The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[ULC]

You do realize that Zombies go first, correct? So I'll just finish off Glyphz and then we will see what happens, considering you three have to work together...

[White_eyes:D]

Vote:YLC I almost died laughing reading about "The Gang" that Chaotix has....

[glyphz]

Vote: YLC

You do realize that Zombies go first, correct? So I'll just finish off Glyphz and then we will see what happens, considering you three have to work together...

I got a shotgun, you know. Confident that I can use it properly by now, if that means anything...

[Andres]

Muahahaha, you can't kill a zombie!

Vote : YLC

I'm alive! Alive!

[Smowz]

I thought you could not lynch a zombie?

[Sigurd]

Besides... zombies can't vote.
Back to your coffin Andres.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Zombies cannot be lynched... are you guys sure you want to do this?

[Askthepizzaguy]

End of Day Eight. Lynching YLC was not possible due to his zombie status.

Night actions please.

[Thermal]

Muahahaha, you can't kill a zombie!

we'll see about that

[Thermal]

night up? this thread has stagnated for almost 3 days now....

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Eight is long over... tallying results, redesigning orbital vectors, calculating launch windows, and reticulating splines.

[ULC]

Night Eight is long over... tallying results, redesigning orbital vectors, calculating launch windows, and reticulating splines.

And you need to stop playing Sims 2

[Askthepizzaguy]

The town huddled inside the Springfield Hospital for their final stand.

The Hibbert zombie approached Burns... but Burns lifted his frail little arms and pulled the trigger of his shotgun, hands trembling, not even aiming... the noise frightened the zombie away.

Burns apparently has some anti-zombie skills.

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The Frink zombie scrambles forward and bites Apu on the foot, and the Hindu screams in pain and terror. Not willing to become a zombie, the brilliant Hindu blasts the zombie in the face and takes half of his leg with it.

The zombie, badly hurt, scrambles off, and Apu is left bleeding badly. There happens to be a blowtorch in the room, and Apu used it to burn the wound until it stopped bleeding, thus preventing him from bleeding to death. He would still need a doctor, and soon, but at least he wasn't dying and he wasn't a zombie.

Apu has 0 lives remaining.

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Finally, the last of the zombies broke through the barricade and advanced.
Krusty the clown and Monty Burns lifted their shotguns and pointed them at the advancing zombies, and both the Hibbert zombie and the Frink zombie were granted their eternal reward.

The town stood in shock, and everyone began to celebrate. The Springfield Mafia were dead, and all the serial killers had been eliminated. The zombies had all been destroyed.

Then, Apu lifted his weapon and aimed it at Reverend Lovejoy, and blasted the pesky priest's pious little head clean off his shoulders.

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Final Chapter

Groundskeeper Willie and Comic Book Guy turned and looked at their fellow Springfieldians, who had just rescued them from certain and imminent death at the hands of the undead; their allies who had destroyed Mafia and Murderer alike, and saw three men in Dark Red robes, each bearing the symbol of the Stonecutters.

The three Stonecutters looked at the obese Comic Book Guy and the drunken Scotsman, nodded to one another, and lifted their shotguns.

"Wait one second! I do not understand why you three are turning on us after all we have been through." said Comic Book Guy.

Willie spoke up: "Ach, these wee Stonecutters are a bunch of seedless grapes, minus the grapes. They wouldn't know honor or dignity if it mowed their lawns for them and unclogged their toilets after Burritofest. But I'm not going down without a fight like some cheese-eatin' surrender monkey! It's Willie's time to shine!"

Willie lifted his pitchfork and charged directly at Monty Burns and Apu, shouting vile curses in his Scottish dialect. Krusty the Clown blasted Willie's body to the floor, and the Scotsman spat blood and swore as he died.

Comic Book Guy looked at the Stonecutters and said with disgust "Worst ending ever!", and began firing his phaser at the trio. But the tub of lard was too slow and too fat, and the trio began blasting him with their shotguns. He fell to the ground.

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