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    Eighth level of hell.
    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

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    2nd level.

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    First level. How dull.
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    Purgatory.

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
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    Dang... Now I feel really evil or something...anyone else going to be banished to the Malebolge, or is one really going to be the loneliest number here...?
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    I'm a "high Machiavellian" and only in Purgatory. Interesting.

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    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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    Purgatory for me.

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    sixth.. heretic.

    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


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    Fifth.

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
    Makes me sound emo, though.
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    sixth and 7th levels.

    I couldn't make a descision on whether or not I believed in God so I tried both. I assume that if God exists he'd throw me into both because...

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
    Seventh Level of Hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
    Edit: Individual Scores
    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
    Level 7 Violent Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
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    6th Level - being an Atheist sort of means I have to be sent there :P
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    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | High
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | Very Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
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    heritic, but also with a high level of lustfulness.
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    Limbo, just for me and the "virtuous non-believers." Says I might score the second level though, since I have lustful tendencies.

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    Level 6 here, I think I'm too secular
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    Seventh Level of Hell

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    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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    I'M STILL WINNING! Oh, wait....
    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

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    Level 2 and I get to bang Cleopatra and Helena of Troy. Good. Did this test before and ended up in the city of dis, guess hell is relative as well.

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    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. - Level 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justiciar
    Fifth.


    Makes me sound emo, though.
    same
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    Purgatory.

    Those questions contain the opinions of "Ned Flanders".
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    Proud citizen of the City of Dis. Why do I not feel bad about being a heretic?
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    3rd Level of Hell...for me
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    5th Level
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    Purgatorio -- which is probably a very realistic answer. Nobody is gonna slap a "Sanctus" label on me when I'm gone.


    Side note: Kami's post in this thread -- #2 -- is very funny if you consider his sig a part of the message.
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    Level 6, almost level 9.

    While I was going to take the test, the ad banner attempted to make me commit a sin, but I prevailed.


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