I rest and close my case as I proceed to open that bag of cheese doodles like a giant handful of confetti. Now, I have to ask, if most cheese is either yellowish or white, why are cheese doodles reddish-orange ? Are we supposed to be convinced that as we stuff ourselves with dehydrated artificial cheese puffs of mostly air that they are also in fact carrots or something? Or is their a cheese I am not aware of that might count as neon red/orange? Such Neon cheese would be interesting, if one gets past the noble gas. One could use that Neon cheese as a handy flashlight...which also brings to me why the heck are most lights YELLOW?! The sun does not shine down yellow light, it shines pure light! Why the heck would we make lights that are yellow! Or orange! Or even black! What sense does a blacklight make if your going to cover the bulb in a black coating in an attempt to tone down the light?! USE A CANDLE, if your that fearful of light! And what the heck is the point of UV lights?! We have a sun you know, makes tons of UV rays, all the time, doesn't even stop, and you don't have to pay a cent. So why do we even have pennies ? They cost more to produce and manufacture then they are worth. Does this mean if I go to a bank with several hundred thousand pennies, they OWE ME money? If not, then everybody is getting ripped off, because were attached to the guy on the damn coin. Move him to another COIN! IT'S HONESTLY NOT THAT HARD! I swear people these days...