Today was quite hot, a few men were sweating for other reasons however...
The sniper shifted uneasily, he didn't like this at all, he had no real arguments aside from people not talking.
The demoman was the first to accuse, blaming the medic, in "An attempt to further discussion" as he would've said.
The medic turned around and pointed fingers at the sniper, "You're the only one the spy didn't change to, you must be the spy! Trying to protect yourself!" he assured himself and everyone else.
"Oi, you! I think you're particuarly scummy! You just seem to vote nonsensically!" the sniper retorted back at the medic.
The heavy shifted where he was standing, "Hum... the demoman seems to be a leetle nervous.... but this sniper is giving me some bad vibes."
Everyone was pretty astounded he could pronounce all those words, let alone string them into a sentence!
The demoman turned around "Nothing to lose eh lads?" and he quickly turned his attention towards the sniper.
"Now wait just a damn minute!" Blackadder began to shout. "You think I'm the suspicious one? I'm the most normal bloke in these parts?
"Pretty much," the heavy said, lowering his precious sasha at him. "and for your normalcy..." the heavy paused a moment, searching for his next eloquent words that he would masterfully string together. "You are doing the death."
With that he unloaded his huge gun at the Blackadder who just closed his eyes and covered his ears.
The heavy laughed, and stopped firing. Blackadder uncovered his ears and opened his eyes, He looked around him and saw bullet holes everywhere.
He snickered, "Whoo boy, that was so terrifying, why don't you ju-" Blackadder had opened his eyes at where the heavy was standing, but instead saw the heavy charging at him, bare-fisted. "Whoa wait what're you d-"
Blackadder had almost finished his sentence when he was punched right in the face. His jaw separated from his head and his tongue hung out, he attempted to grab it and push it back in his mouth but the heavy's second punch knocked his torso clean off of the rest of his body parts.
They watched his face on the floor, but it still did not turn
This was a bad turn of events for the RED team...
Alive(3/9)
Death is Yonder
Atheotes
LittleGrizzly
Dead(6/9)
Splitpersonality - Soldier
Blue Spy # 1 - Disguised as Pyro
TheFlax - Red Spy
AVSM - Red Engineer
ATPG - Red Scout
Captain Blackadder - Red Sniper
Things can still work for the town, orders need to be in!
Last edited by Splitpersonality; 06-13-2009 at 05:59.
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.
The night was dark, dark as dustbowl got anyway. As the men tried to sleep, one of them was wide awake. Paranoid...
The demoman sat in his room, thinking. In his room, on the floor was the head of Splitpersonality, the soldier. He looked at it, asking him questions every so often, much to his dismay the head said very little. The Deathisyonder placed his head in his hands, and he took a deep breath and sighed. What was he going to do? He knew that the success of the town hung in the balance that night, and if things went wrong anywhere down the line he would lose.
"Lose..." he said to himself and chuckled, "like this were actually a game.." he sighed again and took a swig from his bottle.
There was a gentile rap on the door, "Who is it?" he inquired, picking up his demogun.
"It is, me" Atheotes said, "the medic."
DIY loaded his grenade launcher, "Keep talkin' why are ya here?" he cautiously asked.
"I- I don't know, with all this going on, I had to check on you, it's my job as a medic you know... I have to help people. Can you let me in to make sure you're okay? I need to see it myself" Atheotes said.
DIY wasn't sure about his story, but he sounded sincere, so he opened the door. Atheotes stood poised at the door, pointing his medic gun towards DIY, and before he could act, the gun fired into him.
It burned immensely, which was the exact opposite effect he had expected! He began to scream for help, as Atheotes simply stared at him, "Oh? You weren't expecting this," his smile turned evil. "Let me turn it down some then!"
but he only cranked the gun up more, and as DIY rolled around in agony, LG came running down the hallway. Atheotes faltered and turned to face LG, "You're just in time to help me-" but LG charged right through him, knocking him into a wall, and planting Sasha on his chest.
"You are spy! Hurting teammates! Now you die!" and LG began turning the barrels on Sasha.
"No no! You're making a misake! He's the spy! I'm the protection role!" Atheotes pleaded.
"Fah!" LG scoffed, "Some protection role, you did nothing tonight! SPY" he shouted. "And for that, you die!" LG screamed, and his gun whirred, as he pulled the trigger and the bullets ripped through the poor medic's stomach, and the wall, and the force of the gun propelled LG backwards away from the wall. By the time he stopped sliding he was standing in the doorway of the demoman's room.
He panted out of breath, "What do you think of my vepon? Puny man. Huff... Huff..." LG was thoroughly out of breath from all that running. A little too out of breath, more-so than usual...
He sat down on the floor and braced himself against the wall, "It seems I am... a little more winded than usual... but we got him eh?" LG saw Atheotes turn into the BLU spy, and he laughed. "That idiot! Thought he could outsmart my beautiful.... huff.... sasha... huff...." LG laughed to himself a bit.
The final tally it seemed so clear in LG's mind...
Alive(3/9)
That puny man behind me!
Me! A TEAM HERO! (I am also another person because I am so good!!)
Dead(12/9)
Splitpersonality - Soldier
Blue Spy # 1 - Disguised as Pyro
TheFlax - Red Spy
AVSM - Red Engineer
ATPG - Red Scout
Captain Blackadder - Red Sniper Atheotes - THE DIRTY SPY!
He smiled at this though, maybe he would get a medal? Maybe two! Maybe the one after two! He smiled to himself at this, then turned to the puny man behind him, "Do you mind, if I sleep here tonight? All this excitement has me tired I guess..."
DIY nodded slowly at him, and LG closed his eyes with a sigh.
It was finally over...
Final writeup to come regarding who won and whatnot...
Last edited by Splitpersonality; 06-14-2009 at 06:12.
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.
Or is DiY about so slaughter me in my sleep... Atheotes actually pm'd me i thought he wasn't the spy...
Go me! (i think)
In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
Dawn broke... it was a peaceful scene, something very out of place in dustbowl... but it was still very nice
DIY returned to his room, he had gone outside in the middle of the night to think. As he walked down the hallway, he saw all the bodies, strewn about the base, and all the carnage and destruction that had befallen it. He then turned his gaze towards LG, whose lost breath had never returned to him. He died peacefully in the dead of the night.
DIY sighed to himself as he walked up to LG, "A good soldier... good till the end." He picked his body up slowly, and saw the butterfly knife planted in his back. He shook his head, grabbed it and pulled it out.
"What a shame..." he said, looking at the knife and LG. He folded it, put it away, and laid LG's body on his back, and he turned on his heels and walked back the way he had come. He muttered as he walked out, he pulled the knife out again and examined it. This one knife had done so much damage, killed so many people. Drained the life and souls from human beings, and here he was holding it like some trinket. He examined it closer, it was still covered in blood, and there was something else... No... It couldn't be, he stopped and felt nauseous. He regained his composure and began walking again, but it still irked him a bit.
He placed his hand on his face as he walked, and gripped it tightly, "This has all been too much..." he slowed his pace down as he stepped out of the building. He stopped outside, and glanced back over his shoulder. He looked back down at the knife in his hands, then back at LG... He took a deep breath and ripped his hand away from his face. he put a sad looking face and said...
"That fat tub of sh*t bent my knife!"he began laughing to himself manically.
DIY ripped off the demoman mask and revealed himself in his true glory, as the BLU spy
"TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO easy!" he said.
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Alive(1/9)
Death is Yonder - BLU spy
Dead(8/9)
Splitpersonality - Soldier
Blue Spy # 1 - Disguised as Pyro
TheFlax - Red Spy
AVSM - Red Engineer
ATPG - Red Scout
Captain Blackadder - Red Sniper
LittleGrizzly - Red Heavy
Atheotes - Red Medic
BLU TEAM VICTORY!
Role PMs!
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Roles:
6. Captain Blackadder - Sniper
Congratulations! You are the RED team sniper!
It's a good job, that pays well, and you quite enjoy your profession. Your job is to cut down the enemy team's ranks from afar, you live your life through the scope.
You're too good of a class to have any gimmicky abillities, you're a straightforward guy anyway. Polite and respectful, you couldn't possibly be a spy, you hate their backstabbing kind.
You may kill once per night, and vote normally every day. If you come across a turret, you will sap it, rather than get yourself shot to hell. So be careful of that, it may alert an engineer!
Good luck.
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5. AVSM - Engineer
Congratulations, you're the RED team engineer!
You're a little crazy, but not more than anyone else on your team. You're quite passionate about your turrets, as you've designed them all.
Your can roleplay if you like, but it is not required.
Every night you can build ONE level one turret to protect one person, every day you can vote as normal. If the spy attacks your turret and saps it, you have a chance of getting to your turret in time and seeing him, that is up to chance.
Every day you vote as normal, and once per night you can use your doctor abilities to try and save someone from getting killed. There is not a guarantee that this will work, but rest assured you have an ally! There is one other pro-town protection role which you can contact and work with to increase your chances. Good luck finding him.
Sorry, I do not have a "Meet the" video for you, so you are one of two people to not get one.
You're german, that's really it, if you want to roleplay.
Good luck!
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1. TheFlax - RED spy
You cheeky backstabber!
You're the same brethren to the spy I killed and the one that killed me.
But you are much better, than those amateurs, you will find them and make them cry.
Once a day you can vote, at night you can turn invisible and investigate one person. You will get as much information on them as is deemed needed. I'd be careful roleplaying as the spy, because no one knows who to trust!
No quoting ANY PMs from me, and your results cannot be sent to anyone. You must use your wits and charm to try and convince your team of the results. Be careful, the enemy spy will be coming for you the same as the others.
Congratulations! You're the "skinny guy", also known to some as the Scout.
You say Bonk and Boink a lot, you're signature weapon is your metal baseball bat. You were born in boston and have a very heavy boston accent. Extremely headstrong and cocky, you take pride in the fact that you are a madman.
During the day, you vote. At night, you do nothing.
On a side note, I laughed quite hard when Random.org pulled this out for you, as this role is the one required roleplay role.
You have no special abilities, but it is required you use "Bonk" or "Boink" in your posts.
You may or may not die a horrible death if you miss a bonk, that's not the best risk to take though.
You have a small increase in percent of surviving a night attack, as you are much faster than those spy scumbags.
Congratulations comrade, you are heavy weapons guy!
You're a powerhouse of a man, large and in-charge in all meanings. You're pretty crazy, crazier than most, and you seem to revel in the death almost as much as the soldier does!
Your heavy chain gun, Sasha, is your pride and you let no one touch her.
You will crush the spies like the babies they are. Roleplaying for you would be a heavy russian accent.
During the day you discuss and vote, at night you sleep.
You're special item is the mighty Sandvich. You may use it as a one time protection item one night. Use it well!
Good Luck!
The roles and how they came out from Random.org:
4. Medic
2. Heavy
1. Demoman
5. Engineer
3. BLU Spy (Cover role is )
6. Sniper
7. Scout
I had a lot of fun writing this out, (read:Making it up as we went alone) and it was pretty surprising how well balanced it was in the end. (Read: How the hell did town almost win?) and a few things surprised me (Read: Why did the town destroy themselves?!)
It was a good game, and it played out very cool-like, I wish it had been larger and stuff and I wish certain things hadn't occurred. I almost wish ATPG had survived his night attack like his role promised. I almost wish Atheotes had protected someone on the last night, so things could've played out maybe differently, who knows?
The figures.
Engineer:
His protection ability had a 40% chance of telling him who the spy was. Sad that he never got to use it...
Medic:
He had a 30% chance of protection, and everytime someone died that percentage raised another 10%. Meaning on the final night he had a 70% chance of protecting himself or LittleGrizzly. DIY's job was to guess who wasn't being protected and hope random.org was kind to him.
If they had linked together, the medic and engineer I would've given them a cool tag-team ability, but AVSM was lynched before Atheotes could contact him, sadly.
Red Spy:
I toyed with this idea a lot, I considered giving you the ability to disguise yourself as one of your teammates for their ability, but that seemed too overpowered. In the end I settled on you being the investigator, and I would provide you with as much information as I deemed necessary in whatever stage of the game it was. 30% chance of learning the exact role (PM and all) of your victim, as well. This also would have risen to 70% by the last day.
I tried to think of other cool things, but they may have messed with the game too much imo, LG's sandvich was what almost won it for the reds though, and I'm happy that it worked out for him. He had a 70% chance of it saving him if attacked for one time, and that did indeed work out. Being the only confirmed role seemed to be a hard weight to bear on him though, and I'll keep this in mind for larger games...
All in all I'd like to thank you for bearing with me on my first game, and I hope I didn't make it too un-fun. Thanks for playing, good playing DIY and everyone else.
Game Closed!
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.
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Was racking my brain last round over who to attack, but Atheotes didn't get in his orders.
Thanks for a rather enjoyable mafia game split, the write ups were very humorous and the game was extremely balanced, a lot of it was up to random.org, so any side could win.
Looks like I made the right choice offing ATPG
You cannot add days to life but you can add life to days.
I was right for once and people didn't listen to me!
I shall now return to incorrectly accussing the innocent and successfully getting them lynched...
Edit: Well done DiY, even though you were a bigger suspect at the end i really wasn't sure...
Great game split!
Last edited by LittleGrizzly; 06-16-2009 at 08:06.
In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
Frankly I thought I was pretty obvious by the last round that I was mafia...
I claimed demoman which was my cover, and you knew you were the Heavy with the medic still alive, and the medic actually did something last night phase, which proved clearly that the medic was not a bogus role but actually doing protecting.
So I thought long and hard about which person to choose to attack but I eventually decided to go with chance and bank on the possibility that you two were in contact already and Atheotes had discovered that you had a now active night defence, and instead choose to combine defensive ratings so that it would be easier to survive the random.org roll instead of having the percentages spread out
Good game though, first win
Much thanks for the compliments
You cannot add days to life but you can add life to days.
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