HI
where does the patch go to to cloth those nude men? :laugh4:
:juggle2:
The RTW folder?
Rome/ data ?
which?
thanks
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HI
where does the patch go to to cloth those nude men? :laugh4:
:juggle2:
The RTW folder?
Rome/ data ?
which?
thanks
Gah.
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Originally Posted by Sarcasm
I think that tops the list of best replies ever.
I would presume you just point it to your R:TW folder like you do when installing EB.
Most people, including myself, I have just made a presumption, will not know how to do this as they like to play EB historically - with naked units. Some people do it, however, for an entirely different reason.
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Originally Posted by Avlvs Libvrnivs Britannicvs Maximvs
Why, over their "willies" of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by swhunter
Sorry couldn't resist. :shame: :laugh4:
Drop the .exe file into your RTW folder (where RomeTW.exe is) and then Install it. It will install the proper files into their proper folders.Quote:
Originally Posted by swhunter
Does a pixillated phallus really bother you that much dude?
It is obvious that he, unlike us is not aQuote:
Originally Posted by Zaknafien
perverthistorically accurate player.
Lol.......:laugh4:
Cant wait to see does naked men on the Rome2:TW engine in EB3!
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Originally Posted by Lovejoy
Each man with a difrently sized and difrently colored willy?, maybe even some with no willy!
hi you nuts! :wall: :laugh4:
First all a hanging johnson
or a piller of Greece
or hanging spear
makes it all to easy!
All you need is one smack
or swing and hes holding his boys!:smash:
Love the modd but i wouldnt be running after the enemy
it would be after the ladies!
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Yet you could add an addon which would give you a spear and sword
which is to concider! :laugh4:
:duel: :charge:
thanks for all your o.2
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Sometimes I start thinking about installing this patch =)
While playing Epeirote campaign, I use swarms of slingers as garrisons on my northern border.
And when on occasional encounter they start killing those funny naked barbarians, it is very painful for me to imagine what these nudists suffer.
And don't tell me they were under some kind of drugs, when you're hit in the balls by a stone, you'll feel it, no matter if you had your dose or you hadn't :laugh4:
It's worth remembering that we have a number of "underage" players here, and for many of them, game time can and does involve occasional parental monitoring. And not all parents are open minded enough to grasp the concept that it's "historical" for their son or daughter to be playing a game that involves large naked men.
Indeed. They might turn out gay for all we know.
So, what you're saying is that for these parents, killing and enslaving other people is ok, but God forbid if someone's doing it with his willy out! Is that it? :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kull
There was a Southpark episode about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Acy Topia
Well, in the movie someone said "violence and death is ok, as long as you don't say any naughty words!"Quote:
Originally Posted by abou
Wow !
See what i started? Ask a simple install question and before you know it
you have sides drawn, armys marching, flags waveing, Nude men running around flapping in the wind, runnin about to kill the enemy and to cut off their
Dongs... :oops: :whip:
You might as well have a king with a wives patch to bring in
a happness to the government of that faction also!:beam:
No i feel we should keep the sex in the moves, in books, at school :jawdrop:
and outdoors instead in games.
just my feelings! :2cents:
thanks love the game!!!
could you add some spartans with the helmits?
please!! Like the ones from ATG ?
theres allready a long list of units.
That is EXACTLY it. Many members of the EB team look at the mod as an opportunity to educate people about the ancient times we portray, and if this simple (albeit ahistorical) fix allows a kid to fend off his ignorant parents and gain some knowledge of these fascinating times, well, that's a small price to pay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Acy Topia
And this is not a theoretical exercise btw.
You have hit upon the bed rock of American culture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Acy Topia
hmm, I wonder if as they say is true and drugs and violence does make people commit those acts in real life, I wonder if you combine drugs, violence and add a bit of Whipping willy in a game if you will get kids running around naked druged up and charging through there local wal-mart with a sword
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Originally Posted by Rilder
We had one EB member do that, to try to get an accurate feel of how their stats would be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilder
Personally I enjoy walking around ingesatae if you know what I mean. Dudes, if Im at home, Im gonna be a naked fanatic, I can tell you that much for damn sure. :)
I'm sooooo gonna use this as an example the next time someone asks how indepth and how much research was put into EB :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusader
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Originally Posted by Acy Topia
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Originally Posted by Rilder
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Originally Posted by Zaknafien
This thread should get an award for the funniest thread 2007.
Yes, please, let's dis-inter this very, very dead horse.
If it goes anything like the last twenty threads on the subject, it will turn into page after page of those with European sensibilities being snooty about how it's just anatomy and those with American sensibilities being defensive about the need for a loincloth. I'm sure this thread will, like all of the others, allow each side to come to a greater understanding of the other instead of allowing veiled cultural potshots which continue far, far beyond the point of the original question which was "where do I find the modesty patch?"
Look at me, ma - I can predict the future.
This response is hilarious. Really made my day! :laugh4: Keep 'em coming guys!:beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Caratacos
If the EB team really wanted realism they would need to alter the charging and walking animations...
The more I think about it, they would have to be on drugs - have you ever tried to run around naked? Not fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignator
And that is why there aren't any Gaesatae cavalry because knowing them, they would ride bareback.
"My Tribe for a horse, MY TRIBE FOR A HORSE!"Quote:
Originally Posted by abou
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Originally Posted by Rilder
More realisticly:
"My willy for a horse! My willy for a horse!
This is going to start the blame game, isn't it?
I blame Dayve and Telekos for starting this.
Actually we can't blame Telekos anymore. He is no longer of equal satus, we must obey his instrictions and worship him :grin:
Of course we can blame Dayve as much as we like :grin3:
LOL!!!!!! :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Patriarch of Constantinople
when you advertise this "excellent" mod, be sure to put some willy men on the front cover!!! you sales (oops i mean downloads) will rocket sky high!!!!! :laugh4:
but be careful as the thread may be spammed with bloodthirsty perverts demanding "Nudorum Barbarorum!!!" :laugh4:
or maybe put willy men on the front page of your website to excite newcomers!!!!!!!!!! :laugh4:
you guys might think I'm crazy but PLEASE PIN THIS THREAD DUDE!!!!!!!!! It's got to be the funniest thread I've ever seen.
It's fun for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by abou
Don't tell me you really do that :jawdrop: !? Do you?? ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lignator
And here we have the ultimate argument for porting EB to BI- with the swimming feature, the Gaesatae CAN GO SKINNY DIPPING!:cheerleader: :flowers: ~:cheers:
Yeah and after they get out of the ice cold water they won't be anywhere near as fearsome (if you know what i mean :eyebrows:)Quote:
Originally Posted by oudysseos
:ahh:~:eek: :laugh4:
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This thread is hilarious
You do realize the ulterior meaning of "bare backing", right? :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by abou
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Well, the Gaesatae are Celts and there have been rumors about Celtic chieftens and their horses... mum is the word on that though.
Of course he does. Infact, a recent (anonymous) study proved that up to 70% of North Americans run about naked at least ten times in their life-span. 30% do so on a regular basis. This is surprisingly higher than in Europe, where contrary to claims of a more relaxed attitude, their figures show as 65% and 20%. Asians are known to be the highest ranking, with the entirety of the population running around naked from sun-rise to sun-set.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grand Lord of Poop~
Fact.
:idea2: This reminds me of something at a recent football game at my school a couple of kids ran naked across the field during the middle of the game...the players were so intent on winning the game they didn't even notice :laugh4:
haha lol but seriously i am a chinese!!!:jawdrop: you have discovered my secrets!!!!! :eyebrows:. I don't know, maybe it has something to do with our ancestry!! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Justiciar
You know the ironic thing would be if swh was naked when he wrote this-- well we have no proof that he wasn't... so i'm going to make a leap and say he was :tongue3:.Quote:
Originally Posted by swhunter
Sorry if this is a bemusing post but i've just been reading the "bartix" thread and it's put me in a strange and amusing mood.
In R2:TW, maybe you could implent "flashing women" for Sweboz? You have background for that..:2thumbsup:
And BTW, running about naked is fun!
Stats, stats,... I'm still grounded because of this! Oh well at least we got an agreement on scares enmy infantry, tough that might have been caused by the excessive amount of hair on my...nevermind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusader
And how it effects moral :grin:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusader
I can see it now:
"Gestae gone wild!"