Civil War at PETA?

[Reverend Joe]

I have yet to understand why people can't accept that we have a major advantage in being able to choose whether or not to eat meat. Not a whole lot of animals have much variety in their diet, much less what humans have. We're the freakin' food kings, so we may as well enjoy it.

NOTE:

PETA = People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

NOT

People Eating Tasty Animals

as some wags would have it.

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WARNING: VERY CRUDE JOKE AHEAD.

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Speaking of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals... I have always wished there was a particularly crude slang term for vagina that started with "A." Then that acronym would be truly beautiful.