Wouldn't it make more sense to invade Belgium... and then get really drunk?
Wouldn't it make more sense to invade Belgium... and then get really drunk?
I say we take out the micro-nations first. Andorra and Monaco have been looking shifty lately.
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Last edited by Strike For The South; 05-21-2009 at 06:02.
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hmmm...that DOES present a problem since Texas is allied with France. We really couldn't invade Beligium, because I was told that it does not exist...I guess that leaves Britain!Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
What do you say Frag, shall we invade Britain?
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I don't like the idea of targeting the UK, then we'd have to deal with the Tories, and Reds Fans (and then we'd have to share our beer even more). I propose a quick invasion into Luxembourg (I think we'd only need maybe one or two guys to do it) and then a pincer movement into those Neutral loving Swiss, they've had it a long time coming... they think they can I hide in their mountains, and produce clocks and cheese, and Nazi gold, I think now is the time to end it!
hmmm...you know what? You are absolutely right! Those drrned Swiss have had it coming for a long time! Nothing is more offensive than neutrality! We will take them all to the tops of the mountains and string them up by their watch bands!! War MUST permeate every corner of the globe! Too long have they been the bastion of peace! TO WAR!!
umm...actually, on second thought, I do like their watches. :P Maybe we should just find another target?![]()
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You need to take out those damn kiwi's. Their sheep loving ways have gone on for long enough!
Plus they have no army to speak of so the invasion should go quite smoothly.![]()
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Yeah, but if we invaded them, and subjected the populace to 12 Hour Days, 4 Day work weeks, with a moderately covered medical benefits package, 401k, and Stock Options to work in our evil watch producing factories, then we'd never have to worry about actually buying them.
Yep the Benelux (that always makes me think of a paint brand but hey) countries are conflict zone for the great world orders. Belgium, if it indeed exists, is the home of socialism. Then we have the hardcore capitalist Dutch. And liberal democracy is left with... em.. Luxembourg.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Why don't you come to strayla, we'll have a barbie to celebrate, and so long as you bring a plate and a sixpack you can drink and eat as much as you like. After that you can invade us if you want but chances are we wont give you any directions and you'll just get lost.
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im confuddled...
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