A New EB Tavern

[Havok.]

That is a good one! You know, revolutions generally ARE NOT allowed - that makes them so revolutionary!

It sort of reminds me of an old Czech joke:

French, Russian and Czech former anti-nazi guerrilla fighters met some time after the WWII to share their heroic memories.
The French resistance hero boasts: "...and we even blown up a nazi prison and liberated a hundred of our brothers and sisters in resistance, while killing at least two dozens of German guards in the process..."
The Russian "partyzan" scowls: "Thats nothing! We have undermined a bridge and a blown up a whole train of German reinforcements, killing hundreds of nazis and destroying several dozens of their tanks and artillery pieces, while putting the railway out of order for many months at the same time!"
The Czech resistance hero remembers: "Well, we planned even much more radical actions! ... But you know, it was not allowed at that time..."

[Ibrahim]

I'm back...b*****s...
I'd like to have coke and chips.

and who used weapons here?!!!

[Hooahguy]

Ibrahim!
how in hells name did you get more posts in here than i did?!
w/e lol
heres a coke and chips.....
but technically you can serve yourself b/c u are head bartender.

[||Lz3||]

damn! he's back!! people hide your children!


welcome back bro , here's a toast

[The Celtic Viking]

I'm back...b*****s...
I'd like to have coke and chips.

and who used weapons here?!!!

For once I claim innocense (and have some grain of truth on my side). I just came back in here myself, to tell you the truth. I have no idea what shady business I've missed out on while I was gone - that is, the last month or so.

That said, I want some booze. Real booze, the stuff that would kill a wild boar and make the intestines of a wild grizzly melt up warm inside. You know... GROG! Oh, and I dun no pay fer nuthin'. I make my own. Anyone wants a drop? Just be careful - this shit melts through mugs like beef sandwich! (Yeah, yeah, I know that dun make no sense 't'all. Just focus on the good stuff. 'kay, son?)

[Havok.]

BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

[Karo]

Where is the bartender I'm thirsty. Give me your best whisky or brandy.

And how's life going guys.

[The Celtic Viking]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

[Havok.]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

Not sure bud, but i think thats sorta of innapropriate for younglings that may come to the tavern, i would reconsider posting that sorta of stuff

And how's life going guys.

Going

edit: for those who ever heard of Robert Johnson

[||Lz3||]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

[Hooahguy]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

hm... i really dont know. maybe option 1?
i really dont know.

[Hooahguy]

I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?

(Of course, if you're gay, switch over so that it's three of the same sex and one of the opposite instead. If you're a female, you can just switch the gender roles. Bisexual people need not bother. )

hmmmm.....
i dont know. maybe option 1? i really dont know.

[Col.Kurtz]

[QUOTE=The Celtic Viking;1973667]I was sitting here, drinking and thinking, and, well... I came to an interesting question in my mind that I would like to share with you.

Suppose you met three beutiful women. I mean really hot - your wettest dream. They wanted to have sex with you, and since you're straight and, well... straight, there's only one reaction for you. Suppose then that they had a demand: if they were to have sex with you - and trust me, they'd do whatever you want them to - there would have to be another man involved. A disgusting, ugly, stinking, gay man, also focusing on you. Do you do it?

Suppose that it was three normal looking women just having normal sex with you, with a normal looking gay man in the mix. Would you do it then?

Okay, the last question is kind of pre-answered, but I'll put it in anyway. Suppose it's three ugly women and a fresh, good looking gay guy - the kind of guy you'd drool all over - if you were gay, that is. How would that taste for ya?

Where do you set the bar?





-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hell'yeah - option 1 if they really meet the prerequisites. There's always a way around the nasty part of it. As long as there's no "sword-crossing" involved or similar (don't look at him-which shouldn't be to hard).

Would have to be drunk or so, probably. But it should work somehow if you get some rules beforehand (and the will/ power to enforce them)

They have to be really hot though..

P.S. What a weird tavern I stumbled into?!

[Hooahguy]

BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

against what?

[Havok.]

against what?

Iron walls !