Funny Battle Cries
I was recently playing as Kingdom of Jerusalem on Crusades and played a battle against a Venetian army. The most amusing thing (not that annihilating venetians with guns isn't fun) was the battle cry. My general said "I have heard that the Venetian enemy have good wine stored in their camp. LET'S GO GET IT!"
I wasn't expecting something like this, and was wondering, what other amusing battle cries have you all had?
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Re: Funny Battle Cries
Quite a few good ones here:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=73208
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Re: Funny Battle Cries
There's one with the southern European accents where the general starts mumbling to himself and then he goes "Oh, don't those banners look nice", and then instead of a cheer there's a kind of cautious applause from a few of the troops.
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Conjunction 2 'God'sNipples' Funny sppeches
Not mine, but if this has not been posted, you should check these speeches. Got the idea after seeing the old closed thread.
The most hilarious Milan general ever! I bet he's the one who said all of these.
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1. a) "And have some valour. Yes. Valour. That's a good word. And be strong, because you're good soldiers. And there's nothing to worry about. No. Yes. No."
b) something to do about the stench of heathen mixed camels. Go figure.
c) "ANd at the last, I say to you, look to your - <panic> Snakesnakesnakesnake - SNAKE - SNAKE! OH MY GOD! TAKE IT AWAY!!!" <men cheers!>
Never get tired of this
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Another "SNAKE!!!!" speech
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2. An arse video. Pretty vulgar, and i thought i heard him swear.
aptly titled, "Arrrgggh... Arse-Arse-Ass! Let's do it!"
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3. Aptly titled, "Sausage-eating Imperial pudding-heads!"
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4. "blatherblatherblat--- Those banners are very niiice, aren't they?" <army goes "Meh!" "Boo">
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Last edited by Martok; 06-09-2008 at 20:31.
Re: Conjunction 2 'God'sNipples' Funny sppeches
Please do tell which one you enjoyed the most
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Please do not double post, as a member you have the ability to edit your post, and it did not neeed to be bumped.
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Re: Conjunction 2 'God'sNipples' Funny sppeches
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I liked the banner one... that one made me literally LOL
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Re: Conjunction 2 'God'sNipples' Funny sppeches
The "butt weasels" one probably cracked me up the most.
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Re: Conjunction 2 'God'sNipples' Funny sppeches
lol indeed. The first time i came across that "'butt' weasel" video had me rewinding that segment multiple times trying to make sure i did not mishear a single phrase he said.
I thought "Those banners are very niiice, aren't they?" one was priceless. Just when you thought he lost you in his boring speech, he cuts off and drops that line. Just plain hilarious! Plus his voice was just add points to its goofiness,
On a side note, i couldn't forget the "SNAKE!" one because of how i reacted to it the 1st time i saw it.
Last edited by glyphz; 06-12-2008 at 07:07.
Re: Funny Battle Cries
In my current campaign as Spain, the King leading a crusading army against Tunis. "Today, we shall find out if they are descended from rabbits."I nearly choked on my biscuit.
O wad god the giftie gie us
To see oorselves as ithers see us - Robert Burns
I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours - Bob Dylan
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Playing as the English, I sent my prince on a Crusade against Jerusalem. Unfortunaltely before he arrived, he went mad and gained the title Prince Henry the Mad. He finally arrived at Jerusalem to take it from the Egyptians and started off giving a normal speech. All of a sudden, he just says, "Now we attack the Egyptians. We shall have the green elephants and blue pixies lead the charge. By the way, have any of you seen my wife. I think she may be working for the enemy. If you see her, kill her!"
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Re: Funny Battle Cries
Haha, he's very easily impressed, that one: "Those banners are very nice, aren't they?".
Anyways, my vote goes to "Arse-weasels". Very funny!
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