Stay away from "dirtyfighting". It is lowly, dangerous, and if you do it, you will make an enemy for life.

I think if someones determined to make your life a misery with physical bullying you have to make them come out of it with at least one injury every time, if every time i hits me i manage to poke him in the eye an he walks round with a bad eye all day how many days in a row is he going to want to keep that up.

TBH if the bullying is bad enough im up for just standing there and spitting at him, is it really going to be worth the pleasure of hitting you if every time you just start spitting like crazy.