So I tried playing the French for the first time... and I'm about to throw my computer through the window.
I expected a hard fight (even on normal), so I planned on picking a few factions to maintain as strong a relation as possible and the rest remain amiable unless otherwise attacked. Fair enough strategy seeing as how I am completely surrounded from the very start with little in the way of a military.
So I have an alliance with Milan, big deal. They are all a bunch of traitors and I didn't expect it to last. 10 turns in they are at the door of Marseilles. The Germans are one of my strong allies as they are also dealing with the Milanese bastards, when all of a sudden, with very good relations no less, they ally with the Milanese and declare war on me! Fair enough, I was expecting a hard fight, at least I still have the Spanish and the English are on good enough terms. The latter was undoubtedly going to be broken, but the Scottish were pushing them into London so I expected them to remain peaceful with me, but no doubt, they join in on the French clusterfark, and a few turns later, with outstanding relations and a marriage alliance, the Spaniards show up with a stack at Toulouse.
Battle after battle goes by and I annihilate the Milanese (but not after the Venetians rescind their alliance and declare an alliance with their former foes, the Germans and attack me) and declare peace with the Germans. The English are pushed into the Channel and the heart of Italy is mine. Sicily is a strong ally but they have a very reliable reputation and I can expect to count on them so things are looking up.
WRONG... Scotland joins the dogpile with a full stack landed at Antwerp and the Germans join the fray once more, and the Sicilians decide to break their only alliance and land a force on Corsica and I see the Danish lurking at the outskirts of Antwerp.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME!!!!
Why can I not hold an alliance with ANYONE? Even people who I have common enemies with will declare war on me and become best buds with our formerly common foe, and I am just playing on normal. My reputation is reliable, seldom more, seldom less, I never attack anyone unless attacked first, and my relationship with the pope is locked in place at mere indifference, even after colonizing the holy land.
So what am I doing wrong here?
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