Re: A New EB Tavern
Alright: were women hotter back then than they are now? Let's list the pros and cons of women back then compared to now.
Positive:
+Less fatty food. Most likely a lot healthier.
+excercised a fair bit, so once again, a lot healthier.
+Since many didn't wash their faces with soap etc. they probably had less acne. A lot of oil we get on our faces is ironically, caused by the soap washing some off. More piles on in hope that you won't be able to wash it all off next time.
+You probably married early, so none of those middle-aged, wrinkled hags.
Negative:
-Poor dentistry.
-Marriage was more the result of family interactions than love, so chances for arranged marriages are higher.
-Worse posture, more likely to have had some deformity due to disease.
-Pretty good chance she would die in childbirth.
-Hormones in food give modern women greater, err, assets...
Neutral:
:They were shorter back then.
Hmm... do they still ship mail-order brides from the past?
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