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Random backroom question. How many have you slept with? Men, women, both, whatever. No judgment. (I refer generally to how many women, but your anti-establishment choices are fine. I a referring specifically to sex.)
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BTW: PLEASE do not jade this with your wishes of how many. Gracias!
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Please define your concept of intercourse. Do you mean follow through to the ultimate act, or some lesser acts not leading to actual coitus? :inquisitive:
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Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Aren't you the one who posts this poll every 6 months?
No, he's the one who posts this poll every 6 months and started the drunkard's thread. :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
Sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by rotorgun
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Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
Not only have I never posted this poll, I have also never seen this poll here before, Tuffy.
What time period are we talking about?
Last weekend? Today?
Really? Is it that vague? Come on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
To answer your question: Ever.
I love you.
alright, who said 36-40?
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just kidding
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Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Sinan :yes:
not kidding ~;p
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I have never kept a tally and I never intend to, even though it would be static now that I'm married. I always felt that counting your coitus was kind of ... I dunno ... distasteful, I guess.
Given the answers to this poll I'm glad it wasn't a question of age.
If that means intercourse.... no... I'm still a virgin :laugh4:
But if it means "literally" slept with a woman.... well, one.... (only take a nap together :laugh4:)
Really? I thought he would be the 51+ guyQuote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
Not sure, not terribly many but I didn't count
Mambo number 5.
Which means one :yes:
Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards. :brood:
Sex? Does blowjobs count?Quote:
Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?
And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?
*you know the area and act I'm talking about
Ok, poll over I think we already found our winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
51++? Oh,... HOW? :laugh4:
How many women have I slept with?
One.
(At a time.)
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Originally Posted by HoreTore
I would like to reiterate that I did not...I repeat I DID NOT sleep with any women!!
As a matter of fact....we were up all night!!! :laugh4:
My mom.
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If you don't remember it, then it never happened. And if she didn't enjoy it, then it also never happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
I have slept with Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters.
Then my score is lowered considerably...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
Bollox poll, no sense whatsoever...
51+, it's all happening in my ski resort up here in the Cairngorms. I would put all the flags from all the different countries they come from but there's not enough room in my sig anymore. British, French, Spanish, Brazilian, Puerto Rican, Japanese, Russian, Finnish, Polish, Czech, Albanian, Italian; some single, some with partners, some married, yeah, I've had them all. Not bragging... just letting you people on the internets know. But yeah this really happened, I don't know how I find the time to log on to gaming forums and tell you all about it. :beam:
Horetore winsQuote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
I've slept with more than 0, but less than 50.
How many in the first category are over the age of 30? :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Weren't you the guy who moonlighted as a prostitute? I can't remember what thread it was in, nor what led up to the post, but it was one of the more bizarre admissions I've seen in the Tavern.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
I've slept with less than 0. Beat that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice
Um, I don't think it's possible for the number to go down. You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past. Rather, the number becomes static once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
I think he meant if we look at his last 4 years the numbers falling sharply, compared to say the last 4 years one year ago... meaning he probably had a lot of sex about 5 years back...
Or at least thats what I took from it...
Where I come from the men are men and the sheep are scared... every sheep counts as at least a 1/2... so 3 1/2 atm ~;)
(1 if we re going to refuse to count sheep)
Why is there no 3 digit option?
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Originally Posted by Lemur
Vile thread, but as far as I can tell it is technically within the rules (at least so far).
Personally, I never thought quantity mattered more than quality. I can easily purchase a case of Budweiser for what I'd pay for a couple of glasses of a good red, but what would be the point?
I have no idea, i cold tell you over the last two years as thats easy, but longer ?????????
No... its possible... trust me, its easier that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Haha...Montana...Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
Anyways, It is a testament to my boredom that I answered this poll. Its not that I have intentionally kept track, its just that there arent enough of them for me not to know. That means four.
So let me get this straight. I should have been sober enough to actually remember if she like it or not for it to count? Otherwise it didnt happen? Darn my count just got radically lower.:bucktooth:
The 5 guys who voted 51+ are: Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Hugh Hefner, Wilt Chamberlain, and John Holmes.
Words to live by, young'uns. No kiddin'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
I was once married to a female soldier, who shared with me her Basic Training Drill Sergeant's motivation:
"Girls, there's 5 thousand miles of **** (male sexual member) on this post - of which you will enjoy exactly NONE until you can shoot, move, and communicate the ARMY way."
I always wanted to meet that DS.
Per the poll: are we measuring mileage or opportunity?
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201
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I don't think it could be that terribly difficult to sleep with many different women, if you kept your standards minimal. :wink:
Or maybe, if they kept their standards minimal...
Lost count.
Like my equipment, the number of my sexual encounters has been sort of in the middle...you know, average. As for the quality...now that could probably get this thread locked if I went into details! :beam:
Love Ya DA for having the guts to ask the tough ones.:2thumbsup:
That depends , there are occasions when a reasonably large quantity at once can provide the very best quality experience.Quote:
Personally, I never thought quantity mattered more than quality.
I've heard this argument used before. I don't know... if say fifteen beer gutted, chain smoking, mullet cut, two hundred fifty pound, redneck trailer park queens, could possibly compare to my one smoking hot wife... its like saying would you rather have a twenty four pack of Keystone Light Beer, rather than a six pack of whatever your favorite beer is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribesman
Dumb, Silly, but Important question:
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No... but I think that counts as sexual harassment or assault in some countries.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
Well, assume you do it to your own girlfriend......:furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
LOL :laugh4: If u do it with someone you don't know, don't blame me if u land in jail! :oops: It certainly was a sexual harrasment...... LOL
Well apart from the fact that no one mentioned fat ugly women being amongst those involved, the important thing you said there is those three little words....."I don't know"....plus you are trying to compare two very different things.Quote:
I've heard this argument used before. I don't know... if say fifteen beer gutted, chain smoking, mullet cut, two hundred fifty pound, redneck trailer park queens, could possibly compare to my one smoking hot wife...
I wanna see a ratio; postcount:number of sexytime.
Actually that could be an indicator number for nerdiness.
He he he.
Yeah, inverse correlation it would be between the former and the latter, Fixiwee :yes::laugh4:
But by this reckoning, Fragony would be in the top lowest, along with TeAr (as opposed to TeAt).
Frendly reminder to the Orgahs posting: Your hand doesn't count.
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But...but there is no negative option! :dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by KarlXII
2596:0Quote:
Originally Posted by Fixiwee
As of this post.
7318:1
But I liked that one :yes:
And Im thinking it may be two in a few months...
Agreed. Especially a slap on the enter button with a top heavy penis never gets old.Quote:
Originally Posted by KarlXII
Exactly HOW did you folks manage a global trading empire exactly....:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
with whatever that comes handy :balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
It's not good form to kiss & tell.
To those saying a high number by definition mean you have to lower your standards... Could you back that up?
In the culture I am from it seems to be the opposite...
The ones who have slept with few are the less attractive persons, meaning they also will have to make do with what they get.
The ones who have slept with many are generally popular and can pick and choose.
I doubt the computer geek who struggled getting a date at the school dances, and later in his years will be the one at work parties being the friendly shoulder for girls to cry on when some "cheating bastard" dumped her, will suddenly marry the queen beauty who is also great in bed.
I can only speak for myself, but the more girls I slept with, the more ways to get a females attention I learned, and the more secure I felt among women. Feeling secure around a woman and playing the popular role will enhance your chance of getting who you want a hundred of times over.
Sure she will... if the computer geek is loaded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
Sure, Ice but...
1. It's not like most computer geeks are bill gates.
2. Do you want a woman to sleep with you because of your money? If so, there are plenty of prostitutes around, no reason to get one as girlfriend :)
No, I wouldn't. I'm just stating fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
Would you want a woman to sleep with you for your looks and popularity? Where I live, that always ends up in shallow relationships, if there even is one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
People, people. Let Uncle Hore clear this up for you:
Looks are for one night stands, personality is for relationships.
Simple, eh? If you're looking for a quickie, the person can be as dumb as hell, as long as they're pretty enough. But if you're looking for a relationship, looks are next to irrelevant. As long as you can get a boner, it's enough. Personality is what counts there, as getting along with the person is by far the most important thing.
karl XII and horetore,
LOOKS and cool popularity is what gives you the chance to get anywhere further.
You can be the sweetest guy around, but you need the girls to notice you to notice it...
If you are just sweet you will fall in the "friendship trap", we have all been there I think, no?
The "friendship trap" is the easiest thing in the world to get out of; just get piss drunk and start hitting on her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
But no, I stand by my point. When I'm looking for naughtiness while drinking, I go purely for the looks. When I'm not doing that, it's personality, personality, personality. The kind of person I get along with easily. As long as she's hot enough for me to get a boner it's more than good enough, anything more than that is just a bonus, nothing more.
Stand up for yourself, just say no to trophy wives.
horetore, how about a trophy wife with a brain?
Some of us dont have to settle, we can go for the whole package...
I am in a VERY new position, given I am madly in love (and as luck has it, she is madly in love with me).
There are no level where she does not meet me, or exceed me.
I can however honestly say that I am very grateful for all the practise-runs I have had. Otherwise I could never have got her.
As a sidenote: having had loads and loads of sex with an asorted number of girls means I have picked up quite a few tricks. Being good in bed is never a bad thing (neither for the girl or yourself).
I would never want my wife to lose her virginity on the wedding night, geez, it takes thousand of hours of training to build up some skills.
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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
lol n00b lrn2pl4y, g37 4 tr41n3r. s0 m|_|c|-| 34513r.
Some people just have the skillz. :smoking:
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Originally Posted by pevergreen
Come again, please?
I wouldn't say it really takes thousands of hours to build up some skill... its a little daunting at first but once you know the basics its pretty damn easy to be good...
I couldn't really care less what a woman wanted me for.. if i wanted her its all good...
I'd happily have sex with any decent looking female just need a decent personality and id want to go out with them as well...
Grizz is easily pleased....
Just let the lady go on top the first time you sleep with her then you know how she wants it.
"lol noob, learn to play, get a trainer, so much easier"Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
Trainers are just automated programs that level up your stats in a game.
I did specify looks, now didn't I? Or do you get a boner from any naked woman? :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
My point isn't that one should get "the charming monster"(funny how kadagar read personality as "brain"..). My point is that after a certain level, looks don't matter as much, and you'll want to choose someone you get along with really well, someone you really connect with. If that woman happens to be Angelina Jolie, then woho, if not, bah.
There are plenty of hot women. Plenty of hot women you have a chance with. There are incredibly few women who has the perfect personality for you. If you happen to find one, I'd choose her instantly, even if there were hotter women around. As long as I can get that boner, it doesn't really matter...
Then your boner is far too willing, my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube