Blah, you forgot Samson.
Now there's the man who could tombstone Undertaker, Edge and Mysterio without blinking.
And his story has a nice moral end for the guys too.Samson has sex with Dalila and gets a haircut on top of that. Powerless, he is quickly overpowered by the Philistines and becomes a slave at their palace.
Dudes, never let your spouse trimm your braids, never!
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