Mini Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread) [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I already have the kills in. So, imagine that, night phase is over already!


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"This is Kent Brockman, in the channel 6 helicopter with Ernie Pye. But this is no mere traffic report..."

Pye:
"Hey!"

Kent Brockman:
"Face facts, Ernie. We are hovering over Burns Manor, where Charles Montgomery Burns is in critical condition. It appears that Burns was intended to be another victim of the mass murderer, who is still unidentified. Set this helicopter down, Ernie!

Police were called as soon as the culprit entered the premesis by shattering a window. It appears that the masked villain smashed an antique vase over his head and attempted to poison him with alcohol. Mister Burns, do you have anything to tell reporters about this incident?"

Burns:
"That cowardly brute was after my precious money, I am sure of it. I managed to swallow my gold tooth, and my Rolex watch before the villain could intoxicate me. The sadistic freak actually managed to force me to drink an entire glass of Cold Duck before I passed out from the awful taste."

Kent Brockman:
"How did you manage to alert police?"

Burns:
"Well, the silent alarm released the hounds, and also contacted police for me. Luckily, Smithers was here to clean up the broken glass and the vase, and also give me a sponge bath and a brain massage before police showed up."

Kent Brockman:
"Fascinating. Well, there have been two near-deaths in Springfield tonight. I sincerely hope that whomever is behind all of this is getting a good laugh, because I do not find it at all amusing. This is ratings week, and people want to see blood and gore."

Burns:
"Excellent. Now get off my property before I have you arrested for trespassing, newsie."

Kent Brockman:
Are we still being broadcast on Fox, Ernie?

Ernie:
"Of course"

Kent Brockman:
"Go yourself, Mister Burns."

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In a surprise twist, it appears Mister Burns (Fenring) was not successfully murdered. So no additional victims tonight.

Everyone is still alive. And yes, people can and will die in this game.


Still alive:

Quintus JC
Elite Ferret
Sarathos
Motep
Lord Winter
Warmaster Horus
Tratorix
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt.
Ibn-Khaldun
Craterus
El DiabloBeefy 187- survived one lynch.

Begin Day Two.

[Ferret]

Bad hosting move, if you do that then we know that the mafia must have been online/active in the last 2 or 3 hours...

[Askthepizzaguy]

@EF Wrong. I get the lynches by email.

That line of thinking doesn't hold up. They could be specifically avoiding being active on this site during that time.

[Ferret]

Well in that case I officially declare myself illiterate and stupid, my apologies

[Askthepizzaguy]

Dont say that, EF.

Its a common tactic to try to catch the murderer by watching who's been online. I specifically requested the mafia members to not pm me the murders, and also for everyone to contact me by email only.



I knew you guys would try to catch them that way, and I've rendered that method impossible.

[Ferret]

But I'm still stupid for not looking for that in the rules before insulting your hosting skills...

[Kralizec]

Vote: Elite Ferret

Because your latest post might have been an act. And it's the only suspicion I have at this point.

[Warmaster Horus]

This is getting suspicious...

Well, to do an FH imitation: who was on for those two hours and a half?