Alien vs Yakuza [Concluded]

[Beskar]

have you ever voted for me when i was actually mafia?

Because I don't want to look like meta-gaming, because last time I did, we won the first round. Shortest game in gameroom history.

Now I use random.org to decide which round I should vote you on. It gives a sense of randomness to the decision and to gamelength. It is hard having you be Mafia so much. We as the town have to decide how long we want the game to be and pretend we are playing the an uninformed majority, I am sure it is tedious always being labelled as the bad guy too, by game hosts.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I vote: Death is yonder

why? Because the Dice Gods told me to.

[woad&fangs]

vote: Thermal Mercury because it has been a long time since I have played with him

[Splitpersonality]

Vote: Stilldawn

Random.org

[Thermal]

Vote:Beskar

You jumped onto the bandwagon, besides if he is always mafia then maybe its his time to be town.

[atheotes]

Because I don't want to look like meta-gaming, because last time I did, we won the first round. Shortest game in gameroom history.

Now I use random.org to decide which round I should vote you on. It gives a sense of randomness to the decision and to gamelength. It is hard having you be Mafia so much. We as the town have to decide how long we want the game to be and pretend we are playing the an uninformed majority, I am sure it is tedious always being labelled as the bad guy too, by game hosts.

hmm... the town won that game in the third round...and you just joined a bandwagon.
i wish i had seen the unedited version of your post... it feels as though you are trying very hard to explain your vote on me...
Vote: Beskar

[Stildawn]

Vote: Split

Cause he was mean enough to vote me :(

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Centurion1

A three-way tie will probably give us more information.

[Beefy187]

atheotes: 2 (Sprig, Beskar)
Centurion: 2 (Death is Yonder, ATPG)
Death is Yonder: 1 (Cultured Drizzt fan)
Thermal Mercury: 1 (Woad & fangs)
Stilldawn: 1 (Split)
Beskar: 2 (Thermal Mercury, atheotes)
Split: 1 (Stildawn)

Queen stared at the chosen ones and yawned.
"Pick one, not three"

Soldiers went back to discussion, and started talking again.

Tie breaker. You are now only allowed to vote for, Atheotes, Centurion or Beskar.
Next vote for them will get them lynched.

[A Very Super Market]

No one vote until they say something! If any of the accused votes for another, I will bring them down next round!

[Beskar]

unvote; vote: Centurion1

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well that makes our next lynch REAL simple.

[Splitpersonality]

I am so happy I got to read both of those posts back to back.

Talk about good timing

[Beskar]

meh, I replied before AVSM's post came in.

Not like I am the Mafia anyway, rofl.

[Death is yonder]

[Askthepizzaguy]

meh, I replied before AVSM's post came in.

Not like I am the Mafia anyway, rofl.

Oh Beskar, you're always mafia.

[Beefy187]

Day 1 summery

Queen stood in front of one... Centurion. Who claims to be one of her soldiers.
"So Centurion. Why should I believe that you are one of mine?" asked the Queen, staring at Centurions ugly face. Centurion didn't answer, instead he gave back a unexpected "caw caw"
"So thats it? Thats the only defense your going to give? Caw caw?"
"Well, I don't know what else.. I'm a crow..."

Indeed he was. Infront of the cute character loving Queen, there stood a ugly small crow.

"How were you planning to fight against the Yakuzas with your small body? Or actually do anything to benefit our invasion? Silly man. Come forth so I can taste you."



Poor crow dived in Queens mouth, hoping he'll make it out of there alive. But the Queen was not in a good mood to let him off with a lick. She wanted to chew Centurion until he was cut up into tiny pieces...Even tinier then he already is... And swallowed the poor soul.



"Hmm.. Taste like he was one of us after all. No matter.. He failed to serve me to satisfaction.."
After spitting out some bones which was crushed into tiny pieces, Queen made a brief speech warning the Yakuzas.

"Attention you dirty impostors. I already know that you are Yakuzas. Don't you dare imagine that you can get away from killing my loyal soldiers. I'll chew you like I just chewed that dirty crow. I'll let you off for today. But when we all get together at tomorrows meeting... We'll do this again and next time we will get you for sure!"

You have killed

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

An Crow
Centurion1
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuzas

Originally from….well the crows are everywhere.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crow
When I was still at school, I was in a Film class. There was an assessment to make a documentary film, so I decided I’ll shoot “Crows vs Bush Turkeys.. Which is the most hated bird on campus.” But unfortunately, it was a group task… We had to shoot some boring documentary about “creative writing”

Anyway, sorry for the rant. You have chosen to be a crow, which obviously didn’t please the Queen. You may be able to observe the people of Hiroshima freely, but you have failed to fulfill the other criteria, being cute. But who cares.

Crows are awesome! You lads are incredibly intelligent for a bird. You also have lots and lots of friends and enough food to live on.

Your job is to eliminate the Yakuzas… if you can with your small body… and hopefully make the Queen understand that what you’ve done is purely for the benefit of the Queen.

Alive 11/12
Split
A Very Super Market
Death is Yonder
Atheotes
Woad & Fangs
Beskar
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Askthepizzaguy
Thermal Mercury
Stildawn
Sprig

Lynched 1/12
Centurion1

Start Night 1 Night ends in 24 hours

[Beskar]

Oh Beskar, you're always mafia.

I wish that was true. I am always the cursed detective. in every game. atheotes is always Mafia though, really stupidly high ratio as well. I want his mafia hack cheat.

[Beefy187]

Start night 1!

Btw, everyone had a line in their role pm about exploring the city. But don't bother about it. If you are mafia, do what you have to do. If you are town.. Good luck for the night

[Andres]

I'm too late

If you recruit some players, random.org will be kind to you and you will be 21 percent more likely to be chosen as mafia.

Ok I am in, Centurion Recruited me.

Woot! I claim credit for Stildawn!

Centurion and ATPG are 21 % more likely to be chosen as mafia...

Since Centurion wasn't mafia, ATPG most certainly is.

[Beefy187]

I'm too late







Centurion and ATPG are 21 % more likely to be chosen as mafia...

Since Centurion wasn't mafia, ATPG most certainly is.

Now lets continue with our game

[Stildawn]

Vote: ATPG

[Sprig]

... it's night still

[Centurion1]

and that would be the second game i am voted off in the first round..... as a vanilla mafia.

beskar i am now going to shamelessly meta game you for the rest of my life

[Beskar]

and that would be the second game i am voted off in the first round..... as a vanilla mafia.

beskar i am now going to shamelessly meta game you for the rest of my life

Hey, there was a chance it could have been you. Blame Thermal Mercury and atheotes (who is always Mafia)

[atheotes]

blame me? you could have voted me and i am surprised you did not.
lets see how you play this

[Beefy187]

I was doing a quick simulation and found out with 1 kill per night for both mafia and role being revealed upon death, mafia will quickly run them selves in trouble. So I decided that mafia will go back on 1 kill per mafia to make it a little fair for them.. Heres the write up

Night 1 summery

Kurai yoruno komichi wo. Kuroneko ga hashiru~
Gojiman no kagishippo wo suihei ni. Ifuu doudou to.

Cultured Drizzt fan was staring at the big screen in front of Hiroshima railway station where passengers can check the daily news, weather and sometime even listen to popular songs. Music which was on right now was "K" by Bump of Chicken. Song about a lonely cat being picked up by a young artist... They would have a good time together but soon young artist dies. Cat goes on to a journey to deliver a mail to the artists girl friend... Regardless of the cruel humans being mean to the poor cat, cat eventually gets to the artists girl friend and delivers the mail. But unfortunately he dies.

Good song, thought Cultured Drizzt fan. Perfectly representing how he feels right now. His been running away from cruel people of Hiroshima bullying him for being a mascot character for a internet forum. Only people who treated him nicely were some Gaijin who demanded some photos of him and some nerds.. Very few of them but they asked for a hand shake.



Poor Cultured Drizzt fan, pretending to be Monar watched the crowd moving up and down the street like ants as time passed by. Finally a moment of peace.

Miroyo Akuma no Shisha da~ (Look! A messenger from the devil)
Ishionageru kodomo (Childrens throwing rocks)

Those were the last thing Cultured Drizzt fan heard when he realized that the passengers completely disappeared. Then he realized, passengers was avoiding him, then he noticed it was not him, poor old Monar that they were avoiding, but those surrounding poor old Monar.

Pistols was fired all around him which created multiple holes in his body.
Sense of agony ran around Monars body, but his alien armour deflected all the bullets.

However, though Cultured Drizzt fan managed to give a fearsome voice of rage, he didn't have the chance to counter attack as one of the men who is hiding in his group... Otonanoji Jou... AKA Jou Aniki appeared in front of him and chopped him in half by the waist. Cultured Drizzt fan died far away from his beloved Queen. Surrounded by merciless Yakuzas.. He died alone.

To the dead corpse of this alien, Jou Aniki whispered
"Alien ga nanbo no monjai! (These aliens aren't a problem)"

Then ordered his men to clear the dead body and sink it to the bottom of the river.
"We can't leave a dead body in front of the railway station. We don't want to surprise tourists do we." said Jou. Smiling coldly at the shivering skinny young man from Tokyo.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Greetings. You are Monar
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuza

Originally from 2channel

More information on Mona

2channel is known as one of the largest internet forum which is out there. And your Monar are one of the most popular AA (ASCII Art) character on 2chan along with Giko cat and Moraler.

Originally, your character concept is “Mysterious creature which has aspects of cat and a bear” but, most of people regard you as a cat. Your role on 2chan is constantly challenging user with a famous line “Omae Monar!” which sounds like Omae Mona which means you too. This AA is used often to challenge foolish user who tells others to get out of here or stop spamming.
Your other role is being used as a base to create more AAs. Monar. You are really important in the word of 2chan.

Being a royal servant of the Queen Beefy, you chose a cute character as your identity; however, what you forgot is that Monar is a symbol of some internet forum. Being a city full of hard core Yakuza and Young gangsters, citizens of Hiroshima may pick on you for being a nerdy character. Your job is to search the city as well as eliminating the Yakuza inside your group.

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"Another Okonomiyaki please!" said Woad&Fangs, ordering yet another piece of Japanese Pancake. This delicacy was slightly different from the Osakas' mainstream Okonomiyaki where his identity came from and this particular pancake in Hiroshima was called Hiroshimayaki, or Hiroshima style.

Woads didn't notice the fact that everyone in the shop was staring at him with 2 cold eyes. Cold manners was inevitable. Not only that Woad&Fangs new identity was Kuidaore Ningyou (Eating to much that you collapse doll) the symbol of Osaka who is already hated for their crimes, but what made it worse was that Hiroshima Carps lost against Hanshin Tigers tonight... Tigers being the baseball team from Osaka.



"Hello? Wheres the Pancake I ordered 10 minutes ago? No! Not quarter of it! I want the whole thing! You know! That round thing!"
"You mean this?"

Suddenly a small red fireball came right at Woads' face, which he managed to dodge at the last second.

"You won't get away from me! Destruction spell 33! Shakkahou!!"
In front of him, it was one of his comrades... Or one who he thought was his comrades, shooting some fireballs at him.

"You!! Your the Yakuza in our group!"

"Indeed I am" answered Lieutenant Iba. "I'm surprised you can see me though... Wait.. I forgot that I'm in a gigai. Silly me.."

While Iba was ranting on about his careless mistakes, Woads already made a ran for the door. Successfully managing to get away... I must notice the Queen... I must.

He was just few hundred meters away. When a bike came at him head on.
"Friend... You forgot to pay up." said the old granny on the bike. It was the granny from the pancake shop. "Now what should I do with you... Hey! You fireball shooting Yakuza! Cmon here!"

Woads tried to crawl away, but the granny stomped on him.

"Yes lady. What can I do for you?"
"You slow moving Yakuza! I can't believe you let him get away."
"My apologies..."
"He havn't paid.. Make him pay"
Iba gave a quick nod and pulled out his sword.

"No!! Please!!"

Iba mercilessly pulled up the alien, and chopped him from his naval to his jaw.
Iba gave another quick slice to behead him. Granny offered him a blunt metal bar. Iba picked up the aliens head and plunged it on to the bar. Two true citizen of Hiroshima stood under a moon light. They were not showered by water, but blood like good citizen of Hiroshima should. After a brief silence staring each other in the eyes, they both smirked and gave up a high five.

"Nice doing business with you, Yakuza" said the granny to the leaving back of the lieutenant of the 8th squad.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Greetings. You are Kuidaore Ningyou
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuza

Originally from some local diner in Osaka.

For the picture of Kuidaore Ningyou

Greetings. Representing the West Japan… Well Osaka. I present to you. Kuidaore Ningyou. Kuidaore Ningyou means “Eating too much that you collapse doll” which pretty much represent Osaka peoples philosophy on life. Eat, eat and laugh.

While you started out in a small diner in Osaka, eventually you somehow ended up as a mascot of Osaka. As the owner of the shop got too old to continue the diner, Kuidaore Ningyou too will be retiring, though since he is now the symbol of the city, someone may just buy you to act as a tourist attraction.
You have made the worst choice. It was alright until Hanshin Tigers of Osaka bought Kanemoto, fourth batter of Hiroshima Carps. People of Hiroshima was fairly cool with it. However in 2007, they took yet another fourth batter Arai (AKA the traitor and a liar), and attempted to take the ace pitcher Kuroda (now in LA Dodgers) from Hiroshima Carps. Now Tigers became Carp fans arch enemy. As a symbol of Osaka, you’ll have a hard time over here. But at least you’ll have more fun massacring the citizens of Hiroshima later along with the hated Yakuzas..

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"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

The 9 soldiers who made it to the meeting was greeted by screeching of the outraged Queen.

"You will pay for this!! You will pay!!" shouted the Queen and ordered the soldiers to go back to the discussion.



Alive 9/12
Split
A Very Super Market
Death is Yonder
Atheotes
Beskar
Askthepizzaguy
Thermal Mercury
Stildawn
Sprig

Killed 2/12
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Woad & Fangs

Lynched 1/12
Centurion1

Start day 2!

[Beskar]

vote: atheotes

FoS: Thermal Mercury

I bet it is those two. Why else did Thermal jump to atheotes' defense?

[Thermal]

Hey, there was a chance it could have been you. Blame Thermal Mercury and atheotes (who is always Mafia)

Blame me? I voted for you because your reasoning was AWFUL and you blatently BANDWAGONED Athrotes, it isn't our fault Beskar, you sly man. Your trying to detract attention from yourself by blaming us, yet just last round you did a scummy vote to save your own skin, and killed a townie in the process, which is much more scummy than anything I've done.

Definitely voting for you again.


Vote: Beskar

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I strongly suggest you lynch Beskar. and then Atpg. Thats my parting words.