How exciting, on a side note I think it was the same girl from my biology class.
I think I will bed her
Printable View
How exciting, on a side note I think it was the same girl from my biology class.
I think I will bed her
Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
Eye contact! That's always good!
Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
ZING!Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Quote:
Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
Ouch! Looks like marriage could be in the future! Just keep looking!Quote:
Eye contact! That's always good!
Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
I looked at this Texan today. I think I stared to long as he started to eye me. I hope he doesn't get the wrong idea.
GO STFS!!!!!!!!!!
Got to get my pom poms out!
:joker::joker:
Ouch...
Quote:
Originally Posted by AntiKingWarmanCake88
Can you lend me a pair?
Or, on a different note, should I lend you a pair?
Geez Luig wth is wrong with lately you are killing me lolololQuote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Aw man, that's awsome you'd make such a cute couple awwwww!!!
Eye contact already... you're taking things too fast, you both aren't ready for that yet.
Make her dance on the pole, then pics.
Implying this isn't a troll comment, oh the irony!Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
:daisy::daisy::daisy:
pics or it didn´t happen!
Hopefully of nude women! :D
:daisy::daisy::daisy:
I finally got sexted. Just like the kids, only with old people. I ARE HIP!
Was it everything you hoped for?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Was it everything dreamed?
You are so beau
I gotta say, at my age just having a pretty woman send you nekkid piks is darn cool. I can see why the kids are addicted to this stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Kids are stupid and naive, adults, however, should know better. I hope she understands that whatever she sent you is essentially public property.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Don't let me rain on your parade though. Congrats! :2thumbsup:
Nonsense, I put her contribution to humanities and the arts in a deeply encrypted partition. Were I to keel over from a heart attack this minute, nobody but the NSA or a talented team of Russian hackers would be able to get at them pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
A gentleman would never share such treasures or violate a pretty lady's trust. I'll leave that sort of misbehavior to the teens.
Share those pics or it didn't happen. :whip:
I would never accuse you of such. :bow: But the digital trail from her phone to yours is somewhat less protected. It doesn't take hackers, just some bored IT guys at Verizon to get those photos into the wild. And does she know how to purge her phone?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Ah, well, there is no such digital trail. All we have to fear is Google and their evil Gmail empire. So I guess technically I wasn't sexted, since that requires a phone. Or does it? Is there an alternative term when a gorgeous woman sends you nekkid pics via Gmail?
She sent the pics through GMail? So the NSA does already have them on file. ~;)
Seriously though, I would trust Google even less than the Verizon networking staff. At least there is a good chance the Verizon folks are too incompetent to intercept.
That's great! I'm really happy for you, Lemur. I hope the two of you will have a great time together!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Those pictures of my sister are supposed to be private in exchange for my special treatment
:angry:
Well Louis, you have just solved my issue with spending too long on this site today, I fear I shall never return...
If ugliness was universallly rejected, then it would dissappear from the earth. Purged by popular opinion. It would seem that that is not the case, thus far, for we continue to see the ugly (depending on your definition of it) quite often, varing forms of it, some interestingly enough, love it. So is life, some will be happy, other, well, they must deal with it. Darn all the influence of that cursed mirror to heck!
edit: whomever that orgah is...well, she is pretty! ;)
You're no fun at all, drone. If everybody were as sensible as you, I seriously doubt the species could continue. I would question whether anyone at the Google Mothership has the slightest interest in a couple of middle-aged divorcees and their dirty talk/pics. There are hot teens to stalk, after all. We would be very low down the list of desirable targets.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
Louis, you promised you wouldn't re-share the pics! Oh, the humiliation!
:robot:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Probably so, but just remember: All your pics are belong to Google.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Do the pics have any metadata tags, or did she clear those before sending?
Why was it filed under your porn collection folder?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Okay, that does it, I am no longer planning to sext you, drone. I'd be all, "How do you like the feather boa and the assless chaps," and you'd be all, "Have you considered the digital fingerprints on this JPEG?"Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
I'm with Lemur on this. The sheer volume of naked pictures flowing in and out of Gmail inboxes has got to be immense. And what could they do with them really? Blackmail? Extortion... of their own customers? I think not. Gmail, and Google itself, would likely go down in flames if it got out that employees were cruising people's inboxes looking for naked pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
All chaps are assless. ~;) I've always been amused at the redundancy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Just saying you have to be careful. Especially the teens sending/receiving this stuff, a CP charge is no laughing matter.
Lemur, they are right, you are taking this way too far, man. For your own decency, you should lock this thread immediately and think about the consequences of your actions for once.
But only if the pole consents, they've had enough people dancing on them in their history.Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
And what's this fuss over Lemur's pictures? If someone sends me a nude picture to my gmail why would I worry about the privacy of GMail? Who tells me that any other mail account is more secure?
And what does this have to do with Strike stalking a girl anyway?
This is all on "Killjoy McPuritan" drone. I have a feeling that if a gorgeous woman wanted to send him nekkid pics, he would need to negotiate the hand-courrier transport of an encrypted USB drive and a metadata scrubber. When a honey tells drone, "Baby I wanna show you what you do to me," he's like, "Have you considered the chain of ownership in the average email account? If not, why not?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
As I said earlier, I was going to send drone suggestive pictures of myself, by no longer. Why, the last time drone and I had phone sex all he could talk about was the relative insecurity of VOIP services. Go ahead, try to get your rocks off while someone's nattering on about that.
You seriously underestimate my paranoia. For true security the pics should be taken on film cameras. I'd do the developing myself, and scan the negatives onto an network-isolated PC with a dedicated scanner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Sorry about that, but I still stand by my argument about VOIP. At least with normal telcos you only have to worry about cops with warrants. :kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur