Poll: How many have you had intercourse with?

Results 1 to 30 of 135

Thread: How many have you slept with?

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Stranger in a strange land Moderator Hooahguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    The Fortress
    Posts
    11,852

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    alright, who said 36-40?


    just kidding
    On the Path to the Streets of Gold: a Suebi AAR
    Visited:
    A man who casts no shadow has no soul.
    Hvil i fred HoreTore

  2. #2
    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Mikligarðr
    Posts
    6,899

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    alright, who said 36-40?


    just kidding
    .
    Sinan

    not kidding
    .
    Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony

    Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
    .

  3. #3
    Nobody expects the Senior Member Lemur's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Wisconsin Death Trip
    Posts
    15,754

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    I have never kept a tally and I never intend to, even though it would be static now that I'm married. I always felt that counting your coitus was kind of ... I dunno ... distasteful, I guess.

  4. #4
    A very, very Senior Member Adrian II's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    The Netherlands
    Posts
    9,748

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I always felt that counting your coitus was kind of ... I dunno ... distasteful, I guess.
    Yeah yeah.. I guess that puts the Lemur in the less than 5 category.

    About 75 here, I think. Since I am now 51 and married now and have no ambitions in a certain direction, I guess this tally will remain definitive. I have never regretted a single occasion, in fact I am rather satisfied that I have loved life and women to the max. Like Jesus said: Those who would throw the first stone probably have a splinter in their pants.
    The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott

  5. #5
    Nobody expects the Senior Member Lemur's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Wisconsin Death Trip
    Posts
    15,754

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    Yeah yeah.. I guess that puts the Lemur in the less than 5 category.

    About 75 here, I think.
    Mm-hmm, so you haven't kept an exact tally either. Face it, Dutch boy, sexytime with a woman is not meant to be tallied, totaled and trumpeted. It ain't a numbers game.

    Besides which, I was raised to believe that a gentleman never tells. That way ladies of taste and style can get their freak on without fear.

  6. #6
    A very, very Senior Member Adrian II's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    The Netherlands
    Posts
    9,748

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Mm-hmm, so you haven't kept an exact tally either. Face it, Dutch boy, sexytime with a woman is not meant to be tallied, totaled and trumpeted. It ain't a numbers game.

    Besides which, I was raised to believe that a gentleman never tells. That way ladies of taste and style can get their freak on without fear.
    I've heard all the excuses before, my dear prosimian.. And your suggestion that a lady of taste would read the hormone-driven debates in the backroom of a gaming forum beggars belief. Proletariat is clearly above that sort of thing.

    Go wash your mouth and we shall speak no more of it.
    The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott

  7. #7
    BrownWings: AirViceMarshall Senior Member Furunculus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Forever adrift
    Posts
    5,958

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Mm-hmm, so you haven't kept an exact tally either
    Besides which, I was raised to believe that a gentleman never tells. That way ladies of taste and style can get their freak on without fear.
    that is sig worthy! roflmao
    Furunculus Maneuver: Adopt a highly logical position on a controversial subject where you cannot disagree with the merits of the proposal, only disagree with an opinion based on fundamental values. - Beskar

  8. #8
    master of the pwniverse Member Fragony's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    The EUSSR
    Posts
    30,680

    Red face Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    About 75 here, I think.
    My boy!

  9. #9
    A very, very Senior Member Adrian II's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    The Netherlands
    Posts
    9,748

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    My boy!
    What can I say? The 1970's...
    The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott

  10. #10
    master of the pwniverse Member Fragony's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    The EUSSR
    Posts
    30,680

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    dad?

  11. #11
    TexMec Senior Member Louis VI the Fat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Saint Antoine
    Posts
    9,935

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    75 !!1!!


    What can I say? The 1970's...
    You lived in the 70's and did 75 women?

    Amateur. My mom managed 75 in a weekend.


    (My poor dad, meanwhile, grew up hoping to marry a virgin. )
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
    Not everything
    blue and underlined is a link


  12. #12

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre View Post
    .
    Sinan

    not kidding
    .
    Really? I thought he would be the 51+ guy
    Last edited by Veho Nex; 08-14-2009 at 07:03.
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

  13. #13
    master of the pwniverse Member Fragony's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    The EUSSR
    Posts
    30,680

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Not sure, not terribly many but I didn't count

  14. #14
    the G-Diffuser Senior Member pevergreen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Brisbane, Australia
    Posts
    11,585
    Blog Entries
    2

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Mambo number 5.


    Which means one
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    The org will be org until everyone calls it a day.

    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    but I joke. Some of my best friends are Vietnamese villages.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    Anyone who wishes to refer to me as peverlemur is free to do so.

  15. #15
    Oni Member Samurai Waki's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Portland, Ore.
    Posts
    3,925
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards.

  16. #16
    Nobody expects the Senior Member Lemur's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Wisconsin Death Trip
    Posts
    15,754

    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi View Post
    Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards.
    Um, I don't think it's possible for the number to go down. You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past. Rather, the number becomes static once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO