A New EB Tavern

[Megas Methuselah]

*stands up, dusts off cobwebs, and takes one last sip of orange juice from a silver mug*

Damnit, I have to go to work. And clean the bathroom today.... Stupid, dirty germs. Maybe if I imagine the germs are not germs at all, but in fact Romans, I might find my job much more enjoyable. My bottle of Mr. Clean and that dirty sponge thirst for Roman blood!

DEUS VULT!!!!!!