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[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Congratulations! Glad to see everyone is doing well.

Best of luck! Just dont get her into the family business too soon...

Stole my line.

[Spartan198]

Congrats, D and family.

Thank you everyone. I'm truly blessed. Two beautiful, healthy daughters, the Lord has surely smiled upon me. Now, I just have to start planning for those wedding days... and the BILLS.

And the credit cards, and the cherry red convertibles, and the countless pairs of shoes...

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

and the countless pairs of shoes...

Build a tiny closet. Make a "shoe rule". Your daughters may never own more shoes than can fit in the closet. Problem solved.

[Lemur]

Holy ****, how did I miss this thread? Super-duper congratulations, Don C! Not one but two gorgeous daughters, what a life, what fun. This means they can share clothing, and no arguments from the wife. This is a good thing.

[Raz]

Build a tiny closet. Make a "shoe rule". Your daughters may never own more shoes than can fit in the closet. Problem solved.

A better way. Place one pair of shoes in a small closet, then place a mirror on either side. Problem solved. Infinite pairs of shoes.