The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[Thermal]

just food for the zombies.....therefore.....Vote:TevashSzat

(charming!)
oh and i beliveeeeeee the correct term would be genetically produces farming-fizzy delectables

[TevashSzat]

hmmmm......as much as I would love to keep you around Itchy.....Your uselessness last night in helping with the zombie problem are clear.....and even if you are Patty and Salma you are still useless and are just food for the zombies.....therefore.....Vote:TevashSzat

Well, I actually sent in orders to kill Rythmic, which whoever was comic book guy killed too. So there, we both went after the same zombie. Thats right, I'm Itchy&Scratchy....

How bout a deal guys.....I will help you guys kill zombies if you let me live?

[Thermal]

Well, I actually sent in orders to kill Rythmic, which whoever was comic book guy killed too. So there, we both went after the same zombie. Thats right, I'm Itchy&Scratchy....

How bout a deal guys.....I will help you guys kill zombies if you let me live?

if you couldnt tell from my excruciatingly bad acting already i'm comic book guy, and the answers no

[Chaotix]

Notta chance, you've no reason to keep your end of the bargain as you have to kill us to win anyway. And we have to kill you to win, too.

[White_eyes:D]

YLC and Aries you guys better take out the two most active zombies ok? in the mean while Willie will get Greased up......and Itchy? you kinda screwed up when you attacked me

Edit:Aries and YLC I mean it PM each other and kill the mayor and ottoman they would be the most dangerous I think....

[TevashSzat]

YLC and Aries you guys better take out the two most active zombies ok? in the mean while Willie will get Greased up......and Itchy? you kinda screwed up when you attacked me

Edit:Aries and YLC I mean it PM each other and kill the mayor and ottoman they would be the most dangerous I think....

Well, you might be bluffing so I tried to call you on it in case you were a serial killer too or whatever, but alas, it didn't work (you aren't unkillable either you know)

[White_eyes:D]

Well, you might be bluffing so I tried to call you on it in case you were a serial killer too or whatever, but alas, it didn't work (you aren't unkillable either you know)

*Laughs and takes a long drink of whiskey* you thought you could kill Willie with those cheap robots? Never underestimate a Scotsman ( as I said Side show Bob was the only one who could take me out without at least losing a few limbs....)

[Beefy187]

*Laughs and takes a long drink of whiskey* you thought you could kill Willie with those cheap robots? Never underestimate a Scotsman ( as I said Side show Bob was the only one who could take me out without at least losing a few limbs....)

Wait.. wasnt Willie Irish? Not Scotsman?

[ULC]

No, Willie is most definitely a Scotsman

[Sigurd]

Tally:

TevashSzat: 5 (Chatorix, Quintus.JC, Aries, glyphz, White_eyes)
Glyphz: 3 (TevashSzat, YLC, YLC)

I guess Tevash should be considered lynched in this now 81 hour day phase?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Apologies for my lateness.

Indeed Tevash is dead. And night actions please...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Alive:

Aries777777
Chaotix27
El Diablo
Glyphz
NorthNovas
Quintus
Sarathos
Smowz
WhiteEyes:D
YLC- Lovejoy (in for swedishfish)
YLC- revived as Frink


Dead:

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)
Beefy187- (Sideshow Bob, executed after the vote, Day Five)
Andres- (Maggie Simpson, blown apart by Snake's magnum, Night Five)
Rythmic- (Slain Night Six by Comic Book Guy)
Lord Winter- WOG
TevashSzat- (Itchy and Scratchy, captured and dismantled by town, Day Seven)

The game should be over soon. I'll try not to let it slip again.

[Askthepizzaguy]

everyone with a night action has sent me a night action, or had an ally send the action. Thank you!

I don't have to waste time waiting.

Night Seven


Moe the bartender broke into the Kwik-E-Mart and began hunting down some... "Indian food". Apu was hiding behind the counter with his new shotgun.

"Come on, you filthy stinking corpse... Apu has a complimentary trip to the heavens to visit Vishnu. Just don't touch my carefully arranged magazines."

Moe turned towards the soft muttering and began stalking forward. Apu stood up and aimed his weapon, then pulled the trigger.

The weapon backfired, and Apu was knocked in the face with the recoil. The noise made the zombie run away out the window, but Apu was left bleeding pretty badly. This angered the usually calm and cheerful Hindu.

"Thank you, come again! I'll see you in hell!"

-one of Apu's "lives" was lost in the attack.

_____________________________

Doctor Julius Hibbert was wandering through the hospital, looking for fatty flesh to consume.

As he rounded a corner, he saw the Comic Book Guy. He roared with delight, which caused the huge nerd to turn his head and fire a phaser shot at the zombies' head.

The zombie was blinded, and began tipping backwards. It collided with a glass window and fell down to the parking garage below.

When Comic Book Guy finally waddled to the window however, there was no sign of the zombie.

_____________________________

Diamond Joe Quimby wandered towards the Frink Lab, blood oozing from his eyes and face.

The Frinkmeister was arming himself with his anti-zombie chronometric molecular discombobulator but did not see Quimby sneak up on him. When he turned and tried to fire, it was too late.

The Frinky one had his tasty, tasty brain eaten by zombies.

_____________________________

Monty Burns, Krusty the Clown, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, dressed in dark red robes, break inside Springfield Hospital and find a cluster of zombies feasting on their latest victim. They pulled shotguns from their robes and aimed carefully.

They fired their weapons at the zombies, and their bodies were blown to pieces.

3 zombies lay in ruin... Quimby, Otto, and Moe.






Alive: (8)

Aries777777
Chaotix27
Glyphz
Quintus
WhiteEyes:D
Smowz- Lovejoy (sub for YLC/swedishfish)
YLC- Frink
El Diablo

Dead: (21)

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)
Beefy187- (Sideshow Bob, executed after the vote, Day Five)
Andres- (Maggie Simpson, blown apart by Snake's magnum, Night Five)
Rythmic- (Slain Night Six by Comic Book Guy)
Lord Winter- WOG
TevashSzat- (Itchy and Scratchy, captured and dismantled by town, Day Seven)
Sarathos- (Moe the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)
NorthNovas- (Quimby the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)
Smowz- (Otto the Zombie, blown to pieces Night Seven)


Note that Smowz is subbing for YLC/Swedishfish to play Lovejoy.


Begin Day Eight, the final day (?)

Night actions to me in approx 48 hours, please. Votes until then...

[ULC]

I hate you Quimby

[Northnovas]

Hate him or love him you have to remember to vote for "Diamond Joe Quimby"!

[White_eyes:D]

Sooo......is Snake still alive?? or should we vote zombies to kill time and have laughs?

[Chaotix]

Odd... I suppose Snake could still be alive, although it's unlikely... I'm pretty sure it was Smowz (as Otto, before he was turned into a zombie). We probably just have to get rid of the remaining zombies to win, but we can do that during a lynch. Should we just waste a lynch on the zombies and then leave it to Aries and me and my gang to take down the zombies?

That's me, Quintus, and glyphz, by the way: as a safety net for the town in the event there are zombies left after all the mafia are dead, we become zombie slayers to take 'em all down. So just sit back and watch us knock'em dead!

Vote: YLC

[ULC]

You do realize that Zombies go first, correct? So I'll just finish off Glyphz and then we will see what happens, considering you three have to work together...

[White_eyes:D]

Vote:YLC I almost died laughing reading about "The Gang" that Chaotix has....

[Yoyoma1910]

Odd... I suppose Snake could still be alive, although it's unlikely... I'm pretty sure it was Smowz (as Otto, before he was turned into a zombie).

I think the clue for Snake was the always smelled like "wacky tabaccy." So it was likely Otto.

I'm also glad y'all finally got Tevash. I had sued him on night one, blocking his action.

But the vigilante killed me before I could make the connection between the no Itchy and Scratchy kill, and my own action. And it wouldn't have been fair for me to say anything post mortem..

[Thermal]

vote: ylc im glad doctor hibbert found my space rangers to be delectable, if only i'd worn quad-ral-optric gun goggles i'd have got him

[White_eyes:D]

vote: ylc im glad doctor hibbert found my space rangers to be delectable, if only i'd worn quad-ral-optric gun goggles i'd have got him

Take out YLC tonight.....once again the most active zombies must die....

[Smowz]

vote: Chaotix

[Quintus.JC]

vote: Chaotix

Care to give a reason?

Vote: YLC

[Sigurd]

Tally

YLC: 4 (Aries, Chatorix, White_eyes, Quintus)
Chatorix: 1 (Smowz)

not voting: 1 (glyphz)

About 9 hours remaining in this round.

[glyphz]

Vote: YLC

You do realize that Zombies go first, correct? So I'll just finish off Glyphz and then we will see what happens, considering you three have to work together...

I got a shotgun, you know. Confident that I can use it properly by now, if that means anything...

[Andres]

Muahahaha, you can't kill a zombie!

Vote : YLC

I'm alive! Alive!

[Smowz]

I thought you could not lynch a zombie?

[Sigurd]

Besides... zombies can't vote.
Back to your coffin Andres.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Zombies cannot be lynched... are you guys sure you want to do this?