There was a planet... The technology in this planet was highly advanced, and with the shape shifting ability of the inhabitants, resident of the planet Org have dominated thousands and thousands of planets, massacring millions, burning them to ashes....
But that was thousand years ago. Now, planet Org is governed by lazy king Beefy, and ambitious, angry Queen Beefy who is sick of her husband just laying around on his couch, playing his Org Ukulele. Queen Beefy is bored. So she decided that she'll conquer something.
New target was called planet earth. It is so far away from planet Org, it cannot possibly hurt any 'diplomatic relationship' with the rivals. It is full of 'humans' who apparently have a great talent in art. Queens aim was to conquer this planet, and make the humans create some cute characters to entertain her.
So with 300 hand pick elites, she started a secret campaign. First, learning the culture of every single country, second by shape shifting and disguise as the local and finally secretly replacing the key figure and take control of that country. By this method, Europe fell, shortly followed by Africa and Middle East. South east Asia and Oceania then to America.
Citizens of USA, especially the FBI have gave up a good fight, being responsible for the death of most of her soldiers. The satanic tactic to lure them out with Mars bars and gummy bears with sleeping potion in it worked wonders, and they were finished of with mystical ancient method of 'baseball bat'. However, after a long and tough fight, Queen and her soldiers stood victorious, managing to replace the president with the dumbest of her soldier. Revenge is sweet.
Now only one country remains. Japan, the country of the rising sun. Upon conquering Japan, the entire anime and manga personal will be hers, which will provide her more of cute characters like Pikachu which could have her going for hours and hours.
Queen Beefy stood in front of her sixteen soldiers. And made a brief speech.
"The land you stand on. Is the city of Hiroshima. This is where we will start our final invasion of this campaign. Whether if we will be victorious or leave defeated is completely on your hands! I trust you all to obey my command to the word in order to succeed here. Until we are ready, you are to disguise your self so you won't stand out in this city. Study the geography and study the culture. You are to meet in this alley for the meeting and discuss what you found. Go now!"
With the mighty roar, Aliens rushed out to the sun setting city of Hiroshima.
Meanwhile, wounded FBI agent Jack Baur was running in the city of Hiroshima. Desperate to warn the local authorities about the possible Alien invasion. His sight was starting to blur, but he dared not faint as the fate of human kind depended on him. Yet he could not find a police station... Or any people. He sighed and headed to the direction where he could hear cheering. He saw Matsuda Zoom Zoom Stadium, home of the local baseball team Hiroshima Carps.
Inside Jack saw the Carps... Losing miserably against their arche enemy Hanshin Tigers. And group of angry man with Guns. Perhaps they are the local authority.
"Konbanwa" said Jack, approaching the group. The group immediately pointed the gun at him. Not bad he thought. Never knew the Japanese cops are this cautious of foreigners, but this could benefit us.
"My name is Jack Baur and I'm a federal agent from the United States. I have a urgent news which I must tell you"
So he told the whole thing and soon as he has done so, he passed out. Jack was happy that he completed the mission. But the Gods knew he didn't quite done so. As the group of man were Yakuzas.. Sort of the group that Jack has been fighting for his life before the Aliens came along.
"Kumichou! This Gaijin is crazy! He must be a Hanshin Fan trying to taunt us!" said one of the Yakuza member.
"Dirty Tigers, sending a wounded Gaijin to tell us a story about alien invasion? During a match? I don't think so Mashiba. Either this Gaijin is on drugs, or his telling a real thing.." Said the old leader. After going through a quick thought, he called his right hand man, Jou. "Jou. Go out to the town and find those dirty aliens. This is our town after all. Cops are too lazy to get their hands dirty... These aliens.... Aren't a problem!"
While the Yamaguchi Clan, the largest Yakuza syndicate in Japan decided that they were going after the head of Queen Beefy, 7th squad Lieutenant of the Soul Society, Iba Tetsuzaemon was called by his Captain, Captain Komamura aka Doggy.
"Iba.." said the captain. "Are you satisfied with your life?" he asked.
"Ofcause I am!" answered Iba. "Theres no better Captain to have then Captain Komamura!"
"Thats not what I meant... I meant your recent exposure on the manga series and anime. Your first appearance, you pulled off a jumping knee slide, which got you some fans. However, since then you almost lost against Madarame Ikakku a Third seat, You lost against a bounto, You ran from hollows, you ran from arrancars, you ran from Pow, and you ran from...."
"Enough! Please captain! Stop it!" Begged Iba.
"Apologies. What I'm saying is... would you like a job? It would get you some fans and most of all... Its in Hiroshima."
Iba didn't think another second. He was off to Hiroshima.
"You don't look familiar.. " said Jou. "But is that alien in your hand?"
"Yes" answered Iba. "I'm guessing you are after the aliens as well. Well it was fortunate that we met each other. I suggest we work together."
"Agreed. We'll make a good team. Now, looks like the aliens are after an identity. If we are to sneak in their meeting, its best if we grab our self a identity as well."
"Sure thing."
"I'll meet you there brother."
Queen Beefy noticed that the life sign of two of her soldier was missing.
However there is 16 soldiers in front of her. Unfortunately, she cannot tell the difference with everyone having a new identity.
"Looks like two of our men is killed. And was replaced by the silly humans. Very well. We'll eat each other one by one until we find the silly humans amongst us!"
So the war between Aliens and Yakuzas has now began.
Heres the rules.
1.No lynch is not allowed
2. To vote for someone, please do it in this format, Vote: Beefy and Unvote: Beefy
3. Role reveal can be done on public and on private. However, mafia will have a cover role, and there's no power roles so there is no point.
4. Role playing is encouraged but most of the characters will be new to you. So don't stress if you don't know how to role play and just act like you normally do.
5. Usual gameroom rule applies. No swearing and player bashing. We're all here to have some fun:smash: Though try not to annoy the players by unnecessary spamming.
6. Missing the votes two days in a row will result in a WoG or replacement unless there is a reason for it. If you know your going to be away, then please find someone to replace you if possible.
7. Enjoy!
I'm looking for 16 players. 2 mafias and 14 townies, 1 night kill per mafia.
Sign up- 11/16
Split
A Very Super Market
Death is Yonder
Atheotes
Woad & Fangs
Beskar
Centurion1
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Askthepizzaguy
Thermal Mercury
Stildawn
11-21-2009, 02:44
Splitpersonality
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
In :D
11-21-2009, 02:48
A Very Super Market
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
Sounds interesting. In.
11-21-2009, 03:10
Death is yonder
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
In.
:bow:
11-21-2009, 03:18
atheotes
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
In :bow:
11-21-2009, 03:29
woad&fangs
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
In ~:flirt:
11-21-2009, 14:11
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
In.
11-21-2009, 22:47
Centurion1
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
In. :bow:
11-23-2009, 02:03
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
Bump :beam:
I need about 9 more players. If you recruit some players, random.org will be kind to you and you will be 21 percent more likely to be chosen as mafia.
11-23-2009, 03:25
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
Pizza, join this game. :whip:
11-23-2009, 11:28
Cultured Drizzt fan
Re: Alien vs Yakuza
Ok I am in, Centurion Recruited me.
11-23-2009, 16:43
Askthepizzaguy
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Because you need bodies, IN
(I am going to be insanely busy with RE:DF)
11-23-2009, 18:34
Thermal
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
I will join this if you join my public profile competition Beefy, deal? (link in the sig :laugh4: )
11-24-2009, 01:40
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury
I will join this if you join my public profile competition Beefy, deal? (link in the sig :laugh4: )
Sure if I qualify with my default public profile :laugh4:
Or are you trying to move this lazy cow man to learn some l33t skills and get my profile pretty?
11-24-2009, 01:44
Askthepizzaguy
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
I am trying to get you some more bodies for your game, Beefster.
Where are all the people who desire more vanilla-style games? Here's a perfect example of one right here.
11-24-2009, 01:51
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
I am trying to get you some more bodies for your game, Beefster.
Where are all the people who desire more vanilla-style games? Here's a perfect example of one right here.
Yes except you do get a role playing character but most of you won't even know them.
I appreciate your help Pizza man :bow:
Sorry for making you join despite the work load you have to do for RE
11-24-2009, 02:08
Centurion1
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
i got one person but ill try for more.
11-24-2009, 04:53
Stildawn
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Count me in I still can. :)
11-24-2009, 05:25
Askthepizzaguy
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Woot! I claim credit for Stildawn! :bounce:
11-24-2009, 06:34
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
1 more player and we could have a game :yes:
Ofcause, 5 more would be even better
11-24-2009, 08:38
atheotes
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
get you buddy pever in...Riftwar is almost done :wink:
11-24-2009, 12:51
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Since we are running low on people, i'll adjust the game into good old 12 player, with 1 kill per night for mafia.
So I need 1 more player to join in and i'll start the game soon as that spot is filled.
11-24-2009, 18:10
Thermal
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Sure if I qualify with my default public profile :laugh4:
Or are you trying to move this lazy cow man to learn some l33t skills and get my profile pretty?
if you cant be bother with custom images just use some smexy org colours, takes u 2 minutes max? :balloon2:
11-24-2009, 21:47
Sprig
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
in. - I think Red phoenix might be finished soon.
11-25-2009, 02:06
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury
if you cant be bother with custom images just use some smexy org colours, takes u 2 minutes max? :balloon2:
Will do.. I did play around that thing yesterday... I think I'm getting the hang of it :yes:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprig
in. - I think Red phoenix might be finished soon.
Thank you Sprig :2thumbsup:
I'll finish off the role pms. Game should be up and running within hour.
11-25-2009, 04:03
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
All roles are out. It is now Day 1
The Queen stood in front of her soldiers and made a brief speech.
"Life signal of two of our soldiers is missing! As much as I would like to find them by sniffing, my orders to get a new identity has backfired on us. So the only way to find those who doesn't belong to this squad.. Quite possibly the Yakuzas.... Must be found by lynching. I now order you all to discuss this matter and bring one to me if you think that one is likely to be a traitor
Start Discussion. Day 1 will end in 24 hours. Player with the most vote will be lynched.
11-25-2009, 04:47
Sprig
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
vote: atheotes Not sure if I had ever voted for him before. Must mean he is guilty.
11-25-2009, 06:00
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
vote: atheotes
He is always the Mafia.
11-25-2009, 06:19
Death is yonder
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Vote: Centurion1
Because I can :beam:
The random gods from above have smiled upon you today :pleased:
11-25-2009, 09:47
atheotes
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
vote: atheotes
He is always the Mafia.
have you ever voted for me when i was actually mafia? :laugh4:
11-25-2009, 11:52
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by atheotes
have you ever voted for me when i was actually mafia? :laugh4:
Because I don't want to look like meta-gaming, because last time I did, we won the first round. :smash: Shortest game in gameroom history.
Now I use random.org to decide which round I should vote you on. It gives a sense of randomness to the decision and to gamelength. It is hard having you be Mafia so much. We as the town have to decide how long we want the game to be and pretend we are playing the an uninformed majority, I am sure it is tedious always being labelled as the bad guy too, by game hosts.
11-25-2009, 14:04
Cultured Drizzt fan
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
I vote: Death is yonder
why? Because the Dice Gods told me to.
11-25-2009, 15:54
woad&fangs
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
vote: Thermal Mercury because it has been a long time since I have played with him :balloon2:
11-25-2009, 17:00
Splitpersonality
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Vote: Stilldawn
Random.org
11-25-2009, 18:06
Thermal
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Vote:Beskar
You jumped onto the bandwagon, besides if he is always mafia then maybe its his time to be town. :balloon2:
11-25-2009, 18:19
atheotes
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Because I don't want to look like meta-gaming, because last time I did, we won the first round. :smash: Shortest game in gameroom history.
Now I use random.org to decide which round I should vote you on. It gives a sense of randomness to the decision and to gamelength. It is hard having you be Mafia so much. We as the town have to decide how long we want the game to be and pretend we are playing the an uninformed majority, I am sure it is tedious always being labelled as the bad guy too, by game hosts.
hmm... the town won that game in the third round...and you just joined a bandwagon.
i wish i had seen the unedited version of your post... it feels as though you are trying very hard to explain your vote on me... Vote: Beskar
11-25-2009, 22:50
Stildawn
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Vote: Split
Cause he was mean enough to vote me :(
11-26-2009, 00:24
Askthepizzaguy
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Vote: Centurion1
A three-way tie will probably give us more information.
Queen stared at the chosen ones and yawned.
"Pick one, not three"
Soldiers went back to discussion, and started talking again.
Tie breaker. You are now only allowed to vote for, Atheotes, Centurion or Beskar.
Next vote for them will get them lynched.
11-26-2009, 06:39
A Very Super Market
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
No one vote until they say something! If any of the accused votes for another, I will bring them down next round!
11-26-2009, 06:39
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
unvote; vote: Centurion1
11-26-2009, 06:40
Askthepizzaguy
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Well that makes our next lynch REAL simple. :laugh4:
11-26-2009, 06:40
Splitpersonality
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
I am so happy I got to read both of those posts back to back.
Talk about good timing :laugh:
11-26-2009, 06:41
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
meh, I replied before AVSM's post came in.
Not like I am the Mafia anyway, rofl.
11-26-2009, 06:44
Death is yonder
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
:laugh4::laugh4:
11-26-2009, 06:46
Askthepizzaguy
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
meh, I replied before AVSM's post came in.
Not like I am the Mafia anyway, rofl.
Oh Beskar, you're always mafia.
11-26-2009, 06:46
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Day 1 summery
Queen stood in front of one... Centurion. Who claims to be one of her soldiers.
"So Centurion. Why should I believe that you are one of mine?" asked the Queen, staring at Centurions ugly face. Centurion didn't answer, instead he gave back a unexpected "caw caw"
"So thats it? Thats the only defense your going to give? Caw caw?"
"Well, I don't know what else.. I'm a crow..."
Indeed he was. Infront of the cute character loving Queen, there stood a ugly small crow.
"How were you planning to fight against the Yakuzas with your small body? Or actually do anything to benefit our invasion? Silly man. Come forth so I can taste you."
Poor crow dived in Queens mouth, hoping he'll make it out of there alive. But the Queen was not in a good mood to let him off with a lick. She wanted to chew Centurion until he was cut up into tiny pieces...Even tinier then he already is... And swallowed the poor soul.
"Hmm.. Taste like he was one of us after all. No matter.. He failed to serve me to satisfaction.."
After spitting out some bones which was crushed into tiny pieces, Queen made a brief speech warning the Yakuzas.
"Attention you dirty impostors. I already know that you are Yakuzas. Don't you dare imagine that you can get away from killing my loyal soldiers. I'll chew you like I just chewed that dirty crow. I'll let you off for today. But when we all get together at tomorrows meeting... We'll do this again and next time we will get you for sure!"
You have killed
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
An Crow
Centurion1
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuzas
Originally from….well the crows are everywhere. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crow
When I was still at school, I was in a Film class. There was an assessment to make a documentary film, so I decided I’ll shoot “Crows vs Bush Turkeys.. Which is the most hated bird on campus.” But unfortunately, it was a group task… We had to shoot some boring documentary about “creative writing”
Anyway, sorry for the rant. You have chosen to be a crow, which obviously didn’t please the Queen. You may be able to observe the people of Hiroshima freely, but you have failed to fulfill the other criteria, being cute. But who cares.
Crows are awesome! You lads are incredibly intelligent for a bird. You also have lots and lots of friends and enough food to live on.
Your job is to eliminate the Yakuzas… if you can with your small body… and hopefully make the Queen understand that what you’ve done is purely for the benefit of the Queen.
Alive 11/12
Split
A Very Super Market
Death is Yonder
Atheotes
Woad & Fangs
Beskar
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Askthepizzaguy
Thermal Mercury
Stildawn
Sprig
Lynched 1/12
Centurion1
Start Night 1 Night ends in 24 hours
11-26-2009, 06:55
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Oh Beskar, you're always mafia.
I wish that was true. I am always the cursed detective. in every game. atheotes is always Mafia though, really stupidly high ratio as well. I want his mafia hack cheat. :smash:
11-26-2009, 07:05
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Start night 1!
Btw, everyone had a line in their role pm about exploring the city. But don't bother about it. If you are mafia, do what you have to do. If you are town.. Good luck for the night :beam:
11-26-2009, 09:34
Andres
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
I'm too late :shame:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
If you recruit some players, random.org will be kind to you and you will be 21 percent more likely to be chosen as mafia.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan
Ok I am in, Centurion Recruited me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Woot! I claim credit for Stildawn! :bounce:
Centurion and ATPG are 21 % more likely to be chosen as mafia...
Since Centurion wasn't mafia, ATPG most certainly is.
11-26-2009, 09:55
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
I'm too late :shame:
Centurion and ATPG are 21 % more likely to be chosen as mafia...
Since Centurion wasn't mafia, ATPG most certainly is.
:rifle:
Now lets continue with our game :clown:
11-26-2009, 20:49
Stildawn
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Vote: ATPG
11-26-2009, 22:23
Sprig
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
... it's night still
11-26-2009, 22:37
Centurion1
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
and that would be the second game i am voted off in the first round..... as a vanilla mafia.
beskar i am now going to shamelessly meta game you for the rest of my life
11-27-2009, 00:08
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
and that would be the second game i am voted off in the first round..... as a vanilla mafia.
beskar i am now going to shamelessly meta game you for the rest of my life
Hey, there was a chance it could have been you. Blame Thermal Mercury and atheotes (who is always Mafia)
11-27-2009, 01:16
atheotes
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
blame me? :laugh4: you could have voted me and i am surprised you did not.
lets see how you play this :cool4:
11-27-2009, 06:37
Beefy187
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
I was doing a quick simulation and found out with 1 kill per night for both mafia and role being revealed upon death, mafia will quickly run them selves in trouble. So I decided that mafia will go back on 1 kill per mafia to make it a little fair for them.. Heres the write up
Night 1 summery
Kurai yoruno komichi wo. Kuroneko ga hashiru~
Gojiman no kagishippo wo suihei ni. Ifuu doudou to.
Cultured Drizzt fan was staring at the big screen in front of Hiroshima railway station where passengers can check the daily news, weather and sometime even listen to popular songs. Music which was on right now was "K" by Bump of Chicken. Song about a lonely cat being picked up by a young artist... They would have a good time together but soon young artist dies. Cat goes on to a journey to deliver a mail to the artists girl friend... Regardless of the cruel humans being mean to the poor cat, cat eventually gets to the artists girl friend and delivers the mail. But unfortunately he dies.
Good song, thought Cultured Drizzt fan. Perfectly representing how he feels right now. His been running away from cruel people of Hiroshima bullying him for being a mascot character for a internet forum. Only people who treated him nicely were some Gaijin who demanded some photos of him and some nerds.. Very few of them but they asked for a hand shake.
Poor Cultured Drizzt fan, pretending to be Monar watched the crowd moving up and down the street like ants as time passed by. Finally a moment of peace.
Miroyo Akuma no Shisha da~ (Look! A messenger from the devil)
Ishionageru kodomo (Childrens throwing rocks)
Those were the last thing Cultured Drizzt fan heard when he realized that the passengers completely disappeared. Then he realized, passengers was avoiding him, then he noticed it was not him, poor old Monar that they were avoiding, but those surrounding poor old Monar.
Pistols was fired all around him which created multiple holes in his body.
Sense of agony ran around Monars body, but his alien armour deflected all the bullets.
However, though Cultured Drizzt fan managed to give a fearsome voice of rage, he didn't have the chance to counter attack as one of the men who is hiding in his group... Otonanoji Jou... AKA Jou Aniki appeared in front of him and chopped him in half by the waist. Cultured Drizzt fan died far away from his beloved Queen. Surrounded by merciless Yakuzas.. He died alone.
To the dead corpse of this alien, Jou Aniki whispered
"Alien ga nanbo no monjai! (These aliens aren't a problem)"
Then ordered his men to clear the dead body and sink it to the bottom of the river.
"We can't leave a dead body in front of the railway station. We don't want to surprise tourists do we." said Jou. Smiling coldly at the shivering skinny young man from Tokyo.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Greetings. You are Monar
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuza
2channel is known as one of the largest internet forum which is out there. And your Monar are one of the most popular AA (ASCII Art) character on 2chan along with Giko cat and Moraler.
Originally, your character concept is “Mysterious creature which has aspects of cat and a bear” but, most of people regard you as a cat. Your role on 2chan is constantly challenging user with a famous line “Omae Monar!” which sounds like Omae Mona which means you too. This AA is used often to challenge foolish user who tells others to get out of here or stop spamming.
Your other role is being used as a base to create more AAs. Monar. You are really important in the word of 2chan.
Being a royal servant of the Queen Beefy, you chose a cute character as your identity; however, what you forgot is that Monar is a symbol of some internet forum. Being a city full of hard core Yakuza and Young gangsters, citizens of Hiroshima may pick on you for being a nerdy character. Your job is to search the city as well as eliminating the Yakuza inside your group.
"Another Okonomiyaki please!" said Woad&Fangs, ordering yet another piece of Japanese Pancake. This delicacy was slightly different from the Osakas' mainstream Okonomiyaki where his identity came from and this particular pancake in Hiroshima was called Hiroshimayaki, or Hiroshima style.
Woads didn't notice the fact that everyone in the shop was staring at him with 2 cold eyes. Cold manners was inevitable. Not only that Woad&Fangs new identity was Kuidaore Ningyou (Eating to much that you collapse doll) the symbol of Osaka who is already hated for their crimes, but what made it worse was that Hiroshima Carps lost against Hanshin Tigers tonight... Tigers being the baseball team from Osaka.
"Hello? Wheres the Pancake I ordered 10 minutes ago? No! Not quarter of it! I want the whole thing! You know! That round thing!"
"You mean this?"
Suddenly a small red fireball came right at Woads' face, which he managed to dodge at the last second.
"You won't get away from me! Destruction spell 33! Shakkahou!!"
In front of him, it was one of his comrades... Or one who he thought was his comrades, shooting some fireballs at him.
"You!! Your the Yakuza in our group!"
"Indeed I am" answered Lieutenant Iba. "I'm surprised you can see me though... Wait.. I forgot that I'm in a gigai. Silly me.."
While Iba was ranting on about his careless mistakes, Woads already made a ran for the door. Successfully managing to get away... I must notice the Queen... I must.
He was just few hundred meters away. When a bike came at him head on.
"Friend... You forgot to pay up." said the old granny on the bike. It was the granny from the pancake shop. "Now what should I do with you... Hey! You fireball shooting Yakuza! Cmon here!"
Woads tried to crawl away, but the granny stomped on him.
"Yes lady. What can I do for you?"
"You slow moving Yakuza! I can't believe you let him get away."
"My apologies..."
"He havn't paid.. Make him pay"
Iba gave a quick nod and pulled out his sword.
"No!! Please!!"
Iba mercilessly pulled up the alien, and chopped him from his naval to his jaw.
Iba gave another quick slice to behead him. Granny offered him a blunt metal bar. Iba picked up the aliens head and plunged it on to the bar. Two true citizen of Hiroshima stood under a moon light. They were not showered by water, but blood like good citizen of Hiroshima should. After a brief silence staring each other in the eyes, they both smirked and gave up a high five.
"Nice doing business with you, Yakuza" said the granny to the leaving back of the lieutenant of the 8th squad.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Greetings. You are Kuidaore Ningyou
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuza
Greetings. Representing the West Japan… Well Osaka. I present to you. Kuidaore Ningyou. Kuidaore Ningyou means “Eating too much that you collapse doll” which pretty much represent Osaka peoples philosophy on life. Eat, eat and laugh.
While you started out in a small diner in Osaka, eventually you somehow ended up as a mascot of Osaka. As the owner of the shop got too old to continue the diner, Kuidaore Ningyou too will be retiring, though since he is now the symbol of the city, someone may just buy you to act as a tourist attraction.
You have made the worst choice. It was alright until Hanshin Tigers of Osaka bought Kanemoto, fourth batter of Hiroshima Carps. People of Hiroshima was fairly cool with it. However in 2007, they took yet another fourth batter Arai (AKA the traitor and a liar), and attempted to take the ace pitcher Kuroda (now in LA Dodgers) from Hiroshima Carps. Now Tigers became Carp fans arch enemy. As a symbol of Osaka, you’ll have a hard time over here. But at least you’ll have more fun massacring the citizens of Hiroshima later along with the hated Yakuzas..
The 9 soldiers who made it to the meeting was greeted by screeching of the outraged Queen.
"You will pay for this!! You will pay!!" shouted the Queen and ordered the soldiers to go back to the discussion.
Alive 9/12
Split
A Very Super Market
Death is Yonder
Atheotes
Beskar
Askthepizzaguy
Thermal Mercury
Stildawn
Sprig
Killed 2/12
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Woad & Fangs
Lynched 1/12
Centurion1
Start day 2!
11-27-2009, 07:26
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
vote: atheotes
FoS: Thermal Mercury
I bet it is those two. Why else did Thermal jump to atheotes' defense?
11-27-2009, 20:03
Thermal
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Hey, there was a chance it could have been you. Blame Thermal Mercury and atheotes (who is always Mafia)
Blame me? I voted for you because your reasoning was AWFUL and you blatently BANDWAGONED Athrotes, it isn't our fault Beskar, you sly man. Your trying to detract attention from yourself by blaming us, yet just last round you did a scummy vote to save your own skin, and killed a townie in the process, which is much more scummy than anything I've done.
Definitely voting for you again. :balloon2:
Vote: Beskar
11-27-2009, 21:06
Cultured Drizzt fan
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
I strongly suggest you lynch Beskar. :yes: and then Atpg. Thats my parting words.
11-27-2009, 21:30
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Lynch a townie? Sounds like an awesome plan. :juggle:
Also, FoS: Thermal Mercury. The vote wasn't a bandwagon, if you know the rules, the third vote is the bandwagon vote. Your reasoning is flawed.
As flawed as your over protective nature of atheotes. You are scummy mc scummy scum scum mafiaiso.
11-27-2009, 21:41
Splitpersonality
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Vote: Thermal Mercury
Just placing pressure on you, probably not my final vote, I'd like for you to talk more about why you think Beskar is mafia when he was only acting to save his own life in the first round, something many townies would do.
11-27-2009, 21:51
Sprig
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Vote: Besker Might as well keep pressure on both of them.
11-27-2009, 21:55
Beskar
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprig
Vote: Besker Might as well keep pressure on both of them.
Pressure? :laugh4: What am I going to do?
Mr. Jump on easy bandwagon.
FoS: Sprigifia.
11-28-2009, 02:57
Thermal
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
You want my answers so make sure to read this
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Lynch a townie? Sounds like an awesome plan. :juggle:
Also, FoS: Thermal Mercury. The vote wasn't a bandwagon, if you know the rules, the third vote is the bandwagon vote. Your reasoning is flawed.
As flawed as your over protective nature of atheotes. You are scummy mc scummy scum scum mafiaiso.
I like the way you start your post by basically saying 'I'm a townie' Which usually means 'I'm not a townie'
Now then...lets look to your rule book, maybe you don't 'officially' qualify as a bandwagonner but you followed the persons vote in front of you mindlessly, that is bandwagonning behavior at the very least. Whether your little rule book says second or third to vote for someone makes it a bandwagon or not, your doing everything a bandwagoner would do, so stop playing fairly pointless games with what is and isn't a mafia game rule.
You vote for the same person the first person voted for about an hour after they vote. Which is piling the pressure, most townies spread there votes out, but by mounting his votes up you seriously increased athelotes chance of being lynched on no other logic than 'hes always mafia'. Using data from other games is poor logic and can result in a player losing interest in this game, if that is the only basis you vote for someone. Your vote was based on personal experience and our own silly grudges when it should have been a fresh slate! :whip:
I haven't been over protective of atheotes, you have been over-offensive to him, which is why I am defending him at all. This scummy mc sscummy comment is laughable, seeing as you have nothing on me other than defending a player that your harassing, you have nothing on me and no true reasons to believe I'm scummy, which is surely still an attempt on your part to detract attention from yourself. Maybe were both townies? either way going around saying whos who, when you blatantly have no clue, is ignorant in itself.
@Split: Townies aren't supposed to be afraid to die, Beskar didn't even bother to comment or say why he was voting centurion, but seemed more in a rush to vote for someone else before he got a majority vote himself. Perhaps, in his situation I may have protected myself over others if I know I'm innocent, but he didn't even seem bothered and was quick to place all the blame onto me & Athelotes, even though it was he that killed the townie, quite bluntly.
There isn't much else to say and whilst there isn't much evidence to go on in this game, I certainly don't see why I'm such a big suspect in comparison to Beskar, given that mostly everyone said they were going to vote for him this round anyway after his actions the day before. Furthermore, why beskar & me anyway? Why apply pressure just to us? No one is ruled out yet & so I fail why anyone else should feel there in a safer position just because they lurk most of the time.
As you can see I am putting effort into this game, if you wish to vote me out then fine, but I can't of tried harder to convince you of my actions. Furthermore whether you vote me out someone else or Athelotes it doesn't bother me an awful lot, go ahead and lynch atholates or me if you want to, that is no bluff because I am not his mafia partner and if you want to lynch we to prove that, then I am willing to die for you. Though I doubt Beskar is.
When I come on tomorrow I'll see how you respond, if it is still roughfully a draw, I will vote for myself as I will have failed to convince you who is the best lynch candidate
oh round ends soon, maybe not...
11-28-2009, 03:00
Thermal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Pressure? :laugh4: What am I going to do?
Mr. Jump on easy bandwagon.
FoS: Sprigifia.
You pretty much FoS anyone that votes for you :laugh4: It doesn't work like that beskar, or shall I get the rule book out too? You might find everyone who votes for you suspicious, (for having an open mind in sprig's case) I don't.
11-28-2009, 03:04
Beefy187
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Round will be extended for +2 hours then usual. It should be ending in 3 hours, but instead its 5 hours more of discussion.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I hate dentists :wall:
Get your votes in while you can :smash:
11-28-2009, 03:07
Splitpersonality
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Quote:
@Split: Townies aren't supposed to be afraid to die, Beskar didn't even bother to comment or say why he was voting centurion, but seemed more in a rush to vote for someone else before he got a majority vote himself. Perhaps, in his situation I may have protected myself over others if I know I'm innocent, but he didn't even seem bothered and was quick to place all the blame onto me & Athelotes, even though it was he that killed the townie, quite bluntly.
There isn't much else to say and whilst there isn't much evidence to go on in this game, I certainly don't see why I'm such a big suspect in comparison to Beskar, given that mostly everyone said they were going to vote for him this round anyway after his actions the day before. Furthermore, why beskar & me anyway? Why apply pressure just to us? No one is ruled out yet & so I fail why anyone else should feel there in a safer position just because they lurk most of the time.
As you can see I am putting effort into this game, if you wish to vote me out then fine, but I can't of tried harder to convince you of my actions. Furthermore whether you vote me out someone else or Athelotes it doesn't bother me an awful lot, go ahead and lynch atholates or me if you want to, that is no bluff because I am not his mafia partner, I am a townie, and if you want to lynch we to prove that, then I am willing to die for you. Though I doubt Beskar is.
No, they're not supposed to be afraid to die, but isn't it nature of a man who is convinced of his own innocence that he think it better to select another who may be guilty? In Beskar's eyes he probably made a good choice, and in many games I'm sure others would've made the same choice, right or wrong results.
I just elected to put pressure on you to get this post out of you, a good townie post with good analysis and commentary, which is not just rehashing of previous posts or ideas. Unvote: Thermal Mercury, I have no reason to suspect you as of yet, perhaps others need rousing however.
Though I'm sure, and I mean no offense by saying this, some will argue, and could be right, in saying that your posting is a show to keep the blame off of yourself, but in this case I believe you earnest, and while my eye is still on you (:whip:) I have removed my vote :beam:
Vote: DiY
You don't talk very much :no:
11-28-2009, 03:15
Thermal
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
No, they're not supposed to be afraid to die, but isn't it nature of a man who is convinced of his own innocence that he think it better to select another who may be guilty? In Beskar's eyes he probably made a good choice, and in many games I'm sure others would've made the same choice, right or wrong results.
I just elected to put pressure on you to get this post out of you, a good townie post with good analysis and commentary, which is not just rehashing of previous posts or ideas. Unvote: Thermal Mercury, I have no reason to suspect you as of yet, perhaps others need rousing however.
Though I'm sure, and I mean no offense by saying this, some will argue, and could be right, in saying that your posting is a show to keep the blame off of yourself, but in this case I believe you earnest, and while my eye is still on you (:whip:) I have removed my vote :beam:
Vote: DiY
You don't talk very much :no:
Ok, I will openly admit that I put the words (that were since edited out) I am a townie, and I criticized Beskar for saying that :wall: (It's hard not to on rants)
I do assure you though, while it would annoy me, vote me out if you wish at least then I can help the players along, with you in the knowledge I'm innocent, although I'm not forcing you to vote for me, just suggesting you follow your instincts. :bow:
unvote
vote: Atheotes
This is merely a gesture to show I in no way feel a need to protect atheotes, and it could at least prove whether Beskar's flawed theory that Atheotes is always mafia is correct or not.
11-28-2009, 03:20
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Want to let you into a secret? I am too high profile to be a Mafia.
I am not Pizzaguy yet, you know.
Also, as Split says can be summed up like this. "I know I am innocent, I don't know if you are innocent or not. Stay here while the Mafia kills a known innocent (me), when a potentional mafia suspect could die."
It is the secret unwritten rule for Townies. A good townie will stay alive, as they are an innocent. Only time a townie should die is to take down a Mafia or to save a pro-town.
(Cue: Koopa, where I matyr'd myself to take down a Mafia)
11-28-2009, 03:23
Splitpersonality
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While such a rule is generally true, or advisably, self preservation doesn't always paint it's users in the best light, town nor mafia...
I think it would've been preferred if you listened to reason and talked things out...
11-28-2009, 03:27
Thermal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Want to let you into a secret? I am too high profile to be a Mafia.
I am not Pizzaguy yet, you know.
Also, as Split says can be summed up like this. "I know I am innocent, I don't know if you are innocent or not. Stay here while the Mafia kills a known innocent (me), when a potentional mafia suspect could die."
It is the secret unwritten rule for Townies. A good townie will stay alive, as they are an innocent. Only time a townie should die is to take down a Mafia or to save a pro-town.
(Cue: Koopa, where I matyr'd myself to take down a Mafia)
I understand what your saying but that tactic isn't just useful for townies, all sane mafias do it too.
And how do you mean too high profile to be mafia? beefy assured us all roles other than mafia were ordinary anyway.
11-28-2009, 03:32
Death is yonder
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
No, they're not supposed to be afraid to die, but isn't it nature of a man who is convinced of his own innocence that he think it better to select another who may be guilty? In Beskar's eyes he probably made a good choice, and in many games I'm sure others would've made the same choice, right or wrong results.
I just elected to put pressure on you to get this post out of you, a good townie post with good analysis and commentary, which is not just rehashing of previous posts or ideas. Unvote: Thermal Mercury, I have no reason to suspect you as of yet, perhaps others need rousing however.
Though I'm sure, and I mean no offense by saying this, some will argue, and could be right, in saying that your posting is a show to keep the blame off of yourself, but in this case I believe you earnest, and while my eye is still on you (:whip:) I have removed my vote :beam:
Vote: DiY
You don't talk very much :no:
Yeah I don't :embarassed:
Its morning here now and I spent the last night busy crafting a long and tedious plan for Mansion.
And the discussion only started at 3am my time with TM's post :clown:
Thoughts on the situation, as Split said, its perfectly normal for an innocent townie to vote for someone else to save their own hide because they know 100% they are innocent, but they aren't sure about the other person.
Quote:
self preservation doesn't always paint it's users in the best light, town nor mafia...
I think it would've been preferred if you listened to reason and talked things out...
:yes:
Vote: Sprig
You don't talk very much, and.. ooh! The irony :laugh4:
Just a hunch :wink:
11-28-2009, 03:32
Beskar
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
I wouldn't jump into a game shouting if I was Mafia. I would play far more professionally, as I would have something to lose.
11-28-2009, 03:34
Splitpersonality
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Apologies DiY, I did realize after posting that you crafted such a ridiculous plan for Mansion, which I hope works btw :clown:, but I will keep my vote there for now, as you are likely in no danger.
11-28-2009, 03:37
Thermal
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
I wouldn't jump into a game shouting if I was Mafia. I would play far more professionally, as I would have something to lose.
If playing professionally isn't characteristic to your normal townie behavior, then it would be suspicious. Basically your saying 'If I'm mafia I'd not talk so much' Am I right? If so your basically saying If I'm mafia I will act like mafia. And there is such a thing as reverse psychology Beskar, I'm sure its not beyond you to use it.
11-28-2009, 03:56
Death is yonder
Re: Alien vs Yakuza (Sign up)
Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Apologies DiY, I did realize after posting that you crafted such a ridiculous plan for Mansion, which I hope works btw :clown:, but I will keep my vote there for now, as you are likely in no danger.
Thank you for the tally ATPG :bow:
Once again, its a tie. You must either vote for Sprig or Atheotes. Those who have voted for them already won't count if they vote for them again. (Removing the votes off them will though)
