Mafia VIII: Return of the Recommencement of the Revenge of the Mafia [Concluded]

[FactionHeir]

Too many voters?

And of course Kage, that's all there is to it

[GeneralHankerchief]

Too many voters?

And of course Kage, that's all there is to it

That, the fact that I want to do good kills, and real life.

[Ferret]

You have a life!?

What kind of orgah are you?

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[Caius]

lol.

Vote:CA

Gotcha. Caught Ichi and CA as mafia. Game over guys.

[Ferret]

Well played Caius, have to hand it to you, that was great play for a detective, vigilante super voter supreme deluxe special edition absolutely tippity top unstoppable secret character GH invented, never seen that role do so well before.

[Tratorix]

Fos: Caius for trying to vote during the night phase.

[shlin28]

FoS Tratorix for pointing out the obvious

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. It was another beautiful day in the tranquil Kingdom of Peace and Love. With the sun just starting to rise, nature was displayed in all of its majesty, with little to disturb the golden rays from inching upon the soft dew of the grass, the multicolored birds from arising and beginning their daily symphony, the-

BLAM!

Startled, the birds flew away, one of them depositing their droppings on the Chief of Police's car.

A morning jogger by the name of Tratorix was down on the ground in an alleyway as part of a shortcut he had taken on the way home. He had tripped to a loose shoelace. Upon tying his shoe, he got up and promptly sat down in surprise at what he had seen.

A man, dressed in a trenchcoat and gray fedora, was looking down at Tratorix and pleasantly smiling.

"Delightful morning, isn't it," he asked. Tratorix, still in shock, especially at the man's impeccable dress at this hour, did not respond. The well-dressed man went on. "Of course, those birds are a bit annoying... Anyway, it's a shame it'll be your last." The single shot went off, unnaturally loudly, setting the birds off. Tratorix crumpled, never to jog again.

Three hours later, Omanes Alexandropolites woke up and looked around groggily, searching for his clock. It felt late. Finally finding the clock and confirming the time, he realized that it was late. The birds were supposed to wake him up.

"I wonder where they went," he wondered out loud. Bah, never mind. It was time to get on with his (abbreviated) morning routine.

"Skip breakfast or shower?" he asked. He considered both possibilities. Omanes was of the firm belief that breakfast was the most important meal of the day, and did his best to sit down and see the day in right every day. Of course, showering was important as well. A person with good hygiene was a person with good health, after all.

Eventually he decided to skip breakfast, opting instead for the shower. After all, he would suffer by going hungry, but if he didn't take a shower then everybody else would suffer by having to smell his reek. After getting into his bathrobe, Omanes opened the curtain to his shower.

"You chose wrong," said a man, fully-dressed, pumping a shotgun and evidently waiting for him. A second later Omanes was gone.

"Looks like the bathroom's gonna need to be cleaned again," the man remarked as he left without looking back.

Later that day, Chief of Police Beirut had all of the townspeople gathered in the Frontroom Square to make an announcement.

"Gentlemen," he began, "at approximately 6:08 this morning Tratorix was brutally murdered by a single shot to the head. As a result of this crime the birds in the area, startled, all flew away, ONE OF THEM SOILING MY CAR. Were it not for the gunshot, it still would have been clean! This is unacceptable. I want you all to find who fired that shot and lynch him!"

"Uh," someone in the audience said, what about finding who killed Tratorix? I think Omanes is dead, too, should we do anything about that?"

"Yes... of, uh, course..." Beirut stammered, clearly forgetting about the two murders when compared with the magnitude of his car being used for target practice. "Right, well, it's probably the work of the mafia, and as everybody knows, cops can't do anything about the mafia, so it's up to you guys to find the perps who killed Tratorix, murdered Omanes, and made my car dirty, and lynch them. This will be done democratically, so get to it!"

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Still alive: (38)
Ichigo
Privateerkev
RoadKill
TinCow
Elite Ferret
woad&fangs
shlin28
makaikhaan
Sasaki Kojiro
LittleGrizzly
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Craterus
Caius
Gaius Scribonius Curio
peverpink
Sarathos
Andres
Mithrandir
Beefy187
Tiberius of the Drake
KukriKhan
TevashSzat
|Sith|R|AntiWarmanCake88
Crazed Rabbit
Fenring
Lord Winter
CountArach
Kommodus
Rythmic
Seamus Fermanagh
Quintus.J.Cicero
Kagemusha
georgeman51
discovery1
FactionHeir
Joe Monks

Killed:
Tratorix
Omanes Alexandropolites

[FactionHeir]

Hmmm they killed 2 lurkers

vote: LittleGrizzly for being the third person to FoS during night phase.
I think myself, Kagemusha and RK are definitely innocent judging from posts so far.

[Privateerkev]

vote Privateerkev:

No mafia member would be so crazy as to vote for himself.

Therefore I must either be innocent or doing the biggest WIFOM in history.

Tally:

Privateerkev:1 (Privateerkev)
LittleGrizzly:1 (FactionHeir)

[RoadKill]

vote Privateerkev:

No mafia member would be so crazy as to vote for himself.

Therefore I must either be innocent or doing the biggest WIFOM in history.

Tally:

Privateerkev:1 (Privateerkev)
LittleGrizzly:1 (FactionHeir)

I agree. Vote: Privateerkev

[Ferret]

vote:Privateerkev

for being so crazily crazy, it is obviously a cunning mafia ploy to make himself look like a townie when in actual fact he is mafia. Truth is no role would vote themself with good intentions as it is never in their objectives to do so, unless GH has gone mad...

[Ferret]

Damn you roadkill, now I'm third on the bandwagon!

[RoadKill]

you can thank me by not voting me.

[Kagemusha]

Because this is the Classic, surely the starting vote will be the classic also: Vote: Sasaki

[Craterus]

vote: Privateerkev

We need clever, cunning people if we're going to win this. And that was neither. Even if you're not mafia, I don't think you're a very good townie.

[Ferret]

bet he regrets voting himself now

tally:
PK:4 (PK, Roadkill, EF, Craterus)
Sasaki:1 (kagemusha)
LG:1 (FH)

[shlin28]

Vote: EliteFerret

He was the third bandwagonner on the stupidest bandwagon ever!

[TinCow]

Vote: Privateerkev
Poetic justice.

[Csargo]

Vote:Sasaki

Also, Disco does as well.

[discovery1]

Vote:Sasaki

Also, Disco does as well.

BANDWAGON!!!!

Vote:Sasaki

[Privateerkev]

bet he regrets voting himself now

Not at all. If I'm a bad towny, then it is better off if I get lynched. Rest assured I will stay active even in death.

tally:

PK:5 (PK, Roadkill, EF, Craterus, TinCow)

Sasaki:3 (kagemusha, Ichigo, discovery1)

Elite Ferret: 1 (Shlin28)
LG:1 (FH)

[woad&fangs]

Vote: EF
I'm blatantly plagiarizing Shlin's reasoning on this one.

[Tiberius of the Drake]

I vote for the Shadow Warrior....
Vote:Kagemusha

(i.e random vote)

[Sarathos]

If I'm a bad towny, then it is better off if I get lynched. Rest assured I will stay active even in death

So there is no point in lynching you nor is there a point in you being alive because you are supposedly going to active either way. But if you are town it is benefital if you stay alive and vote out the mafia, so what is the point of voting yourself?

Vote:Privateerkev, if you really want to be lynched...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote:Tratorix

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Vote:Sasaki

Classic vote

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote:Tratorix

[LittleGrizzly]

i was going tovote for EF for being third on the bandwagon but then i would be third on the bandwagon of the person who was third on the bandwagon..... but it was a pretty stupid bandwagon

Vote EliteFerret

tally:

PK:5 (PK, Roadkill, EF, Craterus, TinCow)

Sasaki:3 (kagemusha, Ichigo, discovery1)
Elite Ferret: 3 (Shlin28)(W&F)(LG)

LG:1 (FH)
Kagemusha:1 (TotD)

[LittleGrizzly]

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