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with beer.... ~:(
every year my school has a prom-like event. no dancing and stuff, but people ask each other out. so to be a gentleman to my gf, i asked her, even though i thought i knew what her answer was going to be, boy was i wrong.
she said, "sorry, im going with someone else."
i need more beer.
How can she be your girlfriend then? Seems kinda weird...
She's your girlfriend and she's going with someone else? :inquisitive:
Just break his legs. :yes:
nah. she just called me to tell me that were breaking up....
:daisy: this. last time i get into a relationship for a looooong time....
Leave her, and you may or may not break both of his legs. I assume no responsibility for the consequences thereof. You may also post on FML.
EDIT: SHE broke up with YOU after that?
...wow. Some nerve...
yes, a nerve she does have.... :sad:
Damn, that sucks man.
Just find somebody better looking to take along, you're too young to be worrying about relationships anyway. A teenager with a girlfriend is wasting countless possibilities. :no:
the sad thing is that this isnt the first time this has happened to me...
why dont i learn?
Man what a rude way to break up with someone, a five year old would have handled it more tactfully.
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Chin up mate, life lesson and all .
Although she does sound like a bit of a :daisy:.. Also alcohol and break ups don't mix, try and avoid the perilous drunk voice mail message. A perilous mistake indeed..
On the bright side, this solves the whole her going to Israel problem.
good point! :beam:
Yeah I remember that thread about the moving to Israel issue... I think in hindsight you were maybe getting a bit carried away...
That was highly rude of her. Trust me, Hooah, you wouldn't want to end up with a gal like that anyways. Better learn of this kinda thought process she has then, say, 15 years later, if you get my drift...
But does she ?Quote:
Damn, that sucks man.
If she doesn't would he be so upset?:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribesman
like you wouldnt believe :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribesman
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Originally Posted by Tribesman
Don't worry Hooah, you'll get another one. Before me too! :grin2:
To really get back at here you should pm me noodz. I will then post them on the interwebz.
*Reminder* Her not you.
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Originally Posted by Strike For The South
pity we didnt take any.... :shame:
From what I gather, you deserve better girl to go out with.
That's rude. Try to look as if you wouldn't care about her, that's the best. And then break his legs.
Edit: The good thing is, teenage girls are a waste of time and energy anyways. Be lucky that she's away now, time to look for something more mature...
would it be bad if i began dating women older than me? like, in college?
My general rule, if it has legs and lumps and isn't a camel, go for it.
@fragony
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Btw, hooahguy... you just need to go for good university... a lot of better girls is here...:yes: cheers up!
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Drinking isn't the smart thing to do, if anything.
By all that is good and holy do not pollute perfectly good vodka with milk! That is by every imaginable standard a genuine heresy. Vodka should be drunk from a glass, cup, bottle, or even a bowl, but it should be straight. Warm/cold/hot is irrelevant. It will help you forget your girl, it will not prevent you from making really, really bad decisions with a phone, so turn that dangerous beast in to the proper authorities before you start drinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
Yeah, women are crazy. Gotta see a nutty one tomorrow, maybe for the last time, and I'm rather looking forward to it. Just don't tell my wife (that I'm looking forward to it anyway).
:egypt:
If you stop to think about all the bad relationships you've ever had, you won't be able to look ahead towards all the great ones you haven't made.
Its always tough losing a girlfriend, but eventually you'll think less of her, and then you won't think of her at all. Instead you'll be thinking about the new cute girly who tickles your fancy. *No Pun Intended* Or that could just be a lie...
Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...
Hey! don't do that!!!Quote:
Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...
Life is beautiful.... better search out other girls......
Great job locking this thread with one statement.Quote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger
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Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
What does the sleeping smiley signify? I am just saying I have seen threads in the Frontroom locked for less then what he said.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
Sleeping
:bow: Master Ichigo, please grace us with more words of wisdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
A few years older is alright. Hell...if you can get a girl, who cares about the age. As long as you like her. :2thumbsup:
Now if I could only get one...:no:
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Exactly what my post was refering to... :trytofly:Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Well, that's pretty bad. Alcohol is a solution but only for the first evening, don't go overboard and don't make it a habit.
After that a thought process begins.
Yep, anything between 18 and 45 for me but you set your own limits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
I remember one when I was 14 and she was 18.....................good times, and educational.:yes::beam:
god forbid!Quote:
Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...
@Husar- yeah, the drinking only lasted an hour or so.... then i was up to coffee.
Have you paid this fellow a visit yet?
not yet....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
but trust me, i will. but i wont hurt him. thats dishonorable, and Judasim teaches me to not take revenge.
and he didnt really do anything wrong. from what i hear, she was the one who asked him. at least thats whats going around.
All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her? I'm sick of women saying I can't hit them becuase I double there bodyweight.
I don't understand how soft skin and chesticles gets you off the hook for a hook (pun intended)
Just become a Puritan and then you can beat him into a pulp. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
very true, my friend. in my opinion, if women want to be equals, theyd better get ready for the rough ways of society.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Hmmmmm. Smileys should've been included. As a southern gentleman I would never harm a fair belle. I'm also close minded and slightly effeminite:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
well, i agree if the belle was fair and courteous, then i treat her with respect, but when they want to be treated like men, by golly, ill treat them like men. :yes:
At this point I'm thinking a double homicide+suicide is in order. Take them both with you Hooah! :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
(And remember to make a thread about it first... ~;))
Write her a letter saying how upset you feel.
Thought I was the only one. Show that meat what the law of the jungle is. No trees no escape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Fah! She wasn't worth your attention in the first place.
Just wait, let me getOsamaObama on the line. Can you give me her address?
Challenge her new boyfriend to a duel. :duel:
in the square at dusk. :smash:
Tell her that she broke your heart and that you're going to kill yourself unless she brakes up with this new guy.
Take time before doing this. Even though you have been taught to not to harm others, your feelings will make you say some words that could hurt. Just in case you did not know.Quote:
but trust me, i will. but i wont hurt him. thats dishonorable, and Judasim teaches me to not take revenge.
and he didnt really do anything wrong. from what i hear, she was the one who asked him. at least thats whats going around.
theres no point of trying to get back together with her. the memory will be too bad to forget, and will mess things up even worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Leave a message on her home telephone speaking to her as if she is pregnant, but arrange it so her new boyfriend hears it before her.
Try bringing genital warts into the picture while you're at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Chris Benoit reference. Not enough of those :laugh4:.Quote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger
I don't see why you guys are suggesting "getting back" at her for breaking up with him. So a girl doesn't like him anymore, boo hoo, we've all been that route without discussing the plan to tar and feather her.
agreed. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by KarlXII
i think this is like my 3rd breakup...
:stunned: All this talk of revenge and murder/suicide/violence... All I was going to recommend when I read the OP was to get properly hammered and blast AC/DC. Yeah, I know Thrash is your thing, but when you're feeling down, there's nothing like cheering up again, and last I checked Reign of Blood and Master of Puppets weren't very cheerful, uplifting albums.
Anyhow, **** that ****. She's no good for you. Go get smashed, pick up some random hot chick and take put your frustration on her. And mind you, I don't mean be violent to her with your fists; you have to use your head. :wink:
nonesense. some iron maiden/metallica songs are emotional, like St anger (esp. the chorus) and out of the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reverend Joe
love those songs, especially the second one, which i replayed for about 2 hours on a loop afterwards.
You know... when you break up with a girlfriend, usually the best way to start feeling better about yourself is to have a one night stand with her best (female) friend.
If that doesn't work, any cheap floozy will do.
not a bad idea.... not a bad idea at all.... :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
eng Hooahguy... I feel this thread won't do anything good for you if you don't take any sanely thinked moves... forgetting a girl with one night stand will give you more guility feelings don't you... I suppose you'd better:
1. start write your feelings, and arrange it into a book... then you can publish it and earn some money...
2. train your gun skill, and go to Israel... work here as a soldier.... (definitely better to be a "peacekeeper" than an exact murderer)
3. open your computer, and play EB... Works best to relieve your pain...:2thumbsup:
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Good luck, and don't forget to pray!:yes:
thanks Cutewolf, but im already going into the IDF after high school.
also, are you Jewish/israeli? :beam:
Set your school on fire.
In all seriousness you're a good bloke, you deserve better. Let her ruin someone else's life, not yours. Best of luck in your future conquests.
Bah! There seems to be some sort of general misunderstandings about drowning ones sorrow. The point is to get so hammered so badly the plunders which will result from boozing will take your thoughts from the ex. When the next morning you wake up next some 100 kilos weighing fairy princess and start wondering whether you should bite your own hand off so you dont wake her up in order to sneak out. That moment will be the defining moment when its clear to you that there are far worse things then waking up alone.:painting:
I wouldn't drink. But it is up to you.
i only had a few beers.... ok, more than a few...
:medievalcheers:
Sell all your music albums and become an emo.
Or her mom. Or: team up with the alpha male all the girls, bribe him with beer, and let him tell her that if she comes along at nine there will be nobody home. Make sure there is indeed nobody home muahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
Indeed sir, indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Hey, I am Indonesian... :beam:
Don't worry we won't hold it against you