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I'm trotting this bi-annual thread out because I had some of the good stuff last night.
Once again,
tea is best sweet and with ice.
Warm tea is the devils brew
If you use corn syurp instead of cane sugar your a libreal communist nazi
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tea hot or cold is icky. real men drink juice or milk.
Lady Grey says hello.
An absolutely lush tea.
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Strike For The South;2444884]I'm trotting this bi-annual thread out because I had some of the good stuff last night.
Once again,
tea is best sweet and with ice.
Warm tea is the devils brew
If you use corn syurp instead of cane sugar your a libreal communist nazi
I bet it tastes even better with a shot or two of vodka added.
i tihnk you mean vodka tastes better with a bit of sweet tea, :laugh:Quote:
I bet it tastes even better with a shot or two of vodka added.
Iced tea is nice and green tea is also very good. Earl Grey is ok but the first two are preferable. Also fruit and herbal tea isn't bad either.
I was told that earl grey tastes like fag ash, count me out...
Hot tea with lemon and molasses is my preferred remedy for a sore throat, I rarely drink tea otherwise.
Who on earth would put corn in tea?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
+1, that is my favorite as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
How can you drink that soluble horse waste?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Civilised peoples drink their tea boiling hot, with a spot of milk and optional sugar or a slice of lemon.
Lady Grey is divine.
Ice tea is really refreshing, perfect thirst-killer when it's hot and too early for beer. Being a closet Frenchman I go for sparkled water, but there is no real shame in drinking ice tea, just a lack of cultural refinement.
This is correct. At most, it is permitted for the soldiering classes to drink stewed, sugary and lukewarm tea wherein a metal spoon will dissolve if left a moment too long so that Empires may be built and maintained correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
There is no advice on tea that can be properly offered by a people who insist on throwing large quantities of the stuff into harbours through pique.
I fear that your confidant may have been confused. Earl Grey's blend might conceivably be compared to drinking women's eau de toilette, but the "fag ash" slight is more likely aimed at something like Lapsang Souchong (a smoked Chinese tea of some sophistication).Quote:
Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury
Who the Dickens told you that? Earl Grey is a more 'refined' flavour of tea, yes, but it hardly tastes like fag ash; it carries the distinct citrus taste of bergamot. Beats a cup of Tetley any day. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury
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Originally Posted by Fragony
These two gentleman are spot-on. Lady Grey is basically a deviation of Earl Grey, with lemon and orange peel added to give the tea a stronger aroma and taste of citrus fruits. Simply divine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Bah! It's never too early for a beer. It's always beer o'clock somewhere in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Hello,
Gunpowder Tea is very good. Tea is good both hot and chilled. It's really a matter of taste.
Yohei
That one is filed under A for Awesome and my mother is going to hear it at least once. Yes I am mamma's boy she tells me what to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
Spring time in the south, time for an ice tea thread. ~;)
Nectar of the gods.
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Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Cold Sweet Iced Green Tea with a sizeable portion of Vodka is awesome....Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
green or white tea with touch of honey for me, please.:coffeenews:
Real men don't use the word icky, nor do they think juice is a manly drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
And real gentlemen have standards, and refuse to partake in anything but the finest of Assam leaves.
i thought the satire was dripping off of that one.Quote:
Real men don't use the word icky, nor do they think juice is a manly drink.
Im going to agree with him his people invented tea.Quote:
And real gentlemen have standards, and refuse to partake in anything but the finest of Assam leaves.
As a matter of fact, I did pick up the proper way to enjoy a cup of tea from British colonials. Albeit of the loyal kind, not the unruly rabble on the wrong side of the Atlantic,Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
Deep in the African heartland. A country club, a game of cricket - mostly lost on me - and a fine cup of tea. Such a delight to find civilisation spread around the globe!
Only France and Britain are worthy of ruling the world.
of course with a dog and in the dying light of a glorious evening. That my dear man is a sentiment shared by any real man. Seriously a beautiful thought.Quote:
As a matter of fact, I did pick up the proper way to enjoy a cup of tea from British colonials. Albeit of the loyal kind, not the unruly rabble on the wrong side of the Atlantic,
Deep in the African heartland. A country club, a game of cricket - mostly lost on me - and a fine cup of tea. Such a delight to find civilisation spread around the globe!
Only France and Britain are worthy of ruling the world.
but now *belch* its Americas turn to be on top.
Amen to the sweet cold tea.`
I like it bitter. No sugar, no honey but with a lemon (whenever possible). It does not matter whether it is cold or hot.
The Frenchman's got it. Tea is to be hot, not iced into some kind of attempt at a bad soft drink. Just a teeny splash o' milk, nothing else. Preferably white tea, but most are good.
I'm not a fan of sugar in iced tea. I went to college and law school in the South and I could never order iced tea because "unsweetened" tea had about 6 lbs of sugar and "sweet" tea was basically a glass of sugar with a few drops of tea in it. :inquisitive: I like the Ito En green teas. No sugar!
Or you can drink sweet tea flavored vodka straight up. It's pretty tasty on its own.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Well I might as well throw my 2p in for what it's worth:
- Sugar with hot tea (whether with milk or without), none with iced tea.
- Iced tea with lemon really is the ultimate thirst quencher when it's getting really hot, but hot tea is nice in any climate.
Morocco is the place for you. Sweet, hot, mint tea, with honey pastries.
If you're not going to drink tea neat, in small quantities, delicate enough to savour the taste, you might as well make tea a routine or an ordeal. Either various Chinese teas drunk in small cups and with the right proportion of tea to water, or any old tea bag soaked through, with just a dash of sugar to make it palatable, but most importantly strong enough to make one's hair stand up. Either paradise or utility will do, but don't confuse one with the other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Even better with a splash of whiskyQuote:
Originally Posted by SwordsMaster