A New EB Tavern

[Karo]

Where is the bartender I'm thirsty. Give me your best whisky or brandy.

And how's life going guys.

[The Celtic Viking]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

[Havok.]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

Not sure bud, but i think thats sorta of innapropriate for younglings that may come to the tavern, i would reconsider posting that sorta of stuff

And how's life going guys.

Going

edit: for those who ever heard of Robert Johnson

[||Lz3||]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

[Hooahguy]

BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

against what?

[Havok.]

against what?

Iron walls !

[The Celtic Viking]

Not sure bud, but i think thats sorta of innapropriate for younglings that may come to the tavern, i would reconsider posting that sorta of stuff

What? The perfectly natural and beutiful act of sex, "inappropriate" for "younglings"?! (You're not really talking of young people, but of kids, right?) That's crazy. The only ones who are too young to hear about sex are the ones who haven't developed the sense of hearing yet. There's no sense or reason in cotton-balling kids ears from sex - it's just stupid to do that. Seriously.

Well, what do you think about 2 o'clock a Wednesday morning with grog in your hand?

[Hooahguy]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

hm... i really dont know. maybe option 1?
i really dont know.

[Hooahguy]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

hmmmm.....
i dont know. maybe option 1? i really dont know.

[Hax]

I'm pretty sure I'm the one of the youngest guys around here, and I have no problem whatsoever with such a post. Then again, I did have sex for the first time three years ago, so I might not be the right person to ask.

[Col.Kurtz]

[QUOTE=The Celtic Viking;1973667]I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?





-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hell'yeah - option 1 if they really meet the prerequisites. There's always a way around the nasty part of it. As long as there's no "sword-crossing" involved or similar (don't look at him-which shouldn't be to hard).

Would have to be drunk or so, probably. But it should work somehow if you get some rules beforehand (and the will/ power to enforce them)

They have to be really hot though..

P.S. What a weird tavern I stumbled into?!

[General Appo]

I'm pretty sure I'm the one of the youngest guys around here, and I have no problem whatsoever with such a post. Then again, I did have sex for the first time three years ago, so I might not be the right person to ask.

You first had sex when you were 12?! Man, that´s embarrassing. By that time I had already stared in over 40 porn flicks, had over 20 kids and had been infected with AIDS thrice. When I came into the teens, things really started to heat up.

[Havok.]

What? The perfectly natural and beutiful act of sex, "inappropriate" for "younglings"?! (You're not really talking of young people, but of kids, right?) That's crazy. The only ones who are too young to hear about sex are the ones who haven't developed the sense of hearing yet. There's no sense or reason in cotton-balling kids ears from sex - it's just stupid to do that. Seriously.

lol ok, i thought it would be good to point that out eventually but alright, no problems then

[General Appo]

Yes, that is why I have taken it upon myself to hand out free copies of my porn movies to all kindergartens, day-care centers, playgrounds, everywhere where there are little kids. I´ve found that those of the age 4-5 are the most receptive when it comes to my movies, and I feel truly proud to in this manner spread information about this very natural and neccessary part of humanity. I see it as a way of giving something back to the society which has granted me so many nice things. Too bad most parents don´t agree. Stupid people.

[The Celtic Viking]

Hell'yeah - option 1 if they really meet the prerequisites. There's always a way around the nasty part of it. As long as there's no "sword-crossing" involved or similar (don't look at him-which shouldn't be to hard).

Would have to be drunk or so, probably. But it should work somehow if you get some rules beforehand (and the will/ power to enforce them)

They have to be really hot though..

P.S. What a weird tavern I stumbled into?!

No swordcrossing breaks the rules. Remember, he's gay, and he's focused on you, and he will stick it wherever he pleases. He's not interested in the chicks at all. Does this change your decision, or have I somehow misunderstood your answer?

Oh, by the way, when you mention it, this is a weird tavern. Any place that houses philosophers of my calibre tend to give that impression to people - raw depth like that is just, well... too deep for many.

[Havok.]

Wishmaster....!

[General Appo]

London´s Burning

Complete Control

"On the Nazgul, I make a Cook and Ed, I´ll open up the Baklava, Dick Gephardt and a Gecko. Every hotel, it was a mint on a log, cup full of bunny, "Gotta rake? Sure!". Ho ho ho. We know something´s raw. Ho ho ho. Lincoln Coke, Evil Apple in Saw!"

Absolutely one of the most hilarious things I have ever listened to, at least the latter one. I fell of my chair laughing first time I heard Evil Apple in Saw. Incredible.

In other news, I´ve finally found some Tavern-worthy Cock Sparrer material. We love you England belongs to me

Yeah I know, neither are very good quality and the latter one has been completely blown up nationalistic (and all videos of that song are usually plauged Neo-Nazists thinking this is a great song for their cause).

[General Appo]

Sorry fellas, but I just have to link to this. Seriously, best shit I have ever seen. Seriously. You don´t have to watch my other links, but please, watch this one. Just please, it will change your life. Maybe even for the better (doubtfully).
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=sf84AysXGTU

[Hax]

"How can I be sure you are not pretender"

[General Appo]

Yes, it´s great isn´t it? "Oh, you´re absolutely fine, your lips are taste of wine". Finlands pride.

[Hax]

Indeed, indeed. We are way worse though:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JwGRbAHslkM

[Havok.]

Indeed, indeed. We are way worse though:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JwGRbAHslkM

LoL

[Hooahguy]

im the teleporting fat guy!
(not for real though )
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ejc9GrooSKg

[||Lz3||]

hey havok now I remembered who was the guy that had "drinking capinhiras" (something like that xD)

it was our good (and missing) friend Pezhetairoi!

[Rilder]

Annoyed atm EB atm, not eb itself just some stupid annoyance where if your setting up a unit by holding the right mouse button and you let go half the time the game thinks you right clicked again and forces you fix it.

[Havok.]

hey havok now I remembered who was the guy that had "drinking capinhiras" (something like that xD)

it was our good (and missing) friend Pezhetairoi!

Caipirinha is a common alcoholic drink down here, very good also, i'll ask him where did he drank it, couse i'm curious now

and speaking of alcohol, in my EB campaigns, usually -lots- of FM become drunken guys, lotsa traits related to drugs too, and sometimes i wonder if they are a sign from the all mighty to me....

ohh well, mean while le's drink all we can
aye!

[Hooahguy]

aye havok, you almost killed the tavern again!
i forsee another convo-kiler in our midst....

[Havok.]

aye havok, you almost killed the tavern again!
i forsee another convo-kiler in our midst....

Sorry!
i'll stop with this habit i have

[Hooahguy]

just start talking about interesting things if you want to end the trend.
hehe a rhyme!

btw gen appo-
danm im scarred for life!

[Megas Methuselah]

*stands up, dusts off cobwebs, and takes one last sip of orange juice from a silver mug*

Damnit, I have to go to work. And clean the bathroom today.... Stupid, dirty germs. Maybe if I imagine the germs are not germs at all, but in fact Romans, I might find my job much more enjoyable. My bottle of Mr. Clean and that dirty sponge thirst for Roman blood!

DEUS VULT!!!!!!