EB v1.1 Released

[pezhetairoi]

Hooray!

[General Appo]

Yaaaaa, I totally believe you!!!!

[pezhetairoi]

Bah. :(

[General Appo]

What, I do!! A member of the EBF Council of Ten would never lie. Unless he really wanted to.

[Apgad]

I get it

[General Appo]

Oh, I ballon for you!!

[bovi]

[V.T. Marvin]

I am not fooled
Sorry, Pez, just to see your name as thread starter was enough to remind me what date it is today...

[The Persian Cataphract]

Pez brings up an important pointer, whether or not he intended for it; While he jokes about the release of "1.1" in this thread, aptly on this day, it also proves that no such release is planned.

Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. If you want someone to blame, you can blame Pez, I mean someone obviously had to break the ice. The prospects of a future release of EB is indeed a joke. It's a big fraud. I was going to make a protest thread saying "Look at me!!! Look at me!!! EB 1.1 released!!!" and then have the Almighty Moustache come along and give you the heart-breaking news. But none of you could ever handle the truth.

C'mon Bovi, I don't know how you can live with yourself, tell them. It's alright, Teleklos can't hurt you now. I've already swayed Tellos Athenaios to my banner.

[Kepper]

[bovi]

C'mon Bovi, I don't know how you can live with yourself, tell them. It's alright, Teleklos can't hurt you now. I've already swayed Tellos Athenaios to my banner.

I can live with myself because I think I cause as much anguish, or more, by dangling the release in uncertain terms. And it pleases me .

Then again, nothing is certain until it's released either, so I'm not lying...

[pezhetairoi]

I am not fooled
Sorry, Pez, just to see your name as thread starter was enough to remind me what date it is today...

Awww, is that my reputation now, then? I can see it now, 'EB Resident Comedian'.

[Hax]

Hey, when I looked at it, first thought was:

'Huh. Funny. Quick decisions then.'

[russia almighty]

The Persian Cataphract, I think your bitterness comes from losing your job to me. You can be research bitch for the Nubian team if you want. You'll still be getting your AOR horse archers in Persia btw.

[blacksnail]

TPC, you are no longer welcome on Team Wardog after the unfortunate incident with the terrier.

[The Persian Cataphract]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Oh dear...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[blacksnail]

I have been slandered for the last time. Everyone knows I scaled the walls of Seleucia in 1999.

[brymht]

I suppose it would be fruitless on April 1rst to ask if 1.1 was in beta testing yet, and if so, how its coming?

Even so, I'm creepily intrigued what kind of outlandish answers this post might get on this special special day........

[SaberHRE]

Just tried 1.1 out, and it has:

The Sacred Homosexual Pink EB Theban Band.

[Metalstrm]

Just tried 1.1 out, and it has:

The Sacred Homosexual Pink EB Theban Band.

ROFL!

The third guy in the second column from the front has got a spear attacking his genitalia.

[brymht]

Now THAT is some top noch April fools EB Tomfoolery. Well fricking done.

[Korlon]

And THAT'S why we don't do spears underhand.

[SaberHRE]

Older members of the forum, will probably start thinking how fast time has been flying, and how long was it since this original joke was made.

[Metalstrm]

Since Theban times?

[Moosemanmoo]

spam on

[Metalstrm]

spam on

What's the moral of this story? :D

[Strategos Alexandros]

What's the moral of this story? :D

'When on a soapbox look out for Vikings'

[Moros]

Since Theban times?

No, about 2,5 to 3 years I guess. Where are indeed ze times.
Great joke from Godpetmonkey, or who was it again that skinned them?