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I like to have sex with my games
Let's face it you always know what you're getting with games http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-anxious.gif the girl you leave the pub with at 3 in the morning isn't always the same one you wake up with http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-dizzy2.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/barrel.gif
As long as I get a few hours of gaming in on a Saturday, she can have her way with me afterwards.
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Are we talking commitmentless sex or sex where you have to buy presents and be nice to people?
You can't beat sex. Games are fun, but sex is better.
Sex is better, but games usually don´t say no.
Well I know that Multiplayer is preferable to SinglePlayer.
. . . and Huge Units is cool.
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ichi
ps I think its worthy mentioning that a lot of peeps smoke after a victory
Aw, so the secret is in giving in afterwards… http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-thinking.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-thumbsup.gifQuote:
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*writing down* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-smug.gif
ICHI's post was disturbing. Do you mean large numbers of women? Or just large numbers? Or large people?
This thread is irrelevant to me, 'cause I didn't know if it is referring to my present life or a past one. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/confused.gif
Do you get any sex currently? If not, a past one.Quote:
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Do you play any games? If not, God only knows, maybe your past life was in the future...
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I've never gotten the clap from a game.
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Good to know that you've had the clap BKS, now stay away from my sister you dirty dirty man you. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif
I mean...no...um...damn... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-help.gifQuote:
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Everyone back slowly away...Quote:
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In a game, if you make a mistake, you can start again http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
You can in sex too.
Sorry darling, look have a sip of this. No, I'm ok, really. You finish it.
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or a girl http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gifQuote:
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*runs in fear*
I've had a game simply shut down on me and not want to play any more.
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yes, what pigs....Quote:
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oh wait... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-stunned.gif oops....
Generally speaking sex is the better of the two.
However bad sex, particularly if that's the only kind of sex your having, is another matter entirely. Bad sex usually doesn't last very long and you're often left unsatisfied with a general feeling of frustration afterwards. So if I had the choice between bad sex and great gameplay I think I'd go for the latter. I'm speaking from experience on this one. Back in the early 90s I had one girlfriend who did not improve one iota in the sack the entire time we were together. I bent over backwards (figuratively speaking) to put a smile on her face and despite her high marks and praise she never reciprocated. No amount of smoothtalking or cajoling would change her ways. Add to the fact that as the relationship progressed she became increasingly annoying and manipulative and one could easily understand why I got infinitely more excited about marathon sessions of Doom and Red Baron than I did about the prospect of frolicking between the sheets with her.
Why not a... sexgame? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../ht_scared.gif
GAH
I think i am the only virgin on the Org...
-Capo
True. Animals, however...Quote:
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nah, me and BKS are with ya http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/grouphug.gifQuote:
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how bout me TK, i am, i think........... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
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how can you think? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gifQuote:
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Half the people here are underage. You're not alone.Quote:
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underage does not mean virgin m8 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gifQuote:
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Games don't give you crabs. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif But BKS, watch out fo those pigs and sheep. Give you some filthy cross-species hybrids they will.
Sex is still better. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Yeah, but I reckon most of the under 16s here are. Well, BKS and his animals don't count http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...nquisitive.gifQuote:
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Yay I win
-Capo http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/wacko.gif
Well it's bad if games suck... it's better if... i think you can figure out the rest, you pervs http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Man, oh man, do you have a LOT to learn about women Hell, you can always reboot your game. Not now, ####### shuts down your entire operating system. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/frown.gifQuote:
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Can be a terrible strain on you hardwear though http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gifQuote:
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The two are linked. You have to play games to get sex.
That's what USB ports are for.Quote:
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Let's face it folks. If you have a significant other, you are going to prefer their company to playing games. If you don't, I would question your attachment to the person in question.
Flossy doesn't mind. So long as I shear her once a year, she's cool with me playing MTW late.
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Originally Posted by [b
I wouldn't be in a relationship where I'd rather play video games than have sex. I would much rather be having sex with someone I appreciate rather than playing a video game, anytime.
What an absurd question ? Is there actually someone on the planet who'd play video games rather than be in bed with a woman he's attracted to ?
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Apparently at least six. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif
The question wasnt Games or sex with someone you find attractive was it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif Maybe its an ugly chick, in which case I'd rather play http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-computer.gif And then theirs always the possibility that the girl you are attracted to doesnt want to have sex with you http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-wall.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-argue.gif But in the case that she does, then sex all the way http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif Not that I've ever had the problem of a girl not finding me attractive... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-oops.gif
I'm 13 i.e underage and a virgin http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Does anyone do both at the same time
Hello, Ah_Dut, welcome to the club. Haven't seen you around before.
-Capo
Sex all the way.
Yeah baby http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif
im worried about the 7 ppl who said games
Well right now I would have to go with games. I can't remember the last time we had sex http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/mecry.gif
*thinks*
when did I get my wife pregnant.........and he's 3 weeks old...........but was born 3 weeks early.....so thats 9 months http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
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Still, only another 3 weeks to go and sex is back on the menu boys http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif
I would also like to congratulate those members of the forum mature enough to admit to being a virgin. Its nothing to be ashamed of.
They are geeks who spend their time on some forums.Quote:
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What do you think?
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The fact that some people prefer games worries me as well. There shouldnt be an argument here , sex all the way, if you dissagree and you are not a virgin then you are propably doing something wrong http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-dizzy2.gif . You see, sex is like games sometimes , if you dont get the entertainment you expected chances are you didnt read the manual. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-jester.gif
Concerning sex AND games at the same time. It can be done. Oh hell yeah it can be done It will make that bridge attack bery dificult but its worth your trouble :D
no contest, sex..
It's easy to put yourself in a win-win situation.
Listen to the expert... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/smokin.gif
First, get a beer, open the beer, and drink some of the beer.
Second, on your hands and knees, with a look of pure malicious perversion on your face, still holding your beer, crawl on your hands and knees across the room towards your woman.
Third, make physical contact with your woman by placing one hand on her knee while resting the beer on her other knee, look her deeply in the eyes and say; Hey woman, want to tear one off and do things your momma never told you 'bout?
She will either smile and find the irresistable urge too irresistable to ignore, in which case you win, or she looks at you in contemptuous disgust, and you and your beer crawl back to your computer and you play to your heart's content without her peering at you like an idiot for playing games and ignoring her, in which case you win.
Been there - done that. I speak from experience and all should heed the advice of an expert.
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Either way you win.
Anyone who says sex is an idiot.
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Games but i'm a virgin so don't know, stick with what you do http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-jester.gif
Sexgames...
I picked can't decide, because I haven't experienced both
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Care to elaborate on that? i assume you have experianced both to say that? Seems i touch odd and would be interested to know your reasons....
i would admit im a virgin. but it would be a lie.
thanks, dessa
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How long did it take you to develop that strategy?
Anyway, I think it depends on the mood and/or the relative frequency/duration of both events. (You cant play games 24 hours http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif )
can't you? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-computer.gif
LOL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-laugh4.gifQuote:
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i am 16
and was with another 16 year old, who was sober and was willing, so there is nothing wrong with it.
thanks, dessa
Except the two of you are not married http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gifQuote:
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j/k, don't get pregnant http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
I said game because I haven't actually experienced sex, properly. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/barrel.gif
I think, it was kind of at a party and I was a little drunk,
well a lot drunk, http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-dizzy2.gif
okay I was so stoned I spent 1/2 an hour trying to chat up a potted plant. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-blush.gif
Then again I'm only 16 so I've got my whole life to live so I'll take life as it comes.
For me, sex is chained to marriage... I am not married and so there shall be no sex until that point.
Turns out I haven't had sex yet. The girl agrees. C'est la Vie.
Shouldnt you at least try before you buy Lehesu? Just joking...Quote:
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And after you are married you find out about the whole ball and chain meaning of marriage. She has the chain and it is attached to your balls http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gifQuote:
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right-on, it's the same here http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...-2thumbsup.gifQuote:
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is this because of a religious conviction on your part or is it just a decision you've made on a practical level?
OMG ROFLMAO http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-laugh4.gifQuote:
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A. If the car looks nice, and the engine runs fine, I guess I can forgo a test drive. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/cool.gif
B. Practical and religious. STDs and complicated messes of emotional relationships just aren't my style. The religious reasons are self-explanatory.
Yep but if you really hate the driving style or the car runs only once a month when it doesnt have a headache then you ll want to go testdrive another car in no time. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
I suppose I shall have to read up on mechanic skills; I think I should be able to get it running to my liking. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/rolleyes.gifQuote:
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Ooh that can be a little more difficult and consuming than what you may think. But it's your choice anyway.Quote:
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For me it is SEX all the way...
I'm an animal... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Well, when sex is frequent and pleasing enough you can spend some time playing Shoggy or MTW or something else and regain some strength...
It gets even more funny when she decides to play MTW along with you When you hear her proposal you first go http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-stunned.gif then http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...nquisitive.gif and then http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-smile.gif . When she decides to disregard your (somewhat oppresive) efforts to advise her how to play and she does a fatal tactical mistake you first go http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-wall.gif and you both start http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-argue.gif . When you realise where this is heading you get a little http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-clown.gif and a little http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-jester.gif so when she soothes up after a while, the foreplay may commence... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
This proves clearly (or somewhat foggy) that sex leads to games and games straight back to sex. It's a vicious circle Well...perhaps not so vicious after all
I'm really interested though to see what the girls in this forum think about it. It's mostly men posting here so far.
Ooh and congratulations for your baby Mount Suribachi You see, sex can be more productive than gaming... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Really? Why, do you expect a different answer?Quote:
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:sighs, and shoots a giant hole in the tenuous veil of ambiguity that may or may not be surrounding a certain frog's status: As long as you have a loving relationship, and are safe then no game can ever even get close. You know, right now I would take an evening of playing an innocent game of chess with goldfish over an evening with RTW; the company of the right person is worth far more and is far more satisfying, meaningful and enjoyable than any game. Having spent so long unhappy I know what a precious, irreplaceable thing simple happiness is; my boyfriend can make me happy just by being in the same room, a feat no game has ever matched. I would be stark raving mad if I ever even needed to think about which to choose, an evening with goldfish or with RTW.
After you have been married for over 15 years, sex is something you threaten your wife with to piss her off. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-argue.gif LOL
I didn't expect a different answer. I was just curious.Quote:
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Thanks
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AHHHHH.. that's scary:jawdrop: eek.Quote:
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