Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
I'm having a flashback to my religion class sophomore year at St. Bernard's. Our teacher asked us to envision Jesus as though He were a living, breathing, person right here, right now. Then the teacher (a Benedictine nun) asked us to share our vision... in your mind's eye, what would Jesus be doing right now...

Well, a good friend of mine raised his hand. Mind you, this was 1986, when they were THE team to beat. He answers with "He'd be playing point guard for the Celtics. He'd have the first 100% 3-point average in NBA history".

He got the both handed, wind up and over the head samurai warrior style yardstick smack for that one, but God was it worth it. I still burst out laughing thinking about it, and I bet Jesus does too.
The Celtics already had the Basketball Jesus, they didn't need the real one as well.