Quite a bit.
My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
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Quite a bit.
My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
Watching porn
The Backroom.
I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?
I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.
I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.
I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
Well like the weather my sexlife dropped to minus zero, it's winter. Winter is cold all life dies. Pulp Friction.
Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
The only thing better than sex is better sex.
I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusingQuote:
Originally Posted by Vuk
I'd rather watch Vålerenga play than have sex. Or rather, I'd watch Vålerenga first, then have sex.
Louis VI the Fat.
Being with my 6 month old.
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Congratulations on the little one.Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Thanks. My wife left end of October and him with her. I've seen neither since.
So, I can rather objectively assess which I miss the most.
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Nah, you don't have to kick anyone! Kick the air, kick a tree, kick a bag! Just kick, kick, kick! Nothing is funner than a roundhouse kick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
That's a shame, I hope it works out well for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Sex is good
A blowjob while you're drinking a beer is better
Does that fall under "other hobby"
So, now we know why Strike wants to brew beer.
A subject for another thread, perhaps? "What is better, penetration or blowjob?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
That of course depends on the lady and how tired you are, sometimes you just wanna relax, ya knowQuote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
Snorting cocaine off the *** of a hooker, while injecting heroine into your arm as you play video games. With a big plate of Belgian Waffles in front of you covered in Strawberries, whipped cream and authentic Canadian maple syrup.
The beach at night during the mild fall season.
edit: You can fornicate too at some time, as long as you have the beach to yourself.
sex with the top 10 pornstars of your choice.
I think that if you are happy and in love, you're having just as much sex as you should be, regardless of the actual number of occurrences.Quote:
Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
A lot of people substitute physical intimacy for emotional intimacy. People want a deeper connection with their partner, but are unwilling or unable to subject their innermost feelings to scrutiny.
Not catching a STD.
STD's are so harmless they're quite irrelevant, really. Like a cold, just for your penis. A couple of free pills and you're cured.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.
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Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
???Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
It's a virus. There is no cure. The others are all either protozoan (syphilis) or bacterial (gonorrhoea), barring HIV of course.
The "short course of pills" can last several months in such lovely cases as epididimitis where the infection has spread to your testicles and unsurprisingly is ever so slightly painful.
And chlamydia is often asymptomatic. In blokes that's fine but in women can over time lead to infertility.
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Lets face it; nobody knows you better than yourself. I've killed more future offspring by way of a gym sock than anything imaginable. Entire universes have laid waste in various public restrooms, church closets, and in the dark recesses of my house while the wife and kids were doing family crap. Oceans of man gravy have been sprayed during the most wild of fantasies that would make the average sexual pervert want to take his brain out of his skull and soak it in rubbing alcohol. If my masterbation caused global warming, the temperature of the Earth would be of the surface of the sun. I've spanked more monkey than the Man in the Big Yellow Hat in the Curious George series. I'd put Dairy Queen out of business with the amount of bannana splits I've made.
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Yes, and the odds of catching herpes is about the same as getting cancer from my cell phone, I'd think....Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Yes, it can over time do that. But with a few exceptions, it won't hurt you, so why worry?Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Can you explain that a bit? IIRC, around 20% of the population in your average Western nation has genital herpes. It only gets worse as living standards go down...Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
I heard 'Deep Horizon' was actually Devastation Dave being catch in the act. :help:
I go for what I know about my relatively sexually active friends and fellow students. Never heard of anyone catching anything more serious than Chlamydia. Don't get fixated on the numbers, ask around instead....Quote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger
EDIT: oh, and just for the record, I've never had any STD's either....
With that careless attitude,sooner or later you might catch one.:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
What careless attitude? Condoms are 100% effective.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
EDIT: but yeah, there's a chance of course, but not one I worry about, as the benefits outnumbers that one extremely limited drawback. Nor should anyone else, really. Just rubber up and off you go, and get yourself checked out after each new encounter....
First off, nothing is 100% effective except abstinence.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
Secondly, unless you have very open friends if they did get anything unpleasant that required long term treatment are they going to announce it to everyone?
Unless you've had a GUM clinic appointment recently and haven't slept with anyone since your last one you could but be unaware of it.
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But it can happen. My friend has had one sexual partner, she got herpes from him. They used condoms.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
She didn't take it well.
Allright then, let's make that 99.99999...Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
My friends are rather open.... But anyway, word gets around. I probably don't know every instance, but I certainly know of quite a few people who have had clamydhia.Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
I check myself after every new encounter. I'm clean. Peeing in a cup takes 20 min max and it's free, there's absolutely no reason NOT to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Condoms usually don't stop you getting herpes either, since they are on the groin area, and the condom only covers Mr. Peepee.
Only way not to get Herpes is if the sores are regressed. To see this, hope they are clean shaven, so you can easily check.
Doctors always told me that you can get herpes even when there is no flare up.
I love video games, family, self crank and other stuff too much to bother with having multiple partners which will take away from solid game playing, tea drinking, movie watching, travelling, restauranting etc. Women cost soooo much money that it is best to just buy them wholesale, long term and spend money on the things that actually will make you content and not ruin everything you've built.
Sex is what people did years ago when there were no other exciting options. It is dying out statistically as the number one recreation of people, perpetuated by those fossils of the sexual revolution age when it was the best game in town. The ironically conservative option is to have lots of sex, the progressive reality is that you are just doing it to satisfy the ego of our fathers. We know that there are better and less trapping ways to spend out time.
Better than sex:
Sex, followed by room service and a movie. And a nap after that. :beam:
That's the life.
well, I can't answer that since I didn't ever have one...
but to see everyone except me doing all of that... what's the point?
You forgot about having more sex after you wake up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
very amusing topic
I'm always one for a good conversation. Sex is nice, but I would rather just talk....and then have sex.
never liked GUM clinic as an acronym, i always preferred Gastrourinary And Sexual Health clinic.Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Genitourinary.
I like "the clap clinic" or "the pox doctor".
Yes, I get satisfaction about watching my patients squirm - what of it? ~;)
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silly me, that should be; Genitourinary And Sexual Health clinic.
You would rather play games than have a womans scent fill your nostrils? her soft body up against yours? Touching the small of her back? Seeing her smile?
WHY
Because a game typically won't shut off and stop playing with me just when I've attained gaming nirvana.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
At least, that's how I feel until my heart mends. :beam:
Human interaction, is not as fleetingQuote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Count your blessings you exp. it
I think some of you need to get out of your boxes and take some bloody chances.
Sadness and defeat are 100x better than not trying
Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
power failure...sucks.
I did experience it for over two years, until september of this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I need some time, dude. Need some time.
Jump back on the horseQuote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
I'll give you time to spit and rub dirt on it
Sex with multiple women at once.
Get out of the closet, SFTS.... Louis is ready.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
The horrible slang term for a females vagina?Quote:
Originally Posted by Furunculus
No, it's both for men and women. Arguably more applicable for blokes as in women the two are anatomically separate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
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I was meaning his preference of "GASH" as the acronym. How does that apply to men?Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
Apologies - crossed wires.
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Chicks have only one opening downstairs....Quote:
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk
The female urethra is just below the pubis bone which although very close is not directly part of the vagina. Men fire everything through the same tube.
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Sex and I like to have a Girlfriend.