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Ah yes here it finally is the thread were gods land is disscused. If you are a Texan post and to discuss Texan Topics. If you are not a Texan you may sit and watch but dont speak ~;) no seriouisly Beruit said I must play nice and I shall. First question. Who was the best Texan? I say Sam Houston
Hey strike, are people from Ohio welcome? I think people from Ohio are the greatest...
hmmm...Discuss and Texas and Topics. Three words that always equal= Nap :laugh4: jk
Well I'm from Kansas, but I've lived most my life in Texas, so I think I count as a 'Texan'.
Texas issues...hmm...
San Antonio Spurs or Dallas Mavaricks? Both Texas teams. Who you want to win?
I think the spurs
Red Adair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I find you the best Texan Strike.
Can I join the club now ?
:balloon2:
I'm a fan of the Cowboys since 88, can i join the club ?
Greatest Texans ever ?? Emmit Smith !! hehehe:2thumbsup:
I always thought Yorkshire was God's own land? You crazy Amerikans.
Didn't he dance with Ginger Rogers? :inquisitive: :laugh4: :embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
I...well i...actually in light or recent warnings i'd better get out of here, lest i offend the texicans:lipsrsealed2:
You are both wrong, Dundee is God's own land, but he neglects it...Quote:
Originally Posted by currywurry
I always thought Texas was a DIY and Garden shop taken over by Homebase some time ago... They made nice garden furniture, no wonder it was God's land until the infidel (that is to say, Homebase) took it over...
I don't see how one could live in Texas, though, unless one wanted to eat bird-feeders and compost...
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Furthermore, wouldn't a delivery be somewhat difficult in Texas? Surely there isn't the apporopriate equiment? Do they use a large pair of secateurs to cut the cord?
Roy Orbinson! :balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by the honky tonk kid
What a voice...
George Washington Bush. :2thumbsup:
You forget Bayern.Quote:
Originally Posted by currywurry
I dont think Sam Houston was a Texan.
I know my greatest Texan, my girlfriend... :laugh4:
One day I will see Dallas - apparently its really good, though I find it hard to believe it could be better than Cambridge or that Texas itself could be better than Yorkshire. If only the American immigration system wasn't such a turd I might go see the land of the free one day.
If I had to go for a famous greatest Texan, it'd be "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Man that guy was/is cool (is he still around?)
I'm a Texan! So I'm an auto-member! :idea2:
LOL. Texas is definently an awesome place, it's big, beautiful, and full of awesome people! I don't understand what Duke Malcom was talking about, or what he said for that matter, but oh well.
Best Texan would have to be Sam Houston, and yes, he was a born and raised Texan.
-ZainDustin
So far the only Texans that have posted here are Strike, Alexanderofmacedon, and me. All you outsiders are breaking the rules!!! lol. :laugh4:
-ZainDustin
I was born in Texas, and still retain my citizenship.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZainDustin
But..but all I've only really wanted is to be a Texan. :embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by ZainDustin
C..can't I post here?
I'm not the one who makes the rules.. I actually don't know who does/did. But, Drone can be a part of it because he was born in Texas (lying? who knows).
Louis VI... you're French, you have a thread talking about Texas and France. I'll leave your decision to SFTS. :wink:
-ZainDustin
I only made that out of frustration of not being Texan. :sweatdrop:
Texans
AOM
ZD
Csar
SFTS
Redleg
Honorary Texans
Fasial
LEN
Drone
Louie
Kurki
Dutch Guy
Howabout making Texas an honourary state of Australia.
Our state rights are stronger then those in the USA. Texas would make a nice addition to Australia, Texas would help round out the number of smaller states afterall.
Haha, before we join Australia, if anything we would seceed from the U.S. and become our own country. There's many people who want to do that, after all.
-ZainDustin
I say go Mavs.
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Texas club without Faisal? Blasphemy! :no:
Oh, I'm SFTS's mercenary bodyguard commander. ~;)
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Go Spurs Go!
You won't mind this then, eh, SFTS the King Texan who is GMoAtT as well ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
https://img114.imageshack.us/img114/165/texanbul2qa.jpg
Yes, and helpful people, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZainDustin
Since I shopped in Texas a few times, can't I be a Texan, too?
Michael Shawn Hickenbottom (aka. The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels)Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
he gre up in San Antonio
Tottenham? :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by ZainDustin
Yes, the Tottenham Hotspurs are frequently abbreviated to Spurs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viking
:balloon2:
Another candidate for Best Texan:
Tom Landry.
(Sam Houston, pffffft!!! He was just a politician)
Spurs are kicking .... stuff... at the moment, and were even the champions last year against the Pistons by what.... 1 point?
-ZainDustin
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Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
Yer. I just figured out that the Spurs also was a team in some American sport. :sweatdrop:
I knew he wasn't a Texan.:book:Quote:
Samuel Houston (March 2, 1793 – July 26, 1863) was a 19th century American statesman, politician and soldier. The Virginia-born
I knew it, but I didn't dare oppose SFTS. That kid knows everything about Texas history...Gah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Csar
There was no Texas when Sam was born....but he made sure there was one before he died. :knight:
Yes there was, but it was only a province of Mexico.:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
You guys are right, Sam Houston was born in Virginia, I looked it up right after I posted and saw I was wrong. Shoulda looked it up BEFORE I posted. :oops:
Some of Texas was a province of Mexico.
-ZainDustin
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When Sam was born there was no Mexico either. It was Nuevo Espana. :book2:
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Hmmm... interesting.
-ZainDustin
i want to join this texas club, but i am from Iowa, they are pretty much the same, so how bout it?
Haha, no state is the same from the other, my friend.
-ZainDustin
/heart attack:dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by bettkicker19
LOL, exactly the same.
*I look at the screen, pass out, wake up, look at the screen again, and pass out once more*
Got to keep my fav club going: :sweatdrop:
Should Texas proclaim it's independence?
It is bigger than France, more populous than Australia. I say we Texans proclaim our independence again and become masters of our own destiny.:knight:
I don't think it'd work...Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Go Texas go! :cheerleader:
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Yeehaw boyhowdy dadgum yes:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
My credentials: born well south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Us Southerners already tried that once - seceding from the Union. It didn't work too well the first time around, so I think we ought to think it over for a few centuries before trying again. :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
but this time we have a plaaaaaaaaan
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Texas never fails you traitor :furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon
So Strike whats the plan?:juggle2:
Don't be so harsh on Bush, the poor man wouldn't know what to do.
I remain a devout Texas Club member, and will follow the commands of my leader, Strike For The South!!! :army:
So, what's the plan, Strike?
Cut right along the border and push off. Then a 100 ft wall and we shall be free and indpendent:2thumbsup:
I had a Texas Double Whopper for lunch today
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I always liked the music TV show Austin City Limits, and I spent a year one weekend, in El Paso years ago (long,confusing story involving booze, hookers, airplanes, shoes and billiards).
Am I in?
So your plan is to physically push off from Oklahoma, NewMexico, old Mexico, Arkansas & Louisiana... until Texas floats free in the Gulf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Brilliant. I'll take the part that borders Las Cruses, NM. Let me know when to start pushing. Meanwhile, I'll just drink these handy Miller Genuine Draft Beers that seem to have magically appeared (note: am I gonna hafta switch to Lone Star beer now?).
Looks like I'm the evil antagonist yankee, whom does not wish to split.:embarassed:
Oh well...
Muhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:evil: :evil:
I'll make sure it doesn't work!!!!!!!!
*anti-push*
You'll have to cut underneath as well sir, Texan land is connected to the Earth and is pretty darned solid.
No, Texas is floating on one great slippery, greasy oilfield. All we have to do is cut ourselves loose from the mainland, give it one big push and off we go!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiberius
We'll slide right into the Caribbean. :idea2:
*anti-push*Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
{Force Push}
LoL. The Texas accent in 2009 will be "Rasta Mon, ya'll". :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
I guess your part of our Texas Club Kukrikhan Welcome.
So now where a nation in the middle of the Carribean maybe we should start kicking and go be off the coast of Canada.
Now I'm starting to like this idea...
1) The Mavs are going to win tommorow
2) Michigan is greater than Texas
3) Mavs are still going to win (Pistons' defense can't stop Dallas's guns...)
:balloon2:
Texas>Michigan
1) Yes, Mavs are going to winQuote:
Originally Posted by Reenk Roink
2) Michigan is worse than Texas
3) Mavs are still going to win (Pistons' defense can't stop Dallas's guns...)
Tx > Mi
!!!!
Exhibit 1:
American Civil War: Union victory over Confederacy
Michigan: Union
Texas: Confederacy
Exhibit 2:
Detroit Red Wings defeat Dallas Stars in Western Conference Finals of 1998 4-2
Detroit wins Stanley Cup
Dallas does not
Detroit: Michigan
Dallas: Texas
Shall I continue? ~;)
Exhibit 1:
University of Texas Longhorns vs. Michigan Wolverines
Longhorns - 38
Wolverines - 37
Exhibit 2:
NBA Finals 2005.
Detriot Pistons lose to San Antonio Spurs
Texas - 1, Michigan - 1
Plus we're bigger! :cowboy:
Yes you are. You dont have to switch lone star. We dont drink that anglo saxon brew. We prefer the sweet czech german Shiner Bock much better but you may drink what you like.Quote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
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^^ Is that what the average Texan looks like Zain? :laugh4:
Phew. For one awful moment I thought some hooligan had started a thread dedicated to the terrible Scottish MOR "rock" band Texas.
Imagine my relief when I found out it was about some obscure part of North America. Carry on chaps!
No. On average, that's what the New England part of the U.S. people look like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiberius