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That is correct! The US has decided to embrace Dutchland (wooden shoes and all ~;)), and we have formed a sacred alliance! From this point forth, let not an American feel any ill will torward Dutchland or the Dutch, and let no Dutchman feel any ill will toward America or an American!
Frag and I are leading this Holy Alliance, and have plans for invading France all laid out!
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Wouldn't it make more sense to invade Belgium... and then get really drunk?
I say we take out the micro-nations first. Andorra and Monaco have been looking shifty lately.
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They may take our freedom, but they'll never take away our beer :knight:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
Yep the Benelux (that always makes me think of a paint brand but hey) countries are conflict zone for the great world orders. Belgium, if it indeed exists, is the home of socialism. Then we have the hardcore capitalist Dutch. And liberal democracy is left with... em.. Luxembourg.
Why don't you come to strayla, we'll have a barbie to celebrate, and so long as you bring a plate and a sixpack you can drink and eat as much as you like. After that you can invade us if you want but chances are we wont give you any directions and you'll just get lost.
For some reason I thought you were from New Zealand but yes that is a good idea. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
im confuddled...
Get with the times man!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
impossible. some say my mind is permanently stuck in the 80's.
Thedemocratic RepublicFascist Junto of Dutchistan hails its American allies.
Please don't tell me you're hair is in the fashion of Flock of Seagulls...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
hey if we're allies with the dutch now does that mean americans get 50% off on bags of weed in the coffee shop?
relax..... my hair is 2000's style.... :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
You should dye it so you look like your avatar...
hmmm..... an idea!
hmmm...that DOES present a problem since Texas is allied with France. We really couldn't invade Beligium, because I was told that it does not exist...I guess that leaves Britain! :beam:Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
What do you say Frag, shall we invade Britain?
I don't like the idea of targeting the UK, then we'd have to deal with the Tories, and Reds Fans (and then we'd have to share our beer even more). I propose a quick invasion into Luxembourg (I think we'd only need maybe one or two guys to do it) and then a pincer movement into those Neutral loving Swiss, they've had it a long time coming... they think they can I hide in their mountains, and produce clocks and cheese, and Nazi gold, I think now is the time to end it!
hmmm...you know what? You are absolutely right! Those drrned Swiss have had it coming for a long time! Nothing is more offensive than neutrality! We will take them all to the tops of the mountains and string them up by their watch bands!! War MUST permeate every corner of the globe! Too long have they been the bastion of peace! TO WAR!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
umm...actually, on second thought, I do like their watches. :P Maybe we should just find another target?:help:
You need to take out those damn kiwi's. Their sheep loving ways have gone on for long enough!
Plus they have no army to speak of so the invasion should go quite smoothly. :tongue:
Yeah, but if we invaded them, and subjected the populace to 12 Hour Days, 4 Day work weeks, with a moderately covered medical benefits package, 401k, and Stock Options to work in our evil watch producing factories, then we'd never have to worry about actually buying them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
hmm...I predict that such a socialist policy would lead to a substantial drop in quality and a standstill on technology research for said watches. ~;) The US-Dutch Alliance is strictly Capitalist and will not venture into any such Socialist watch making policies. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
Instead, we will simply invade Mongolia.
Do you want Essex? Cos we dont. :shame:
Hmmm...what does it have to offer?Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
An easy route to France.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
But we decided not to bother attacking France, so that would be useless to us. Sorry. :embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
You have to think ahead - when Texas declares independence guided by the Mahdi Chuck Norris, you'll have to take it out and France will be Texas' ally...Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
Conflict is inevitable, I have foreseen it... There's also a tremor in the Force
I proclaim myself King of Leichtenstien. :crown:
Are you f'in kidding me? They took on Sarun and about a million orcs. And they won!Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
hmmm...too true, I did not think of that. Very well, we will take Essex, thank you kindly for the offer. :bow: Sarmatian, how would you like to make it the US-Dutch-Serbian Alliance? With all three of us, we would be unstoppable!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarmatian
Ok, but then we'll have to take Brazil and declare Copacabana an independent state. I'll be dictator of the newly created country, deport the prettiest Brazilian girls there and pass a law making it mandatory for girls to go around topless and play beach volley at least 5 hours a day.
That's the price of the alliance...
hmmm...indeed, a very steep price to pay. ~;) Being theQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarmatian
malevolentbenevolent man that I am, I will pay the price. ~;)
I now announce the US-DUTCH-SERBIAN ALLIANCE!
FEAR US!