant to the last, he stood up and attempted to use Reenk Roink's Wanax powers... and nothing happened. Suddenly memories from the Godfather, part III came flooding back to White_Eyes.


All the townies who had been brutally murdered by White_Eyes... and the terrible lynchings directed by Beefy's mafia... suddenly were Re-animated. Askthepizzaguy's eyes began to glow. Ichigo rose from the dead, as well as Seireikhaan, Tratorix, and CountArach. Boudica, TinCow, Jolt and Ignoramus also rose from the dead, and surrounded White_Eyes on all sides. He started to run, but was knocked down by Sasaki Kojiro... also looking fully dead. Psychonaut showed up and grabbed his legs, and started to bite down on White_Eyes. LittleGrizzly and Chaotix grabbed his arms, and pevergreen grabbed his other leg. Soon, the rest of the townies were upon him, and held White_Eyes in custody. Askthepizzaguy's eyes began to glow once more, and the town dragged the pale and shaking White_Eyes towards Askthepizzaguy, or the figure in the center of this hellish chasm which bore his vague resemblance. The town dropped White_Eyes at Pizzaguy's feet. Slowly, the chanting began....

Guzman.... Guzman... Guzman... Guzman... Guzman....

Askthepizzaguy's glowing eyes rolled back into his head, and the rotting flesh from his face split in half.... and his jaw opened... to reveal a large and grotesque eye which split his skull to pieces. The withered remnants of Askthepizzaguy's face dropped to the glowing hot rocks below. A teeming mass of slime and tentacles emerged from the hole in his neck where there had once been a head... and the tear in his flesh went down the back of his spine and the front of his ribcage. White_Eyes watched in wide-eyed terror as the spectacle continued. A long, slender, and toothy jaw emerged from the monstrous creature, oozing with bile and blood. Several long insect-like appendages emerged from various angles, and the entire outer flesh covering was discarded. A writhing, pulsating Plague Demon now stood before him, a horrifying mass of tentacles and eyes and snapping teeth. A voice from all directions, not coming from the Demon Creature, shook the walls with its command:

WHITE EYES.... PREPARE FOR THY JUDGMENT!!!!

Suddenly a dome appeared over White_Eyes, completely surrounding him on all sides. Inside this dome, was the Plague Demon Guzman, and all the townies who suffered and died at the hands of the mafia henchman, White_Eyes. Several zombies grabbed him and held him so that he could not get away. He watched the Demon Guzman, who seemed to be waiting for something. At the center of this dome, another being materialized out of thin air... It was....

REENK ROINK!!!!

White_Eyes was shocked to see Reenk appear, and then transform into the Wanax. White_Eyes stopped struggling for a moment, wondering what would happen. The Wanax drew his phasgana.... and cleaved White_Eyes in two, diagonally, then disappeared.

The hungry zombies behind him began to devour the lower half of White_Eyes' body, and the intestines which had spilled all over the painfully hot volcanic debris underneath him. The Demon's tentacles had reached out and taken ahold of White_Eyes' remains... and started dragging him towards Guzman's hungry, snapping jaws. 777Ares777 lunged forward, and grabbed ahold of White_Eyes's face, and dug his fingers deep into White_Eyes' eye sockets, and began tearing at the soft flesh, but Guzman continued to drag him screaming towards his doom.

White_Eyes could no longer bear to watch what was about to happen, but it didn't matter. White_eyes had his eyeballs torn from the sockets, and they were already being devoured greedily, crunching each one and causing the fluid inside to pop right out. The last thing that White_Eyes felt was a powerful gator-like jaw crushing down on his ribcage, destroying bone and organ alike. The jaws snapped open and shut very quickly... working their way towards White_Eyes' neck and head, almost like a wood chipper sawing through a wet branch. The mess was everywhere... blood and entrails everywhere... but it was all being eaten by the hungry zombies inside the aerogel dome, which no longer served a purpose, and dematerialized. When everyone in town was satisfied with their delicious yet scummy meal, the gnashing of teeth and the devouring of flesh suddenly stopped, and they all turned towards Toyoda Guzman, the Plague Demon.

The Demon folded itself up, and began to release from it's stomach a steady stream of bubbling ooze which flowed all over itself, until it was completely covered in it like a coccoon. The liquid shell began to harden, and the creature began to glow.... and several moments later, the shell split open to reveal Askthepizzaguy in the flesh once more, alive and perfectly intact. Pizzaguy looked around at all his townie friends... said a prayer to the God of Logic.

Cogito Ergo Sum....

Because being the living dead was physically impossible, the entire town suddenly vanished, and re-appeared in the town square, alive and unharmed. Only Askthepizzaguy was absent, who remained behind in the netherworld. For what diabolical purpose, no one knew. But the sun began to shine... and the town was once again ready to flourish. There would be no more Godfathers to harass this town, and no mafia henchmen to terrorize and murder... and certainly no one left to break into Askthepizzaguy's Manor of Awesomeness. There was a strange sound which filled the air, which had not been heard since before the beginning of February.

The sound of..... Askthepizzaguy not talking. It was like heavenly music to the ears of all. Perhaps that is why the Dark Lord remained in his netherworld lair... to protect the town from the awful nightmare of being questioned by Pizzaguy.

The End

(Ignore the next part about phase III... it's a joke. Game is over.)

Ok, Phase Three begins now. Votes please.


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So... er.... is it over? :embarassed:

Edit: Foolish me... shoulda read the thing properly...

WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Writeup of Awesomeness, anyone?

Meh, mediocre at best, I mean... zombies? That is SO 2008.

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